Haven't seen one of these in a while, but I had to share:
I have a biter, and he had torn up my right nipple. Luckily, it has healed and we are doing better. Still painful when he clamps down, but I digress. The LCs gave me some magic nipple cream that was $67. Insurance wouldn't cover it, because it was a compound. Whatever.
So, as we discussed the cost of said cream, DH says "you can use that utter cream, too. You know, they use it on cow utters." Me: "seriously?! I'm not a cow!"