Realizing you're not what you once were. About a year ago an intern emailed me "Dear. Mrs. XYZ..." I told DH "He wrote it like I'm old! Just wait until he meets me and realizes I'm young." DH slid his eyes toward me and said "Um, you think the intern is going to think you're YOUNG? Hon, no. You're old as fuck."
Second example? A fine ass man apparently just started in my department and appeared at my desk a few minutes ago. There was a time when I could have thought he'd walk away thinking "She's cute" and happily married as I am, that thought was nice

Now? He walked away thinking probably nothing or if he really had to have SOME thought it would be "That's a mom right there. Million pictures of her kids, shoving her face with Doritos and brushing the crumbs off her jiggly post partum belly." Le sigh lol Maybe if I'm lucky a crumb landed on my rack, which is my best feature, currently

Formerly known as elmoali

Re: Know what's hard?
And they're all like
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
And I'm also all GET OFF MY LAWN all of a sudden. Loud music bugs me and stuff.
Benjamin Eric. Born 5.17.13
6 lbs, 10 oz. 19 inches. 36 weeks.