June 2013 Moms

My ILs are making my kid into an assassin

The older one :)  First they taught him "Pie in the face!" so now we have to keep close tabs on the pie at Thanksgiving because he swears he's going to do it to someone.  Then it snowed the other day and he was SO excited because his Bampy had told him that you smoosh it into balls and "THROW IT AT PEOPLE!" Thanks Bampy.
Formerly known as elmoali :)

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Re: My ILs are making my kid into an assassin

  • Convince him Bampy is telling him these things because he really wants DS to do them to HIM this Thanksgiving! 
    @lavonnallama

    You just made me spit out my drink!  I thought only llamas spit?
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  • Yep. MIL taught him that a stick (that he used to always pretend was a hockey stick) is a "mighty sword" WTH?
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                                                                  #Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime

     

                                                                       Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
  • WasNotWas said:
    Yep. MIL taught him that a stick (that he used to always pretend was a hockey stick) is a "mighty sword" WTH?
    LOL this reminded me that Aiden thinks butter knives are swords and he puts them in his belt loops and yells "I Puss N Boots!"  One time he stabbed the shit out of a space saver bag before I realized WTF he was doing.
    Formerly known as elmoali :)

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