Last night at work, the manager and I were totally grossed out by a customer that obviously crop dusted through our store. It was me! I didn't own up to it because the manager was saying in front of customers how gross it was. Sorry dude, my stomach hurt and I didn't think it would be that bad. But then again...we never do, do we?
Yesterday, at work, someone asked me if I saw a mutual co-worker. I said no. I'm pretty sure I saw him twice and had a conversation with him, but don't know his name. I was too embarrassed to ask for clarification on who it was because I recently asked the woman who inquired who she was (and she totally side-eyed me). I've worked there for over 3 years.
Last night at work, the manager and I were totally grossed out by a customer that obviously crop dusted through our store. It was me! I didn't own up to it because the manager was saying in front of customers how gross it was. Sorry dude, my stomach hurt and I didn't think it would be that bad. But then again...we never do, do we?
I think this confession paired with how you chose to start this thread is quite funny.
It wasn't intentional! I was going to say something, but then I figured I'd see if anyone else noticed.
When I think I'm gearing up to O, I wear black panties for about a week straight in order to check my CM better and make sure it's fertile CM. I probably own too many pairs of black undies. Flame away my friends. Flame away. :-)
My pregnant coworker was told by someone that she just looks fat (she's in the awkward belly stage). It was so rude and I felt so bad for her I told her she definitely looks pregnant. I lied.
Yesterday I called child protective services on my cousin. My mom told me not to because if anybody finds out it was me it will ruin her relationship with her brother, who is my cousins dad. I don't give a shit. What she is doing to her son is not right, family or not.
I left my house this morning and forgot my purse. I realized it about five minutes after leavin my house, and then realized that if I turned around I would be late for work. It went like this in my head: "oh fuck it......but I am driving without my license.....oh well......but my phone was in my purse and I will miss all of today's FFFC......." Commence turning around. I was fourteen minutes late for work. Sorry (not sorry).
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TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
Yesterday I called child protective services on my cousin. My mom told me not to because if anybody finds out it was me it will ruin her relationship with her brother, who is my cousins dad. I don't give a shit. What she is doing to her son is not right, family or not.
Thank you for caring more about the child than the stupid adult dynamics.
Yesterday I called child protective services on my cousin. My mom told me not to because if anybody finds out it was me it will ruin her relationship with her brother, who is my cousins dad. I don't give a shit. What she is doing to her son is not right, family or not.
Unless the case were to go to court and you testified against your cousin, no one will know it was you. A child's safety always trumps "ruining" an adult friendship. Sorry you have to deal with this!
It's been about a week since I have shaved my legs.
I have blonde hair...so over the winter I easily go two months without shaving. H pretends he doesn't notice. I don't wear dresses or skirts so it works out.
It's been about a week since I have shaved my legs.
I have blonde hair...so over the winter I easily go two months without shaving. H pretends he doesn't notice. I don't wear dresses or skirts so it works out.
I am jealous of people with blonde leg hair. Even if I shave it looks like I didn't.
All of you broads who are all, "LOOK AT ME, I haven't shaved in a month!" Well, I didn't shave the baby hatch area for over a year after my youngest was born.
I win.
Did you french braid it?
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
I have avoided doing laundry for the last week and a half. Well, this morning I realized I was finally out of clean underwear and was forced to go commando. I feel so awkward, like everyone knows even though I know there is no way they can tell.
Explanation: I was driving to work, which is about. 40 min commute. Halfway there I realized I had to go, but I thought I would make it to work and skipped an exit to a gas station/grocery store. Well between that exit and the next one is a mile and a quarter. And there was an accident taking up all but one lane. What should have taken only 4 minutes to exit took 25. I could not hold it by that point. I have emergency diapers in my car, tucke one into my underwear, and peed just enough to take the urgency away.
Confession Part 2: I actually did this several times during a road trip this summer.
I am ridiculously overexcited for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire to be released next week. I loved the book and the movie looks fantastic. I've been reading everything I can find on it and watching every clip that's been posted anywhere. The last time I was like this was for the Lord of the Rings movies.
I like to wear knee high trouser socks under my work pants. Yes, I am an 80 year old woman.
edit: stupid grammar
I totally do that, I wore knee high pantyhose (is that the same thing?) yesterday because I hate wearing flats without socks. Apparently they were a little stretched out and kept falling down all day, I had to hike up my knee socks all day.
All of you broads who are all, "LOOK AT ME, I haven't shaved in a month!" Well, I didn't shave the baby hatch area for over a year after my youngest was born.
I win.
Did you french braid it?
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
Does she know you don't believe in God? Why would she ask you to be a godparent if she knows you aren't a believer? That might be a good compromise, just tell her that you would love to, but won't be able to help her out with the spiritual part of godparenting and see what she says, I dunno. Tough spot.
Last night at work, the manager and I were totally grossed out by a customer that obviously crop dusted through our store. It was me! I didn't own up to it because the manager was saying in front of customers how gross it was. Sorry dude, my stomach hurt and I didn't think it would be that bad. But then again...we never do, do we?
I've totally done this before. I think my worst offense was at a wedding when I just couldn't hold it in on the dance floor (all that jumping) and when people noticed I pointed to a girl nearby and said "I think it was her. Gross." I'm horrible...
Yesterday I called child protective services on my cousin. My mom told me not to because if anybody finds out it was me it will ruin her relationship with her brother, who is my cousins dad. I don't give a shit. What she is doing to her son is not right, family or not.
Thank you for putting the kid first. You did the right thing.
All of you broads who are all, "LOOK AT ME, I haven't shaved in a month!" Well, I didn't shave the baby hatch area for over a year after my youngest was born.
I win.
Did you french braid it?
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
I am my niece's God mother and atheist. I see it more as a special relationship with my niece, which I love, than something to do with God. Your best friend should be fine and understand that you don't believe in God. Also, i know for me I had to get a piece of paper signed by a priest that said a bunch of catholic stuff. I was raised Catholic so I had all of the stuff needed. Depending on your situation you might not even be eligible. I would say do whatever your comfortable with and your friend should hopefully understand.
ETA: mobile bumping so quoting might be wacky
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All of you broads who are all, "LOOK AT ME, I haven't shaved in a month!" Well, I didn't shave the baby hatch area for over a year after my youngest was born.
I win.
Did you french braid it?
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
@EmeJay I was in this situation this spring with a friend of mine. She knows I'm an atheist. I told her that I was not comfortable taking an oath that I knew was a lie. I told her that I'd be more than happy to be her son's guardian(because here that's a lot of what people expect of God parents) but I couldn't promise to teach her son something I don't believe in. I felt like a huge asshole because I could see the disappointment in her face immediately, but she thought about it for a minute & then agreed that what I said made sense & thanked me for being honest. It was completely awkward, but I'm glad I did it. GL!
@macylynn27: That's BS about your friends, sorry you have to deal with that. I'd be happy to pay someone, especially a friend, to do a photoshoot for me. If they gave me a discount, wonderful. But if not, I'd understand. Gotta pay 'dem bills!
@DrZoid I'm so excited for Catching Fire as well! I read the Hunger Games on a romantic vacation with the hubs in St Lucia and basically ignored him for two days until I finished the series
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I am currently drinking a large glass of wine (and bumping) in the bathtub. Granted I'm working nights, but the bright daylight is a little strange!
Me: 32 DH: 32
Met: 4/25/2004, Married 8/14/2010
Off BC 1/2013
TTC (actively) since 5/2013
5/2014 started testing with RE, me: HSG normal, normal AMH, no cysts; DH: great sperm
Unexplained IF + unexplained anovulation (post-pill vs hypothalamic)
Re: FFFC
Last night at work, the manager and I were totally grossed out by a customer that obviously crop dusted through our store. It was me! I didn't own up to it because the manager was saying in front of customers how gross it was. Sorry dude, my stomach hurt and I didn't think it would be that bad. But then again...we never do, do we?
Married 7/21/12
Off bcp and ttc 9/1/13
bfp 7/20/14, m/c 7/23
will ttc again 8/14
Without her knowledge?
It wasn't intentional! I was going to say something, but then I figured I'd see if anyone else noticed.
Married 7/21/12
Off bcp and ttc 9/1/13
bfp 7/20/14, m/c 7/23
will ttc again 8/14
Ok. Here goes:
When I think I'm gearing up to O, I wear black panties for about a week straight in order to check my CM better and make sure it's fertile CM. I probably own too many pairs of black undies. Flame away my friends. Flame away. :-)
Savannah Mommy and Daddy can't wait to meet you.
Savannah Mommy and Daddy can't wait to meet you.
I am considering doing this for #2. My recovery and PPA was rough with my Addie (DD).
My pregnant coworker was told by someone that she just looks fat (she's in the awkward belly stage). It was so rude and I felt so bad for her I told her she definitely looks pregnant. I lied.
She did not notice/care. She is not a chocolate girl. I made sure she got all of the nerds and smarties.
Samantha - 4/5/2017
Samantha - 4/5/2017
TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
Samantha - 4/5/2017
Unless the case were to go to court and you testified against your cousin, no one will know it was you. A child's safety always trumps "ruining" an adult friendship. Sorry you have to deal with this!
Married 7/21/12
Off bcp and ttc 9/1/13
bfp 7/20/14, m/c 7/23
will ttc again 8/14
Uhhh knee high trouser socks are awesome! They make my legs feel sexy without having to put on pantyhose
TTC #1 October 2012
Me (30): PCOS DH (31): SA looks good
12/13: Clomid + IUI = BFN
1/14: Clomid + Trigger + TI = BFN
2/14: Benched = BCP
3/14: Femara = BFN
4/14: Break for job change = BFP!! EDD 1/5/15
SoSayWeAll said:
I have blonde hair...so over the winter I easily go two months without shaving. H pretends he doesn't notice. I don't wear dresses or skirts so it works out.
Married 7/21/12
Off bcp and ttc 9/1/13
bfp 7/20/14, m/c 7/23
will ttc again 8/14
I am jealous of people with blonde leg hair. Even if I shave it looks like I didn't.
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
Explanation: I was driving to work, which is about. 40 min commute. Halfway there I realized I had to go, but I thought I would make it to work and skipped an exit to a gas station/grocery store. Well between that exit and the next one is a mile and a quarter. And there was an accident taking up all but one lane. What should have taken only 4 minutes to exit took 25. I could not hold it by that point. I have emergency diapers in my car, tucke one into my underwear, and peed just enough to take the urgency away.
Confession Part 2: I actually did this several times during a road trip this summer.
Samantha - 4/5/2017
FFFC: My best friend asked me to be the godmother of her son. She wants to have a catholic baptism. I don't believe in God. I don't know what to do and feel like an asshole both ways.
I am my niece's God mother and atheist. I see it more as a special relationship with my niece, which I love, than something to do with God. Your best friend should be fine and understand that you don't believe in God. Also, i know for me I had to get a piece of paper signed by a priest that said a bunch of catholic stuff. I was raised Catholic so I had all of the stuff needed. Depending on your situation you might not even be eligible. I would say do whatever your comfortable with and your friend should hopefully understand.
ETA: mobile bumping so quoting might be wacky
TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15
NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
@macylynn27: That's BS about your friends, sorry you have to deal with that. I'd be happy to pay someone, especially a friend, to do a photoshoot for me. If they gave me a discount, wonderful. But if not, I'd understand. Gotta pay 'dem bills!
Married 7/21/12
Off bcp and ttc 9/1/13
bfp 7/20/14, m/c 7/23
will ttc again 8/14
DS: 10-9-14
MC: 9-4-16