Awkward FB posts

hmp1 · November 2013

Lets hear them. What have you seen on your FB recently that was super awkward?

hmp1 · November 2013

I guess one of my friends was playing a FB game. Her post was:

My number is 10. (1) I started kindergarten at the age of 4 in a private Christian school. (2) while at said school, they told my mom I spoke in tongues (she pulled me out shortly after) (3) ......

The awkward part was one of the replies said:

I was your kindergarten teacher...have sweet memories of that darling, curly headed little girl who wore a cross necklace because i did, who held her Bible just like me even though upside down...so sorry your mom made that decision...my prayer for you is that you find your true purpose...exciting to watch you grow

melody921 · November 2013

My one "friend" is always posting drama about her ex-husband/kids' father, usually along the lines of "I'm over the drama. I know I'm a good person. What gives you the right to belittle me..."

mrsjenni · November 2013

Creepy! I haven't seen any today, but I just have to say that I hate those effing posts going around with the "My number is ___. Here are ___ things about me!" UGH, no one cares. (Or I guess creepy mccreeperson cares. Or something.)

AKB090609 · November 2013

My sister posted about how she's having a "huge baby and lots of contractions". It was awkward when 30+ people made comments about her needing to stop the drama and being 'educated' by all of her mom friends on the variety of reasons she was being ridiculous.

Then she posted crying selfies and titled the album "reasons to pick better friends".

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

This one goes out to my 28 year old former roomate who frequently posts pictures of herself with her pet chinchilla (so tempted to share her profile pic). She is single and has no kids, but frequently posts her opinions about marriage and parenting. The most recent being an article about how relationships should be easy and if you have to work for it, you're with the wrong spouse. WTF??

danabsd · November 2013

An oldie but goodie.
DH's cousin who is in her late 40's started getting healthy losing weight a while ago, good for her, I almost didn't recognize her the first time I saw her new bod. Well she posted a picture on FB of her and her new long hair. A male friend of hers comments something along the lines of "You look great and so does your hair, I can't wait to pull it from behind." and she wrote back something equally as disturbing. :-&
Not bad enough? She has 3 kids who are her friends on FB and her oldest had the first comment. "You look great Mom!" He would have gotten notifications of those comments!
He is a really weird kid, anyone want to take a gander as to why???

lbrown9807 · November 2013

I wouldnt say it was awkward but last night one of my fb friends posted how she was such a bad mommy because her husband had to take her son to the doctor and its the first time EVER she has missed a doctors appointment. um shut the f up.

Thought of another one, one of H's coworkers wives posted about how she was thinking of starting a "traveling hair service" aka she comes to you to have your hair done instead of going to a salon. No one commented. awkwardddddd.

MarisaKathleen · November 2013

For those of you in the FB group, I shared my WTF one the other night from my SIL "Since V STILL isn't STTN, I thought we'd try having her wear a hat to bed and maybe give her a little cereal!"

Dude. Your baby is 9wks old. Which I pointed out. She then responded with "DH read something that babies should be STTN by 3mo old. We just want her to be normal." It was insane.

danabsd · November 2013

lbrown9807 said:

Thought of another one, one of H's coworkers wives posted about how she was thinking of starting a "traveling hair service" aka she comes to you to have your hair done instead of going to a salon. No one commented. awkwardddddd.

Ha. My BIL posted this the other day.
I think the most hilarious Facebook posts are ones like, "ZOMG I NEED A RIDE TOMORROW MORNING CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT!?" Then like, two people like it. Nobody comments on it.

thebanich · November 2013

There is one girl on my FB that constantly talks about how poor she is. The other day she was complaining that she wouldn't be able to buy her kid a present for Christmas because she had to pay some fee for something.

JulesDiane · November 2013

Tuesday night while drinking and surfing Facebook, I accidentally posted a survey about breastfeeding past a year on my Facebook page. I didn't realize until the next morning when I promptly removed it. AWKWARD! Thanks to my one friend who gave me a "thumbs up". I might not have known it was out there if she hadn't done it!

danabsd · November 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

Tuesday night while drinking and surfing Facebook, I accidentally posted a survey about breastfeeding past a year on my Facebook page. I didn't realize until the next morning when I promptly removed it. AWKWARD! Thanks to my one friend who gave me a "thumbs up". I might not have known it was out there if she hadn't done it!
I actually don't see why that's awkward.

I don't get it either...

BeebopandBuddy · November 2013

My DH's uncle posted an article about marriage the other day with the comment "Everyone should read this, great advice". Um, you are on your fifth marriage. I will not be taking marriage advice from you.

JulesDiane · November 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

Tuesday night while drinking and surfing Facebook, I accidentally posted a survey about breastfeeding past a year on my Facebook page. I didn't realize until the next morning when I promptly removed it. AWKWARD! Thanks to my one friend who gave me a "thumbs up". I might not have known it was out there if she hadn't done it!
I actually don't see why that's awkward.

Because it was just a link to the survey. No comments, story, or anything about the link. It just felt a little more open than I prefer to be in the FB world

misscheapandchic · November 2013

I had a friend post a picture of her kid's first "deposit" in the potty. So gross and so awkward, like who actually thinks its socially acceptable to post pictures of human excrement?

melody921 · November 2013

misscheapandchic said:

I had a friend post a picture of her kid's first "deposit" in the potty. So gross and so awkward, like who actually thinks its socially acceptable to post pictures of human excrement?

FTW

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

misscheapandchic said:
I had a friend post a picture of her kid's first "deposit" in the potty. So gross and so awkward, like who actually thinks its socially acceptable to post pictures of human excrement?

Nast.

eshee8198 · November 2013

Let's see...today's feed includes a friend debating whether or not to get mexican dental work to save money, a 5,000 word diatribe on the evils of not showing up on time for a scheduled scavenger hunt meet-up, my father's former student who refers to her son as "her pharoh", and a bunch of cat pictures. Oh yeah, and my SIL's SIL (we're actually fairly close) posting about how they're doing solar on their house with xx company, and me awkwardly commenting that maybe she should talk to my DH, since, you know, that's what he does for a living.

Stasi · November 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

I also have a girl on my fb who's profile picture is of her leaning over into the camera, clearly pushing her boobs up so they look good popping out of her shirt. It's one of those "I'm not doing anything, my boobs are naturally awesome and you should look at them. But omg I didn't even notice they were popping out!" pictures.

Stop talking about me, like I'm not here...

thebanich · November 2013

knitsmagee said:

My MIL keeps sharing photos of half naked men with comments like "Yummy!" "Oh Baby!" and statuses like "MIL needs bigger blocks of time to express her inner being." The last one isn't super awkward, just weird. Plus she shares every single emotion she has and on a picture of Charlie after she stole my taco, licked it, ripped it up and threw it on the floor my MIL commented in response to someone else's comment "That's what she said" on the photo of her granddaughter. That was a little awkward.

Oh and she shared this the other night:

:-?? Is your MIL single?

PenelopePond · November 2013

@knistmagee :-O :-&

MarisaKathleen · November 2013

My cousin's wife is a therapist that primarily treats the LGBT community. She's very into natural healing, being a vegan, and being much more crunchy than I am. Which is totally fine. Until she talks about the sexual awakening her and my cousin are going through, and how they have an open marriage. I don't like thinking about my cousin having sex with anyone. Just TMI.

redneckmomma25 · November 2013

My brother posting "because of 7 minutes of hard work, 9 months ago, we are having a baby today." Awkward is my SIL posting a picture of her in a bra and underwear at 39 weeks pregnant. Awkward is a picture of her entire boob and nipple on fb because the baby had his hand on top of her boob giving the camera the finger.

misspunky · November 2013

misscheapandchic said:

I had a friend post a picture of her kid's first "deposit" in the potty. So gross and so awkward, like who actually thinks its socially acceptable to post pictures of human excrement?

MH's cousin did this. Except her kid had pooped in random places in the house. So she posted pictures of turds on the floor.

danabsd · November 2013

misspunky said:

misscheapandchic said:

I had a friend post a picture of her kid's first "deposit" in the potty. So gross and so awkward, like who actually thinks its socially acceptable to post pictures of human excrement?

MH's cousin did this. Except her kid had pooped in random places in the house. So she posted pictures of turds on the floor.

I'm somehow more ok with that. I thinks it's because the idea of dookies in random places in the house is a little funny as long as it's not you...

jbBeans · November 2013

Ah I'm trying to find the drunken rant MH's aunt posted recently, in which she references the wine coolers that made her drunk. It's buried under all of the game notifications. Or she DD'd.

BPer · November 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

I also have a girl on my fb who's profile picture is of her leaning over into the camera, clearly pushing her boobs up so they look good popping out of her shirt. It's one of those "I'm not doing anything, my boobs are naturally awesome and you should look at them. But omg I didn't even notice they were popping out!" pictures.

Way to out me @spooflejones.

thebanich · November 2013

knitsmagee said:

@Banich4eva My MIL has a BF who she lived with for a while, then she moved out, but they are still together. He is not on FB though.

Yikes. I'm sorry you have to read that stuff.

jbBeans · November 2013

jbBeans said:

Ah I'm trying to find the drunken rant MH's aunt posted recently, in which she references the wine coolers that made her drunk. It's buried under all of the game notifications. Or she DD'd.

Here it is:

"I am so tired of trying to help people get things done and then someone comes along and opens their big mouth and speak before thinking. I was going to help them get ready for the party tomorrow night but ended up coming home. Sure enjoying all my Palm Bay. Down to 2 so that is a lot I have had. Will back off for a few days and then they will see how much I have been helping. Piss Off world!"

I had to Google Palm Bay. Yup, a wine spritzer thing. haha... oye

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