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You Know You Are A Mom When....

draeraydraeray member
edited November 2013 in February 2013 Moms

I'll go first:

You are swaying/rocking back and forth while standing annnnnd you notice you are not holding your LO.

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  • colinsfebmommycolinsfebmommy member
    edited November 2013
    You go out with barf or spit or food that isn't yours on your shirt and don't bother changing after you find it lol You wipe it off and continue on your day
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  • draeraydraeray member
    edited November 2013
    MonicaMerkel said:
    You go out with barf or spit or food that isn't yours on your shirt and don't bother changing after you find it lol You wipe it off and continue on your day
    HAHA, this happens to be all the time. Last week, I was holding Everett before leaving the house for work. My hair was still wet as I don't normally have time to blow dry it in the mornings (and rather have the extra 15 mins to hang out with DS) and he totally puked in my hair. Since it was already wet, I just put it in the sink and washed off the part he puked on. Didn't even make me bat an eye.

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  • downtown80downtown80 member
    You have to open multiple car doors when going anywhere!

    I miss the days when I could just hop in the car and go. These days, I open both rear doors to get kids in their car seats, plus my own, and sometimes the passenger door for all my "stuff".
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  • RosebeanRosebean member
    You are leaving the house (sans kids) only to get the the car and realize that you are still toting your massive diaper bag.
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  • Drea926Drea926 member
    You wake up in the morning and realize there's dried poop on your pjs that you didn't see because you were changing a diaper in the dark. 

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  • DublinMamaDublinMama member
    You can wash your hair, shave your legs, scrub up, and maybe even moisturize in a 5 minute shower experience.
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  • draeraydraeray member
    When poop is a topic of discussion every day.

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  • colinsfebmommycolinsfebmommy member
    DublinMama said:
    You can wash your hair, shave your legs, scrub up, and maybe even moisturize in a 5 minute shower experience.

    LMFAO totally....amazing how I can do that but my husband  takes a 20 minute one grrrrrrrrr must be nice
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  • draeraydraeray member
    MonicaMerkel said:
    DublinMama said:
    You can wash your hair, shave your legs, scrub up, and maybe even moisturize in a 5 minute shower experience.

    LMFAO totally....amazing how I can do that but my husband  takes a 20 minute one grrrrrrrrr must be nice

    My husband takes 20 mins just to shave his face. I am like really??? I shave BOTH legs and underarms in less than 5 mins!

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  • Gftf7Gftf7 member
    The diaper bag *IS* your purse!

    I just keep my wallet, checkbook, chapstick and gum in an outside pocket of the diaper bag. Since LO is always with me, so is the diaper bag, along with the basic things I need while out and about.

    I've stored all my purses away and have used them exactly twice since LO arrived. Dinner and a movie for our anniversary, and dinner for my birthday. While very intentional for those special occasions, it felt very strange to be traveling so lightly.
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    kleigh926 said:

    When your favorite time of the day is 7:30 p.m. because that's bedtime!


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    When you start looking to be friends with moms cause your single friends think they're too cool for you.

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  • musicalmama5musicalmama5 member
    When the doorbell rings and you check to make sure you don't have a boob hanging out.
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