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    WTF body? Why are you so swollen :-/ and why can I not get enough to drink? I'm sure I drank at least a gallon yesterday. I'm just so thirsty.
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    WTF PAYROLL LADY.

    I've been hoarding my PTO all year in preparation for this and you curbstomp that preparation in an email that you actually end with a smiley face?

    I WILL DESTROY YOU.

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    WTF cravings?  Why do I only want to drink all the grapefruit juice...which just leads to the most aggressive heartburn of my life?  
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    WTF brain? I know we will be taking 6 weeks off when the baby arrives, but the baby hasn't arrived yet, so you still need to work.  Please cooperate. 
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    Ok mine is kinda silly but I was really looking forward to taking some aggression out in a video game. WTF copy of skyrim?! Why do you happen to have a huge scratch on you that prohibits my ability to play you! Especially on the one day I don't have a car so I can't go down the street to gamestop and get a new one. 

    Anyone else wanna do some violence in a video game to relieve stress?
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    WTF my kids. My 2.5 year old has been kicking and screaming on the floor for the past 25 minutes, and it started because she wasn't the one to open the front floor when we came in from preschool. My 4.5 year old is also throwing a tantrum because he doesn't want the lunch we are having, even though he indeed likes the food. I am suppose to be on bed rest and relaxing as much as I can. Could someone please tell my children that?
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    @Soozerella- Did you get to go home last night? Sorry if I missed the update.
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    WTF self? Why can't you just accept that at 8 month pregnant, your center of gravity is completely off and you can't move the way you used to? The belly and boobs are just too much now. I have fallen forward twice in the past week and now have a bruised and scraped up hand, a sore arm, a bruised and swollen knee and a seriously scraped elbow. Luckily I haven't fallen too hard on my belly (yet) but I need to slow my ass down before I do!
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    bay511 said:
    Ok mine is kinda silly but I was really looking forward to taking some aggression out in a video game. WTF copy of skyrim?! Why do you happen to have a huge scratch on you that prohibits my ability to play you! Especially on the one day I don't have a car so I can't go down the street to gamestop and get a new one. 

    Anyone else wanna do some violence in a video game to relieve stress?
    I am currently in Whiterun trying to find a stupid axe so I can cut stupid firewood so I can make stupid glass arrows! At least I already have all the malachite I need... Of course, I need more arrows because I have already murdered three dragons. Bastards looked at me wrong, lol
    Thats annoying lol. I just want it to work so I can kill some dragons and sketchy people. I am tired and stressed and Hangry and need to get it out with video games. Hopefully the Toothpaste scratch repair technique works and all will be well in my world.
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    I guess my nose is super sensitive today, but I had a realization. WTH do old people smell like creamed corn? Every single geriatric patient we've had today...
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    WTF OB? I found out today that you're planning to take the entire week of Thanksgiving and the following week off. So from 11/25-12/9 you aren't even going to be IN THE COUNTRY.

    I knew there was a decent chance you'd be away over Thanksgiving and I knew you may not be on call when I actually go into labor, but I was still hoping to see you at some point between 38 1/2 - 40 1/2 weeks. I'm feeling some abandonment over here...
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    WTF work. I think my co-workers are more antsy then I am. Every time I leave my desk someone says for me to take my cell phone in case something happens. Or they check on me to make sure I'm here every morning. I know they are being nice and I feel bad even complaining about this. I'm just annoyed with being checked on. I wish I had enough leave to take off some extra time before my due date but I plan to be here for another 3 weeks and this is going to get really old.
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    jamrosj said:

    Wtf DH? Don't eat 3 of my salted caramel chocolates and then tell me you don't like them.

    This would result in threats of stabbing at my house.
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    WTF DS (2 years old)...

    You've been STTN since 8 weeks old and last night you decide you have to get up at 3:30am and yell "mommy!" at the top of your lungs until I come in?  Then when I tuck you back in, you say "mommy here?" so I get in bed with you (thinking maybe you had a bad dream)...an hour later you're still up kicking me and poking me, so I get up and leave to go back to bed and you decide to go right to sleep right after I leave??? uugh
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    WTF DS (2 years old)...

    You've been STTN since 8 weeks old and last night you decide you have to get up at 3:30am and yell "mommy!" at the top of your lungs until I come in?  Then when I tuck you back in, you say "mommy here?" so I get in bed with you (thinking maybe you had a bad dream)...an hour later you're still up kicking me and poking me, so I get up and leave to go back to bed and you decide to go right to sleep right after I leave??? uugh
    We've had some sleep problems with our 2 year old too. It's finally tapering off, I give her a kiss and a hug and tell her it's dark outside and we'll get up later when it's light out.
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    I've been itchy under my now-massive boobs. I lifted the girls up last night and discovered a rash! It's like they're so big now that oxygen can't even get under there. So gross.
     
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    WTF DS (2 years old)...

    You've been STTN since 8 weeks old and last night you decide you have to get up at 3:30am and yell "mommy!" at the top of your lungs until I come in?  Then when I tuck you back in, you say "mommy here?" so I get in bed with you (thinking maybe you had a bad dream)...an hour later you're still up kicking me and poking me, so I get up and leave to go back to bed and you decide to go right to sleep right after I leave??? uugh
    My 2.5 year old has been getting up 4-7 times a night :((
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    WTF work. I think my co-workers are more antsy then I am. Every time I leave my desk someone says for me to take my cell phone in case something happens. Or they check on me to make sure I'm here every morning. I know they are being nice and I feel bad even complaining about this. I'm just annoyed with being checked on. I wish I had enough leave to take off some extra time before my due date but I plan to be here for another 3 weeks and this is going to get really old.
    people keep asking me "you're still here?" or noting whether I am or am not sitting at my desk. as if those times I'm not sitting here, I'm totes in labor. I still have a ways to go, thanks. Please stop checking!

     

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    esf60 said:
    I've been itchy under my now-massive boobs. I lifted the girls up last night and discovered a rash! It's like they're so big now that oxygen can't even get under there. So gross.
    I have that same thing. My doctor prescribed me a powder for it (OB was able to call it in) but it's not improving very quickly. I think it's just b/c you really can't "air it out" unless you can go totally topless for a while, and I would imagine most of us can't. womp womp.

     

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    wtf prodromal (or however the hell it's spelled) labor. I knew you were coming but damn it with an almost 2.5 yr old and a 1yr old I just don't have the mental fortitude to handle you this time. But I know I will suffer through this as I have twice before because really what choice do I have. But! I will piss and moan about it because I'm huge, uncomfortable and annoyed. All.the.time.

     

     

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    Cbowl said:
    WTF cravings?  Why do I only want to drink all the grapefruit juice...which just leads to the most aggressive heartburn of my life?  
    Thats an interesting one!

     

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    WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel? It is so painful I can barely sign my name on things and it throbs all day and increases at night. I wear hand braces, but it still hurts and keeps me from sleeping which is totally sucking. This crap better go away after birth, before that would be even freaking better. I have too many thank you notes and baby books to complete.
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    lisab613 said:


    esf60 said:

    I've been itchy under my now-massive boobs. I lifted the girls up last night and discovered a rash! It's like they're so big now that oxygen can't even get under there. So gross.

    I have that same thing. My doctor prescribed me a powder for it (OB was able to call it in) but it's not improving very quickly. I think it's just b/c you really can't "air it out" unless you can go totally topless for a while, and I would imagine most of us can't. womp womp.


    I was at the doc yesterday, I should've asked! I kind of forgot to talk to her about it.
     
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    Wtf nursing bra's and tanks, why you so expensive?!?!?!!!!!
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    esf60 said:

    lisab613 said:


    esf60 said:

    I've been itchy under my now-massive boobs. I lifted the girls up last night and discovered a rash! It's like they're so big now that oxygen can't even get under there. So gross.

    I have that same thing. My doctor prescribed me a powder for it (OB was able to call it in) but it's not improving very quickly. I think it's just b/c you really can't "air it out" unless you can go totally topless for a while, and I would imagine most of us can't. womp womp.
    I was at the doc yesterday, I should've asked! I kind of forgot to talk to her about it.


    You might be able to just call and ask. I bet it's pretty common!

     

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    WTF showering has become so exhausting and then I get out grab a tiny towel and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Looking like ....
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    linzy2202 said:

    WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel? It is so painful I can barely sign my name on things and it throbs all day and increases at night. I wear hand braces, but it still hurts and keeps me from sleeping which is totally sucking. This crap better go away after birth, before that would be even freaking better. I have too many thank you notes and baby books to complete.

    Mine is this bad too! My doctor told me to wear a brace and take Tylenol which only helps a little but I also put ice packs on my hands at various times throughout the day and it seems to help a little. Maybe try that?? It's crazy that it can get this bad, mine keeps me up through the night too!

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    MBMO2 said:

    linzy2202 said:

    WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel? It is so painful I can barely sign my name on things and it throbs all day and increases at night. I wear hand braces, but it still hurts and keeps me from sleeping which is totally sucking. This crap better go away after birth, before that would be even freaking better. I have too many thank you notes and baby books to complete.

    Mine is this bad too! My doctor told me to wear a brace and take Tylenol which only helps a little but I also put ice packs on my hands at various times throughout the day and it seems to help a little. Maybe try that?? It's crazy that it can get this bad, mine keeps me up through the night too!
    I will try the ice packs. Just gotta rotate them from my feet to hands. Thank you! I too am shocked at how painful it is!

    So have another WTF Moment!!! Oh I'm so pissed off! I just left work for a few mins bc I wanted a mocha frappochino with whip cream from Starbucks. And then I was gonna get this blueberry muffin too, it was going to be heaven. But no some dude apparently ordered 45 drinks and so the b***h was like you have like 30 drinks in front of you. And I was like laughing and friendly like sure you can sneak one drink in. And she stone cold said no. Ugh wtf
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    WTF weather, I feel like crap as it is and now you have to be close to 90 today screw you go away, I want cold, rainy and clouds!
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    linzy2202 said:
    WTF pregnancy carpal tunnel? It is so painful I can barely sign my name on things and it throbs all day and increases at night. I wear hand braces, but it still hurts and keeps me from sleeping which is totally sucking. This crap better go away after birth, before that would be even freaking better. I have too many thank you notes and baby books to complete.
    Mine is this bad too! My doctor told me to wear a brace and take Tylenol which only helps a little but I also put ice packs on my hands at various times throughout the day and it seems to help a little. Maybe try that?? It's crazy that it can get this bad, mine keeps me up through the night too!
    I will try the ice packs. Just gotta rotate them from my feet to hands. Thank you! I too am shocked at how painful it is! So have another WTF Moment!!! Oh I'm so pissed off! I just left work for a few mins bc I wanted a mocha frappochino with whip cream from Starbucks. And then I was gonna get this blueberry muffin too, it was going to be heaven. But no some dude apparently ordered 45 drinks and so the b***h was like you have like 30 drinks in front of you. And I was like laughing and friendly like sure you can sneak one drink in. And she stone cold said no. Ugh wtf
    Seriously?  I wish I was one of the people that guy was buying drinks for!  Also, now I NEED a mocha frapp w/ whipped cream.

     

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