I bet giving birth vaginally is going to be like popping the biggest zit EVER!!!! Hope there's no puss...
There is no way for me to un-read this, and now the images in my head are far more disturbing than vaginal birth or c-sections!
you want to watch a vom-inducing video? search for something like "cystic pimple popped" or something like that. the video i watched once was like.... buckets of puss squirting out of a lump in this guy's shoulder, and blood running down his back. the person who was doing it was gagging over and over and she tried to avoid being hit by the puss stream.
I bet giving birth vaginally is going to be like popping the biggest zit EVER!!!! Hope there's no puss...
There is no way for me to un-read this, and now the images in my head are far more disturbing than vaginal birth or c-sections!
you want to watch a vom-inducing video? search for something like "cystic pimple popped" or something like that. the video i watched once was like.... buckets of puss squirting out of a lump in this guy's shoulder, and blood running down his back. the person who was doing it was gagging over and over and she tried to avoid being hit by the puss stream.
-------eta: formatting Just watched it. Is it weird I found it oddly satisfying? Like I almost wish I was the one getting it all out...hmm. That's pretty disgusting of me.
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I bet giving birth vaginally is going to be like popping the biggest zit EVER!!!! Hope there's no puss...
There is no way for me to un-read this, and now the images in my head are far more disturbing than vaginal birth or c-sections!
you want to watch a vom-inducing video? search for something like "cystic pimple popped" or something like that. the video i watched once was like.... buckets of puss squirting out of a lump in this guy's shoulder, and blood running down his back. the person who was doing it was gagging over and over and she tried to avoid being hit by the puss stream.
Eww eww eww eww eww. I literally gagged. I am going to have nightmares.
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I bet giving birth vaginally is going to be like popping the biggest zit EVER!!!! Hope there's no puss...
There is no way for me to un-read this, and now the images in my head are far more disturbing than vaginal birth or c-sections!
you want to watch a vom-inducing video? search for something like "cystic pimple popped" or something like that. the video i watched once was like.... buckets of puss squirting out of a lump in this guy's shoulder, and blood running down his back. the person who was doing it was gagging over and over and she tried to avoid being hit by the puss stream.
Oh man, I love popping zits. I should have canned law school and become a fancy-facial lady. I always ask to see the gunk after I get extractions during facials...soooooo satisfying.
I'm going to chime in... Did y'all see the worlds largest blackhead extracted? That one was pretty wild.
i just watched that one tonight, because evidently i'm a glutton for punishment
it looks like a dark gray tapeworm coming out of him.... blech!!! but i would MUCH rather extract a blackhead like that than a nasty stream of cottage cheesey cystic pus.... ::shudder::
@pannk what really helped was him not showering every day! I don't, and he's slowly adopted the habit of 4-5 showers a week instead of 7-9. It's made a huge difference in how oily his skin gets!
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I never had a vaginal birth and I cried when I they told me I had to have a csection. I'm never going to experience a natural birth and it took years to get over that fact. But I always thought birth videos while gross I thought they were amazing. Kuddos to all the natural birth moms .
Ok this thread took a really weird turn and now I am slightly nauseous and am having terrible visions of popping zits. My husband has a morbid curiosity with it too...whenever I pop one on his back he makes me show him what came out...***SHUDDERS***
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1) I never want to have a c-section. I'm sure they're not all terrifying as earlier described, but just the possibility that I could have my organs outside of me... ( I'm sure the doctors know what they're doing, but that just seems like an absolute nightmare, especially since I plan to be med-free!
2) They're are a lot more zit-popping fiends around here than I would've thought! My MIL and I YouTubed zit popping and cyst extractions for like an hour one night. This is one of the reasons I love her.
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I cry everytime I watched those videos. The whole expierence is breathe taking. I'll be one of those hairy ladies, screw shaving in the third trimester.
I cry everytime I watched those videos. The whole expierence is breathe taking.
I'll be one of those hairy ladies,
screw shaving in the third trimester.
I so hope you are talking about the live birth video and not the pussy cyst popping video.
I cry everytime I watched those videos. The whole expierence is breathe taking. I'll be one of those hairy ladies, screw shaving in the third trimester.
I so hope you are talking about the live birth video and not the pussy cyst popping video.
Whaaaaat? :-/
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I cry everytime I watched those videos. The whole expierence is breathe taking.
I'll be one of those hairy ladies,
screw shaving in the third trimester.
I so hope you are talking about the live birth video and not the pussy cyst popping video.
Whaaaaat? :-/
pussy cyst popping... live birth... i suppose one could argue they are describing the same thing in the end
I was trying to figure out which "p" word you meant and just came to the realization that pussy (as in filled with puss) is spelled the same as pussy (as in nickname for the ladybits). Right?
I was trying to figure out which "p" word you meant and just came to the realization that pussy (as in filled with puss) is spelled the same as pussy (as in nickname for the ladybits). Right?
Yeah in the medical field we don't document pussy lol
Geezo. I've had two c sections and honestly no pain at all to speak of. Everybody's experiences are different so try not to freak yourselves out. Honestly your hardly remember the births after your bundle of joy is born anyways, so just stay look forward to that.
I also had a CS with DS. I also think I did pretty well. Granted, I have nothing to compare it to. Yes, I was sore afterwards, but I healed pretty well and never had issues with my incision. Everyone is different and yes, sometimes I get a little scared about doing it all again, but I remember that millions of women have done this, some without any meds, so I can do this. I think it's all worth it in the end!
I am a FTM and have seen both a vaginal birth and c-section video in a high school child development class. 12 years ago. I can tell you the c section was more "yuck" for lack of a better word at the moment. I just helped my friend in labor in July which was my first time seeing a vaginal birth in real life and I found it surreal and fascinating. Magical even. Now of course I'm still a little nervous but would still much rather have that than the c section. But whatever happens, happens. You just have to DEAL with whatever comes, just like parenting is going to be. Hell, that's what life is.
Re: Live birth... Freaking out!!!
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Just watched it. Is it weird I found it oddly satisfying? Like I almost wish I was the one getting it all out...hmm. That's pretty disgusting of me.
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I just threw up in my mouth.
I just copied and pasted the you tube link and it magically showed up as the video.
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~This thread is totally going to end up on Dec13's best of the week...and I can guarantee it isn't over yet!
oooohhh! this is the first i've heard of this best-of thread! do share details!
1) I never want to have a c-section. I'm sure they're not all terrifying as earlier described, but just the possibility that I could have my organs outside of me...
2) They're are a lot more zit-popping fiends around here than I would've thought! My MIL and I YouTubed zit popping and cyst extractions for like an hour one night. This is one of the reasons I love her.
Here is a link to her latest one:
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12155791/no-dec2013-weekend-update/p1
You can usually find some real gems on here!
I'll be one of those hairy ladies,
screw shaving in the third trimester.
Whaaaaat? :-/
Yeah in the medical field we don't document pussy lol