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When can I start cereal in the bottle?

Soleil3Soleil3 member
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Im a shoddy parent and would rather not deal with my newborn, i also am really angry and have a serious personality disorder, gif me!
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Re: When can I start cereal in the bottle?

  • Ftm201309Ftm201309 member
    Soleil3 said:

    Im a shoddy parent and would rather not deal with my newborn, i also am really angry and have a serious personality disorder, gif me!

    You started a WHOLE discussion just for me??? Aw!! You really shouldn't have!! I feel so honored :)
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    orlaithsheanon16 said:

    Ugh is she back?


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  • EmR22EmR22 member
    You weren't doing it in utero? I don't think your baby can catch up now.....
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    crazed178 said:

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    Yes y'all are!!

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  • BabyE143BabyE143 member
    Im a shoddy parent and would rather not deal with my newborn, i also am really angry and have a serious personality disorder, gif me!
    You started a WHOLE discussion just for me??? Aw!! You really shouldn't have!! I feel so honored :)

    Not for you for your stupidity. Congratulations, you're an idiot.

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    BabyE143 said:

    Im a shoddy parent and would rather not deal with my newborn, i also am really angry and have a serious personality disorder, gif me!
    You started a WHOLE discussion just for me??? Aw!! You really shouldn't have!! I feel so honored :)

    Not for you for your stupidity. Congratulations, you're an idiot.

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    Either way, it was started for me. I'm that important. Yay!!!

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  • PB102012PB102012 member
    Yes!!!!!! Start it right now! Then, go on Internet boards and talk about how you are a nurse genius, then for giggles, tell us to go read a book. ;)

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  • Ftm201309Ftm201309 member
    edited November 2013
    You can start it whenever you want. Because that is you're right as being a parent. Raising your child how YOU want to. If people don't like it, oh well! Have a great day! :P
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  • BlondieBia21BlondieBia21 member
    Ftm201309 said:

    You can start it whenever you want. Because that is **you're** right as being a parent. Raising your child how YOU want to. If people don't like it, oh well! Have a great day bitches! :P

    You're? =
    You are right as being a parent... ?

    No.

    YOUR right as being a parent.
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  • kdjuddkdjudd member
    Ftm201309 said:
    You can start it whenever you want. Because that is you're right as being a parent. Raising your child how YOU want to. If people don't like it, oh well! Have a great day bitches! :P
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  • Ftm201309Ftm201309 member
    edited November 2013
    Oh. Btw. My cereal fed baby has been asleep since 8pm. And it's what time now? 10 AM? Yeah you do the math! Jealously is a disease. Get well soon!!!
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  • pb&jojopb&jojo member
    Ftm201309 said:
    Oh. Btw. My cereal fed baby has been asleep since 8pm. And it's what time now? 10 AM? Yeah you do the math! Jealously is a disease. Get well soon!!!

    No one is jealous...trust me.
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  • PrimRoseMamaPrimRoseMama member
    Ftm201309 said:

    Oh. Btw. My cereal fed baby has been asleep since 8pm. And it's what time now? 10 AM? Yeah you do the math! Jealously is a disease. Get well soon!!!

    I'm not jealous. I'm truly concerned for the welfare of your kid. You are starving them.


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  • Mrs.AllyHMrs.AllyH member
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    I laughed so hard at this that I woke DH up during this night feeding. OMG this is fantastic!
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  • ZulixxZulixx member
    Wow. Some people should not have children. A baby is not like, say a fish,  that you should only pay attention to when it is convenient for you. Sleep when baby sleeps. Don't risk permanent damage to your child so you can sleep all night. Babies have a cycle. yes, It's exhausting when they wake up every 2-3-4 hours. It's a fact. Everyone knows it. You should not have had a child if you were not ready for this commitment. If only it was legal to have people sterilized. . Ignoring an infants needs or trying to make them sleep 14 hours straight is not appropriate. And doing so by feeding them something that can permanently damage there digestive tract? that's awful.  I hope your child's doctor calls child welfare on your a$$

    I'm sure this was addressed in a previous post. But I had to say it.
    Babies produce a small amount of salivary amylase, an enzyme that helps digest grains.  They produce almost no pancreatic amylase until after molars are developed.  Most babies’ digestive systems are not able to handle grains/cereal (especially wheat) until at least one year old at the earliest.  - See more at: https://ohlardy.com/why-your-baby-should-not-eat-baby-cereal#sthash.PYiJ6NSv.dpuf


    Babies produce a small amount of salivary amylase, an enzyme that helps digest grains.  They produce almost no pancreatic amylase until after molars are developed.  Most babies’ digestive systems are not able to handle grains/cereal (especially wheat) until at least one year old at the earliest.  - See more at: https://ohlardy.com/why-your-baby-should-not-eat-baby-cereal#sthash.PYiJ6NSv.dpuf

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  • Ftm092013Ftm092013 member
    Last time I checked adding cereal in a bottle isn't against the law or considered "child abuse" or "neglect"
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  • MrsApplelovesMrAppleMrsApplelovesMrApple member
    Your user name (and opinions) remind me of Ftm201309. Dodging a ban can get you banned again.
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    Someone's asking for an IP ban...
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  • laciegregorylaciegregory member

    ENOUGH ALREADY! How many times can we point out how horrific of a mother this FTMwhatever is .  She is obviously enjoying this and just fueling the fire the keep everyone going.  Who knows if she even has a child - We all get it. Cereal in the bottle is not recommended unless the baby has reflux...  She is obviously an educated idiot (yes they do exist) ENOUGH! 

     

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