Found my birth plan template

Re: Found my birth plan template

• TikiTurtle member

  November 2013

  That was hilarious. I needed that.

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• PB&J714 member

  November 2013

  HAHAHA!

  I think this part was my favorite:

  "IMPORTANT: if the baby appears to be black, please immediately escort Jeff out of the room and bring in Jeremy Rayburn from the 5th Floor waiting area."

  Thank you for this post!!

  

  

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• MMason12 member

  November 2013

  That made me literally laugh out loud. 

  Me: 30 Him: 33
  Married: August 2012

  BFP #1 9/2013 -- MC 10/2013
  DD: 9/22/2014       

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• luvmybundle member

  November 2013

  hilarious!!!!

  

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• 24karat member

  November 2013

  Awesome!

  J13 May Siggy Challenge: People lacking in common sense raise my blood pressure.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  DD 8/11 | DS1 7/13 | DS2 7/13

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• yellowrose314 member

  November 2013

  Totally needed that after they day I had! Bookmarking that for the future
  

  

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• LBKB2012 member

  November 2013

  Absolutely priceless hahaha

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• MrsRustyGriswold member

  November 2013

  That was great!

  

  

  
  

  
  

  "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air,

  an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."
  

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