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S/o: A boner in the back is not foreplay

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Re: S/o: A boner in the back is not foreplay

  • ThePolishHammerThePolishHammer member
    LOL
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    WasNotWas said:
    Neither is hand to the crotch!!
    I wouldn't open with that play, but it certainly can be part of the foreplay experience.
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  • MrsT0514MrsT0514 member
    WasNotWas said:

    Neither is hand to the crotch!!

    Oh. Well then. MH did not get this memo!!
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  • WasNotWasWasNotWas member
    LuckyDad said:


    WasNotWas said:

    Neither is hand to the crotch!!

    I wouldn't open with that play, but it certainly can be part of the foreplay experience.


    I'm talking "let's be sweet and hold hands...cut to hand on crotch. Not like hand progressing up the leg to crotch sexy like
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  • SandyClamSandyClam member
    Sometimes I grab MH's crotch as foreplay. Like no sexy running up the leg. I just grab it. I guess I am a sucky lover. I'll try harder. (TWHS.)
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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    mbenit4 said:

    I'm easy. Stiff wood to the back and I'm ready. Why waste an erection?

    It's my motto.

    I mean it's there. What else would you do with it?


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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    ::Grabs @sandyclam's crotch::  


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  • anustartanustart member
    I love foreplay. 


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  • WasNotWasWasNotWas member
    LovelyRitaMeterMaid said:

    What about a boner that taps you on the shoulder?  H thinks that is a SMOOTH MOVE.

    How short are you?
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    MetrosPhoenix said:
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    I showed this to H and he said "see?? I'm not the only one." He also wants @mbenit4 and @rondakhiker 's numbers
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  • SandyClamSandyClam member
    piffle42 said:
    SandyClam said:
    Sometimes I grab MH's crotch as foreplay. Like no sexy running up the leg. I just grab it. I guess I am a sucky lover. I'll try harder. (TWHS.)
    Do you grab it as lustfully as you grab your yoga mat @SandyClam?
    You bet your ass.
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