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Re: UO?

  • LaurelBee said:
    not a UO, but I'd appreciate some good vibes today. Dd is getting evaluated Bc of her delay in motor skills. She's 9mos and not crawling/scooting and not pulling up. It breaks my heart that she's not meeting these milestones Bc Ds blew through them and Dd is the sweetest baby ever. I'm torn- I don't necessarily want her to test into this particular program Bc that means she has a significant delay. On the other hand, I think the program would be immensely good for her and for me to help her grow. I need hugs.
    DD didn't crawl until 11 months and it was never brought to my attention that it might be abnormal? Are there other areas of concern?
    Same my DD crawled at 10.5 months and there wasn't any concern.  She was just big.
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  • @luckydad should get a good gig while reading this for recappin


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  • lol at mbenit.  

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  • @luckydad should get a good gig while reading this for recappin

    Think he'll read it all? Lol
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  • MrsEll said:





    Great idea. DH and I still disagree on which is more hygienic - pooping in a sketchy gas station's outdoor bathroom, or pooping on the side of the road. Hand sanitizer is available in either case. I say the side of the road is a much cleaner option.
    Nature for sure. If you're hidden. Indoor bathrooms are skeevy enough.
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  • mbenit4 said:





    If we're talking about health hazards:


    I don't think bars should have parking lots.  
    All the bars in my town are just part of the general business area and don't have their own parking lot.  


    Along the same lines, I don't understand the drive-thrus serving alcohol.  How is that not promoting drinking and driving?  
    Because you are just not getting out of the car to buy it. You pick it up in a drive thru window. It is up to you to go home or open it in your car, as with anything else.

    But it's a pre made drink like a margarita, right? Not just a bottle of booze or can you'd have to open? I am just wondering. Obviously people drive and drink without a drive thru, but it icks me out yo think someone could easily pick up a cocktail on the road.


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  • MrsEll said:



    We should change Sex Talk Friday to Poop Talk Friday for a bit of variety.  

    Great idea. DH and I still disagree on which is more hygienic - pooping in a sketchy gas station's outdoor bathroom, or pooping on the side of the road. Hand sanitizer is available in either case. I say the side of the road is a much cleaner option.

    How do you control for access to toilet paper/wiping mechanism in either situation?


    Use a leaf. It's all biodegradable. But no poison ivy dude.
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  • Still icks me out. Sorry @justaphase and @mbenit4. Me no likey one bit.


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  • This time of year, leaf wiping would be useless because the leaves would be all dead, so you would have crumbly poop covered leaf in your hand and likely leaf all up in your buttcrack. 

    Sexy.  

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  • Leaf wiping is a load of nonsense, unless you can find of those these...
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    Well of course. That's exactly the leaf I meant.
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  • Wiping with a leaf is way grosser than flushing with the lid up.

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  • Bidets are cool, but I prefer wipes.  

    I don't understand people who don't use wipes after they've pooped.  Paper just doesn't get everything clean like a wipe does.  

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  • <--------- has no idea what a diaper sprayer is.

    That said, I really don't get grossed out at DS' poop.  Ever.

    Diaper sprayer: think small shower head, used to spray off cloth diapers before they go in the wash
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  • Peri bottle works well of you don't have a
    MrsEll said:

    Also, I have had many opportunities to use a bidet, but I've always been too scared.

    My peri bottle comes in handy since I don't have a bidet.


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  • how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
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  • WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  

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  • robinsokj said:
    I don't wash my hair every day but damn right I shower I typically smell like onions by the end of the day

    Same here, but replace onions with garlic.
    I wouldn't complain if my wife wore garlic perfume. Rawr.
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  • MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  

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  • Hey, @cinemagoddess, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


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  • The best wipes ever are those witch hazel things they give you postpartum. 
  • Random fact: Jason Lee is a Scientologist
    He also used to be a pro skateboarder.  

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  • MrsEll said:
    MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  
    Wait! So you really would use the hand towel?
    Please let the answer be no...please let the answer be no
  • MrsEll said:
    MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  
    Wait! So you really would use the hand towel?
    Yes.  Because it's just to dry your ass.  

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  • MrsEll said:
    MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  
    Wait! So you really would use the hand towel?
    Yes.  Because it's just to dry your ass.  
    I'm okay with using a towel to dry your ass, but I would like for there to be soap involved in the washing.
  • Holls2011 said:
    DH tries to shit with the door open.  Fucking stinking up the room with his shit smell.  
    Have you tried telling him he's getting sharticles all over the house?
  • MrsEll said:
    MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  
    Wait! So you really would use the hand towel?
    Yes.  Because it's just to dry your ass.  
    I'm okay with using a towel to dry your ass, but I would like for there to be soap involved in the washing.
    But that's what the bidet is for. 

    ::looks around::

    Am I being punked here?

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  • Goddammit @hilarityensued


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  • stoneycakesstoneycakes member
    edited November 2013
    MrsEll said:
    MrsEll said:
    WasNotWas said:
    how do you dry your ass after using a bidet?
    Towel.  
    The hand towel? Thanks for the stinkpalm, CG.
    Your butt shouldn't be stinky if you use the bidet correctly.  
    Wait! So you really would use the hand towel?
    Yes.  Because it's just to dry your ass.  
    I'm okay with using a towel to dry your ass, but I would like for there to be soap involved in the washing.
    But that's what the bidet is for. 

    ::looks around::

    Am I being punked here?
    Oh you use soap, too?  I had no idea it was so involved. I clearly no nothing about bidets.

    ETA: Or grammar.
  • OK. 

    You poop.

    You wipe poop from your ass.

    You cleanse ass-ular area with bidet water.  

    You towel dry ass-ular area. 


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  • LMAO. Who's on first, y'all?

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  • I thought a bedet was a water fountain when I was a kid. I encountered one in a home improvement store and proceeded to "use" it as such. That was eye opening.
  • My parents have a bidet because the woman who built the house they live in was French.  

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  • Sorry for my fabulous spelling of bidet.
  • MrsEll said:
    Yes, but you're towel drying with the same towel that other people will be drying their hands with?
    NOOOOOOO. 

    Special towel.  Then towel goes in the hamper.  

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