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My toddler took a bite of my deodorant

busterbeaglebusterbeagle member
in May 2014 Moms
I was wiping down the table and things were suddenly suspiciously quiet. I checked her room, then checked ours, and she immediately threw it on the floor and acted innocent. But the little teeth marks are unmistakeable. Her breath smells faintly of tea tree oil. Her response? "Mmmm!" and "Whoo hoo, fun!"

Poison control says its NBD. We are good friends.
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Re: My toddler took a bite of my deodorant

  • sammy.ksammy.k member
    Mmm sounds like a yummy midday treat ;)
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  • Junebug060609Junebug060609 member
    edited November 2013
    As a mom of a two year old, I feel you on this one.

    I stepped out of my room for a second (DS was in there with me) and returned moments later to learn my toddler fits perfectly between our mattress and footboard. There was a little head sticking out. Talk about a heart attack! (He is 100% fine, no worries)

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  • busterbeaglebusterbeagle member
    Junebug060609 said:

    As a mom of a two year old, I feel you on this one.

    I stepped out of my room for a second (DS was in there with me) and returned moments later to learn my toddler fits perfectly between our mattress and footboard. There was a little head sticking out. Talk about a heart attack! (He is 100% fine, no worries)

    I am cracking up imagining this!
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  • kristine526kristine526 member
    Geez... Don't you feed that kid?! :)

    Hilarious!
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  • Themetastic Themetastic member
    I am dying laughing right now.. this just made my day! 
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  • ksyknelvr73ksyknelvr73 member

    LOL. Totally feel your pain.

    We have to worry a lot about DS getting things out of the trash can (and putting things in it that don't need to be thrown away). It's always something with a toddler! :)

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  • CamrynnsMommyCamrynnsMommy member
    Thanks for the laugh! Toddlers are fun!

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  • sammy.ksammy.k member
    Hey I fed my kid brother cigarettes from my moms purse, because obviously putting them in your mouth was the "cool" thing to do!! Don't worry... He turned out fine ;)
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  • MissLadyTayMissLadyTay member
    OMG this made me laugh. My toddler ate A&D ointment a couple of weeks ago. So weird.
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  • MommyP26MommyP26 member
    My DD has done the same exact thing ! More than once ! And yes there's always surprises from a toddler ! But they are loads of fun and make you smile during your most shittiest days !
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  • Peaceb0nePeaceb0ne member
    bwahahaha! Thanks for the laugh! :)

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  • jenb_99jenb_99 member
    LOL. Toddlers are awesome. My son loves to play with my makeup, much to DH's amusement.


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  • MagheetaMagheeta member
    LOL, I felt bad for laughing when I read the title, but not after seeing that all is well. Thanks for the laugh!
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  • jesstellinajesstellina member
    Oh, toddlers!!! Mine ate a gummy prenatal vitamin this morning. Childproof lids are apparently not so childproof. :-/

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  • dollface777dollface777 member
    My kid eats crayons like they're going out of style! She has also slurped up baby lotion. Yucky!
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  • chknmachknma member
    I feel like I'm constantly telling DD to take something out of her mouth.

    DH's godson ate an entire tube of Desitin. Yuck :|

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  • julesf817julesf817 member

    sounds like a few of you might be parents to future stars of "my strange addiction"! :P

    there was definitely one with a girl who ate deodorant.  


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  • dragossoul84dragossoul84 member
    Yuck, toddlers keep you on your toes. A couple weeks ago I was making my son some dinner came back in the room and he had eaten his whole tube of baby tooth paste I didnt know DH had left down. Poison control number is now on my fridge. 
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  • ns1ns1 member
    Haha! Toddlers are great. Mine also likes crayons like one PP mentioned, and then pretty much anything within reach.
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  • Madela09Madela09 member
    edited November 2013
    DS once walked into our bedroom with his shoe in his hand, looked us dead in the eye....then LICKED the BOTTOM of his shoe.....then ran away. DH and I were like WHY???!!!  :-&

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