I'm a mean mommy

WasNotWas · November 2013

Both kids are in bed. I'm enjoying a Leffe Brune. The older one tried to pull some shit by saving the last bite of dinner in his mouth so he could watch Cinderella (no TV until dinner is over).

Well the food turned to mush in his mouth and he thought it was hilarious to spit it on the baby. I warned him 3 times before he spit that he would go to his room and he did it anyway followed with "you go to your room mommy"

I immediately picked him up and took him to his room, put him in his pjs and closed the door. He cried out "mommy not nice" and then fell asleep 3 minutes later

If this is being a bad mom I don't want to be a good one...

stoneycakes · November 2013

WasNotWas said:

Both kids are in bed. I'm enjoying a Leffe Brune. The older one tried to pull some shit by saving the last bite of dinner in his mouth so he could watch Cinderella (no TV until dinner is over). Well the food turned to mush in his mouth and he thought it was hilarious to spit it on the baby. I warned him 3 times before he spit that he would go to his room and he did it anyway followed with "you go to your room mommy" I immediately picked him up and took him to his room, put him in his pjs and closed the door. He cried out "mommy not nice" and then fell asleep 3 minutes later If this is being a bad mom I don't want to be a good one...

OMG, that's hilarious! I can't wait to hear the back talk that comes out of my kid's mouth when he starts talking.

WasNotWas · November 2013

@stoneycakes he has the finger wag going and everything!

msdrdg · November 2013

LOL!!
You horrible Mommy you!

FrickandFrack · November 2013

When DS1 is mad he says "you're not my friend".

MetrosPhoenix · November 2013

Ohhhhh for shame! Your special snowflake is acting up because he needs attention, momma! And you sent him to bed? Oh no! Next time, might I suggest a kale and breast milk smoothie, followed by lots of cuddles and mediation in your co-op's garden? Namaste!