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Due today, still pregnant.

aeterhuneaeterhune member
in November 2013 Moms
I am totally getting jealous of everyone's outside babies!! Any one have any labor inducing methods that actually worked for them?

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Re: Due today, still pregnant.

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  • finallymom16finallymom16 member
    Oberville said:

    I am not making this up. I was told by a L&D nurse friend (whose husband is a judge) to have sex once a day and then assist another time and save the "gift" inserting it with my turkey baster 2 more times. She has also told this to my Husband and other pregnant friends who are very very weirded our by her frankness. Here are my response to her

    1. I wish I could day drink at her level
    2. Her husband is one lucky guy
    3. My carpal tunnel does not allow for that kind of wrist action at 37 weeks.
    4. Seriously? We are now busy for all future dinner invitations at your house. What is she saving it in? Ewww!
    5. Logistically, do you put it in the fridge? Microwave it? How long till it expires?
    5. Medically she's kind of right according to my dr (but he disagrees with the turkey baster method). There's something in the semen that has the same chemical properties as the cervical softening medicine they use for inductions.

    If all else fails jump on the bed eating jalapeños until you puke.

    Best of luck!



    Can you imagine being at her house and going to get a drink from the fridge only to find a turkey baster full of her hubby's jizzum? I'd die.

    P.s. you are hilarious, And made me choke on my Breakfast.

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  • ObervilleOberville member
    She has offered to bring me something when the baby is born. I don't know how to politely ask she not use her Tupperware. But hey, give it a few more weeks and we might need a new turkey baster. I want this thing out of me too! I mean l love my little angel and he can cook as long as he needs (pun intended)
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  • aeterhuneaeterhune member
    Oberville said:

    She has offered to bring me something when the baby is born. I don't know how to politely ask she not use her Tupperware. But hey, give it a few more weeks and we might need a new turkey baster. I want this thing out of me too! I mean l love my little angel and he can cook as long as he needs (pun intended)

    I think the most I would let her bring is some McDonald's.

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  • chatita_78chatita_78 member
    My sis's bro in law is a doc and says sex works, but the key factor is you having an orgasm. Also the day I was scheduled to be induced I was out and about and while I was in public a mouse ran up the pant leg of the INSIDE of my yoga pants. I SWEAR no lies or exaggerations. I kicked and screamed till it came out. That totally got my contractions going and fully creeped out any onlookers. So orgasms and lots of jumping is my answer. Have fun!!!
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  • sla626sla626 member
    Anyone have a mouse I could borrow? Lol
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