Intro- mucous plug- bring it on!

Oberville · November 2013

So I've been lurking since June. I was out on bedrest at 26 weeks for short cervix, then BP issues and now fluid issues. I have truly enjoyed watching you eviscerte some of the wackados and love to see your support and friendship. I too have google and a Dr. so I have not seen the need to post any weird questions. because I only mobile bump when I can't sleep someone has usually already taken my snarky response with a way better GIF. My DH refuses to let me get an iguana but I consult with the one at the pet store from time to time when I'm allowed out of the house. Thanks for the suggestion.

Now on to my funny mucous plug story. No picture sorry. My DH is weirded out by all bodily fluids and I have truly enjoyed using this pregnancy to gross him out daily. At 37 weeks, a date no one including the dr thought we would ever get close to, I was cleared for my "wifely duties" (gotta love the Deep South). I was stoked! At the next dr appointment my Dr. said it looks like I'm loosing my mucous plug. My DH almost puked. I asked the Dr. if he was sure it was mucous plug or just the nut from our morning sexercise. The Dr and nurse both gave me a look like they were praying for my disturbed soul (again, love the Deep South). DH has not spoken to me besides to say that we need a new Dr. because I finally crossed the line and he doesn't know how much that will cost in the swear jar. Guess no more sexercise for a while.

Thought you could use a laugh. Thanks ladies for all the giggles and GIFs.

Mytaras · November 2013

Welcome! Love your intro

McJen715 · November 2013

Bless your heart!

Love the intro, welcome!

tammura · November 2013

awesome, that is al I can come up with

AndrewnEdna · November 2013

This intro made my day!! Haha my DH sounds just like yours!! Everything just creeps him out! Just the other day I threaten him by saying I was going to google a picture of a placenta and send it to him!! He swore he would never talk to me again! Haha they are such babies!

amberrrjade · November 2013

You should go to my Dr, he's always making dirty jokes in front of DH. bahahahaha

finallymom16 · November 2013

Best intro ive ever seen! Also, thanks for not being crazycakes! I totally was about to come on here and blast someone for posting another late intro/mucous plug story. Where have you been this whole time?!?!

Lindsayloring1 · November 2013

I think I love you! :x

Oberville · November 2013

Thanks for all the love ladies. I thought it was finally time I got on board and started contributing an blasting since so many people are dropping off to be with their babies.

I'm FTM who was a lawyer until my monster sideline me at 26 weeks. I have a hardcore Joann's addiction and make a meal from Pinterest once a week. I have more success than fails but needless to say life is not boring when your bladder is power kicked from the inside by an alien who needs to be fed icecream once a day just to stay in. It's a fact. My dr. Says I need more calcium.

have a happy Saturday! Now someone find a sacrifice because I'm in a mood to school someone!