Today's award goes to the colleague who asked me to proofread a long-ass document and gave me the answer of "as soon as possible" when I asked when he needed it back. You've just assured your project a spot at the bottom of my list of things to do.
MIL, for getting me to commit to bringing Hannah over on Halloween, and THEN telling me that a woman I cannot fucking stand, who does nothing but mooch off of MIL will be there. This woman constantly 'borrows' money that she never pays back, invites herself to family events, most notably Christmas dinner, and somehow always gets my MIL to buy her things. She's gross, she hits on MH, and she's rude.
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
She thinks that this woman is 'an angel, sent by God to test her'. No joke. Batshit crazy.