TMI Tuesday...

Bunnyfer · October 2013

Yes, its 12a here...and I feel like sharing....

Today, for the first time since Thursday, I pooped normal!!!! I had the stomach bug, which had me puking so violently, I had to do it in the tub since it was coming out of both ends....Of course it started when we were not home....and I had an embarrassing accident...but today, it did not just pour out of my bum!!

So lets hear it ladies......

bluegirl0429 · October 2013

I'm finally pooping again as well and it is fabulous.

kanned0121 · October 2013

This thread is by far my favorite... I have been a little backed up and finally went yesterday.. And it felt like I was birthing something... Ouch!

kkay1982 · October 2013

This is a week old but I was so constipated and didn't even realize it that first I thought my butt was cramping, then thought it was my tail bone being out of place. It was a horrible night. I pooped the next morning and the relief was amazing. It still hurt for another day but at least I was able to move again.

MynaBird · October 2013

This is me, jealous. I thought that at 9+ weeks PP, I could stop taking my Colace. Joke was on me! Guess whose hemorrhoids are back with a vengeance? FML.

FutureMRSTillman · October 2013

Are all the A13 ladies having poop problems?? I'm on the same boat. Sucks feeling sick! Yay gall bladder that hates me!

TurtleMomma · October 2013

I have bled every damn day for TWELVE damn weeks, between normal PP bleeding and the IUD.

The newest development: EWCM, but bloody.

cinderin · October 2013

I was taking stool softeners when I first came home from the hospital.

After those initial couple weeks, I started taking supplements for BF. They give me *unbelievable* gas!!!!!!!!! But they also keep things moving. I have had some loose stool, but it is better than the constipation.

The gas is so bad, I am almost proud. I have never really had gas and now I gas DH out. It is nice to have some revenge, he has been gassing me out for over a decade!

Lilmrslay · October 2013

I have the most evil gas.

I am taking probiotics and eating lactation cookies and lots of oatmeal and it's making me kind of noxious.

Today after a 'release' while handing my husband LO he said "Oh, did she just fluff?" I of course said "Yeah she did". He went on to say "Are you sure it's not a full nappy? She smells bad". Nope, just gas ; )

LO has had a bad tummy all day today, so totally believable.

catskitch · October 2013

I felt a queef coming and had to do the queef walk as discreetly as possible. You know, the one that sorta makes you look like you're prancersising

Revez · October 2013

chattychiqa said:
I had a dream DH and I were going at it and I'm pretty sure I O'd in my sleep.

Is that even possible?

Believe it or not I had a dream O the night after giving birth. I was like "really vagina? You want to keep doing stuff?" Ridiculous.

@TurtleMomma I've had EWCM for 3 weeks now. I have no sweet clue what it means.

My tmi: LO has had a cold for the past few weeks. She doesn't let me suction her nose, which is fine, I'm not really comfortable doing it anyways. But when I manage to pull out a huge booger that's just been hanging around in there, it's SO satisfying. Sometimes I'll take a picture and send it to H if it's big enough!
...I'm a disgusting person.

LEMSA · October 2013

LO hates lying on DH's chest. Think it's bc of all his chest hair. That's more of my husbands TMI. Anyone else LO hate body hair?

I get an odd sense of satisfaction when picking boogies and ear wax from LO's face.

Lilmrslay · October 2013

chattychiqa said:
I had a dream DH and I were going at it and I'm pretty sure I O'd in my sleep.

Is that even possible?

Yup! It's a regular thing for me : )

LokiLahve · October 2013

I'm still clogging the toilet on a weekly basis.

After I go I have to look before I flush...I need to see my accomplishment.

Lorjo2022 · October 2013

Zever000 said:
My tmi: LO has had a cold for the past few weeks. She doesn't let me suction her nose, which is fine, I'm not really comfortable doing it anyways. But when I manage to pull out a huge booger that's just been hanging around in there, it's SO satisfying. Sometimes I'll take a picture and send it to H if it's big enough!
...I'm a disgusting person.

This! I don't mind sucking out his nose, but getting those big boogers out feels great! LO sneezed the other day and a booger flew out and landed on my leg. I totally took a picture and sent it to DH!

you're not alone!

Ashesha13 · October 2013

chattychiqa said:
I had a dream DH and I were going at it and I'm pretty sure I O'd in my sleep.

Is that even possible?

I've had a few of those dreams but only while pregnant.

My tmi: 1. I was popping fine up until last week and now it's literally a bloody mess each time. However tmi PSA use coconut oil as butt lube and it makes the poop pass so much smoother. I didn't have any blood until I was at my parents HAD to go and didnt have coconut oil

2. Me and DH successfully dtd last Thursday and before that I really had no desire to... Now? Every time I look at DH I want to jump him

RK125 · October 2013

I'm was pumping after lo feeding and found a sore spot on lefty. I tried to massage it and now it only hurts more.

nnikki10 · October 2013

I licked milk from my breast pump yesterday. It was about to drip all over the couch. Oh well.

girlmama83 · October 2013

I've had my first PP period

... Going on 2 weeks now

X(

Ffrey1119 · October 2013

I had a forth degree rip abc needed stitches of course but I haven't pooped normal since, it gets stuck and it won't come out and if I have to go get me to a bathroom there is no muscles to hold it in

BlondieBia21 · October 2013

Still in process of first pp period. Before pg, my period would last barely 4 days and was only heavy one day. This period is making me feel like I'm back in 8th grade having my first ever period. I have made a mess, it's like I can't take care of myself because it's SO heavy. I slept on a towel at il's this weekend because I was scared id leak all over.

bendicott7 · October 2013

I pooped twice already today! It may have hurt, but I am so proud of myself I could cry.

WildRumpus · October 2013

E had armpit cheese yesterday. I smelled it.

mommabmb · October 2013

The cat pooped on my computer keyboard. My house smells HORRIBLE. I swear there is more somewhere but I can't find it.

alexkylee · October 2013

PP nightsweat is freaking ridiculous. It's 30 degrees here at night and even though I sleep in a tank top I wake up totally soaked. The worst part? I had to start showering before bed due to my early work schedule so I don't have a chance to freshen up.

youtubebeauties · October 2013

One word....hemorrhoids

HermansWife · October 2013

Jumping on the poo wagon...

Yesterday I'm pretty sure I literally crapped a ton... twice. Interestingly, right after that whole debacle, a co-worker said I was looking skinny - so maybe that's a silver lining.

On the other hand... Sunday's poo was round, and somewhere between a golf ball and a tennis ball in size... closer to tennis ball I'd say. That was like giving birth all over again. Holy Hell.

Ohandplusalso - this morning's early pumping session leaked all over me, but I was too tired to shower before coming into work. Guess I'm just gonna be slightly smelly today...

HermansWife · October 2013

oops, double post

LJUTCMommy · October 2013

I finally figured out how to DTD without it being painful. Apparently, my pp vagina only likes it rough.

It makes no sense. Slow and gentle hurts, but hard and fast feels great--better than before I had the baby! I don't even need lube anymore.

LJUTCMommy · October 2013

Lilmrslay said:

chattychiqa said:
I had a dream DH and I were going at it and I'm pretty sure I O'd in my sleep.

Is that even possible?
Yup! It's a regular thing for me : )

This happens to me all the time! I had an O dream pretty much everyday I was pregnant. I think the hormones caused it.

Revez · October 2013

@HermansWife the poo wagon sounds like an awful thing to jump on.

HermansWife · October 2013

Zever000 - or at least stinky...

zora51 · October 2013

LEMSA said:

LO hates lying on DH's chest. Think it's bc of all his chest hair. That's more of my husbands TMI. Anyone else LO hate body hair? I get an odd sense of satisfaction when picking boogies and ear wax from LO's face.

LO looks freaked out every time DH rubs his goatee on him. haha I'm pretty sure he prefers smooth skin..he loves swipinghis hand across my boob while hes eating.

This 'poop' thread is funny... I only clicked on TMI cuz I got a bad urge to go and I was in the middle of nursing. But then LO loudly farted/pooped so he woke himself up anyway! I feel bad for the poop probs! I actually pooped within 12 hrs of giving birth.. didnt push at all, and it just came out fine. I was soo scared, but it didn't end up being an issue for me! But 8 1/2 wks PP and havent DTD yet.. DH is getting progressively more irritated (not with me, just in general! I get that way too when I haven't gotten any!). I feel bad, but I'm too tired at night to care. (oops!)

Oh, and the O in the dream.. every few months or so, I do that. Quite nice.

One more thing, leakiness. At night, I generally end up forgetting to put a boob away and leaking all over me (and LO). And I don't care. Eh. I wonder if I stink in the morning? I still haven't been able to shower every day. I'm at about every other.

rayandbrit · October 2013

I HATE the feeling of holding in a fart, I just want it out of my body!

I will go to great measures to (coughing loudly, slamming a door, pretending to run & grab something outside) to get release. The problem is, they have been SO foul lately, that it limits the times I can let 'em go, and I turn into such a weirdo because I'm so uncomfortable.

TurtleMomma · October 2013

petey1106 said:
@turtlemomma 12 weeks pp here too and still bleeding too! Not ok!
I thought my supply had regulated and hadn't leaked for a week but to be on the safe side I still wore some super thin breast pads. Yep, I soaked my bra, sheets, boppy and LOs jammies during a feeding yesterday.
I'm a leaky faucet.

I'm waiting to die at this point. Bleeding for 5 days during a period is bad enough. DH is carrying on like his cock is gonna fall off if we don't have sex again soon because bleeding = no nookie.

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