I prefer dicking around on the internet. How am I supposed to know the exact moment that @sookiefrackhouse68 posts a new chapter of Blackout or Light if I'm not obsessively refreshing thebump?
Have I told my story about eating a rubber band because I didn't want to eat the raisins on top of my couscous? Anyway, I had to pull a rubber band from my butthole all because of raisins.
Have I told my story about eating a rubber band because I didn't want to eat the raisins on top of my couscous? Anyway, I had to pull a rubber band from my butthole all because of raisins.
Funny story re: foods that are not bad. I got the kid to eat squash last night and I was all "See? It's not bad, right?" And of course now everything she eats is: "Is not bad, mommy! Is not bad!"
I like oatmeal raisin cookies. And chocolate chip cookies. And gingerbread cookies. And cookies, period. I even like white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, and I'm not big on nuts. BUT DisneyWorld has white chocolate chip cookies. Not white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, but straight up plain white chocolate chip cookies. I'm not sure if DH or I was more excited...
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I'm a very picky eater and I think it's embarrassing. MH and I had only been dating for a short time and his parents took us out to dinner at a Moroccan restaurant. I forgot to ask for no raisins on my food and I didn't want to be annoying and pick them all out. Raisins in food seriously gross me out, so I wasn't chewing the bites of food with raisins in them, just swallowing them. I felt something weird hit the back of my throat and knew that it wasn't something edible. I found out the next day that it was a blue rubberband. The kind that hold cilantro together. I'm guessing when the cilantro was prepped, it got cut up and left in there unnoticed. Fucking raisins.
I got a ham and cheese croissant from Specialty's for lunch.
I didn't know it had cream cheese in it. Cream cheese is horrible. I'm eating it anyway because hungry.
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I got a ham and cheese croissant from Specialty's for lunch.
I didn't know it had cream cheese in it. Cream cheese is horrible. I'm eating it anyway because hungry.
So the "cheese" in the titular "ham and cheese" is cream cheese? So a ham and cream cheese croissant?
:::shudder:::
I'd return it. Everyone knows that a ham and cheese is ham and not-cream cheese.
Nooo. It has ham and cheddar and cream cheese. The food description says only ham and cheddar. I need to scrape the cream cheese off because it's harshing my mellow.
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So hate me but I just read all of this from finish to start. you know what my excuse is? Nothing. I work out when I have time. I drink beer like it's going to go out of fashion tomorrow and I snuggle with my husband in front of the tv for the hours after Oli goes to bed. Are those excuses? Maybe to some. To me, they are my lifestyle choices.
And white chocolate is chocolate if you buy it at good places. I've posted articles before but there's no educating you ignorant bishes.
White chocolate, by definition, is not chocolate. Like, at all. It's cocoa fat.
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White chocolate is never chocolate because there's no cocoa liquor in it. It's cocoa butter and flavoring. The chocolate is completely removed from it. It's tasty, but it's not real chocolate.
Edit: I should have refreshed sooner. You ladies already covered this.
I really don't care if white chocolate is real chocolate. It is fucking delicious.
LIES. It tastes like nothing. So it is useless as "chocolate".
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What I don't understand is those of you saying you don't have time to workout because you only have an hour or so after work with your kid until they go to bed. Well if your kid goes to bed at 7/7:30, that's like 3 hours that you have to exercise before you have to go to bed. I would kill to have my kids go to bed that early. They usually aren't asleep until 9pm and then I put in my workout DVD. Sometimes I don't finish working out until 10:30pm, which sucks, but I do it because I'm not going to make excuses. If you really want to be healthy and exercise, you'll make it happen, While, I don't really agree with the line in her photo, because I think it comes off as bitchy, I do think she is right.
But you don't workout every night, do you? I could probably find it in me to do it 2-3x a week after my kids go to bed at 8:30 but that leaves about 0 time for my husband and I to spend time alone. As much as I'm sure my husband appreciates me looking good, it will mean nothing if I sacrificed all that time we spend just talking and enjoying each others' company to do so.
I need to try the fruit and powdered sugar thing. My kid is a fruit hater. Luckily the pedi was okay with her weight at 18 month. Not stoked, but okay with it.
I really don't care if white chocolate is real chocolate. It is fucking delicious.
LIES. It tastes like nothing. So it is useless as "chocolate".
Your taste buds are obviously broken.
Also awesome: white hot chocolate.
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So if powdered sugar is the magic powder for getting kids to eat fruit, what is the magic powder for veggies? Because my kid will starve himself before he eats a veggie.
Ranch.
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I gave up on the ham and cheese croissant and ate the snickerdoodle instead.
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So if powdered sugar is the magic powder for getting kids to eat fruit, what is the magic powder for veggies? Because my kid will starve himself before he eats a veggie.
For us, parmesan cheese. He loves that shit.
DS is 1DAF
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So if powdered sugar is the magic powder for getting kids to eat fruit, what is the magic powder for veggies? Because my kid will starve himself before he eats a veggie.
Ranch.
My oldest would starve himself before eating ranch. He's always hated it. Before he discovered vinaigrettes he would eat salads plain. Or sometimes squirt ketchup on it like dressing, but mostly plain because I hate ketchup and it made me sick to watch him eat it like that.
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It's no chocolate chip, but I wouldn't throw it away.
Stellar review right there.
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My oldest would starve himself before eating ranch. He's always hated it. Before he discovered vinaigrettes he would eat salads plain. Or sometimes squirt ketchup on it like dressing, but mostly plain because I hate ketchup and it made me sick to watch him eat it like that.