So I went to Party City to buy myself a fireman costume....

ChicagoBroad26 · October 2013

And this is the only one they had. Um, no.

ClandestineX · October 2013

"This one is too conservative, I demand to have one with a shorter dress!"

NicoleSB80 · October 2013

Lol. So did you buy it?!?!

24ladybug · October 2013

Wow that's bad!

JordynLeighx3 · October 2013

Is that white piece a tank top she's wearing beneath? Just forgo that part. It'll make for easier nursing ;P

ChicagoBroad26 · October 2013

knitfaced said:
Lol! There are no store bought costumes for women that don't have "sexy" before it. I've even seen a sexy UPS worker costume. But I bet you'd look hot @ChicagoBroad26, maybe you should get it and save it for your husband.

Ha! That's what H said. He said to buy it for alternative use. Also, I checked out the men's section and figured I'd just buy a small in the men's sizes. THAT costume was "smokin' hot firefighter" with a male stripper tank top and tight pants. So odd.

ChicagoBroad26 · October 2013

NicoleSB80 said:
Lol. So did you buy it?!?!

Ha! I'm pretty sure my enormous nursing boobs wouldn't even fit halfway in that top and I'd cause a major neighborhood scandal

lovelyday39 · October 2013

I've always tried to do something funny. I just don't "get" the "Get Out of Whore Free" mentality attached to ladies costumes now.

Mandmeesh · October 2013

lovelyday39 said:

I've always tried to do something funny. I just don't "get" the "Get Out of Whore Free" mentality attached to ladies costumes now.

This. I found a fried egg costume at the consignment shop which I will be rocking. Lol. You could definitely pull that hot mama firefighter off, though

08summerbride · October 2013

I am pretty sure I would not make it as a college coed at halloween these days. I was looking at old college pics where we dressed up as farmers....not slutty ones, overall wearing ones. Then I saw some of my former students, now college age, showing off their costumes on facebook made entirely out of duct tape.