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I'm a drunk piece of bacon

futant462futant462 member
edited October 2013 in Parenting
Yep
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    Funny part about this is my name is Kevin. :p

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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    You need to show up at Baconfest in that costume with a name tag.


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  • futant462futant462 member
    SookieFrackhouse68 said:

    SAM.


    FIGURINE.  

    NOW.
    I think they're like fucking $300 on eBay or sumshit. If I had disposable income I would fedex that shite to Iowa in a second. Trust.
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  • futant462futant462 member
    Here come the Jell-O shots. Oh shit son.
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    I'm going to this next year: https://blueribbonbaconfestival.com


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    LuckyDad said:


    futant462 said:

    MabelShesTheBomb said:

    Please tell me you're still in the bacon costume, sitting at your computer, bumping away.

    Mobile. I'm about to have my 6th shot of jäger. Thriller is playing in the background. This is a good night.

    Flagged, Parents aren't allowed to have so much fun.


    I fully intend on driving around in the bacon costume in March.
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  • LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    futant462 said:
    Here come the Jell-O shots. Oh shit son.
    So, who is getting up with the baby tomorrow? :)
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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    @Luckydad

    Dear wifey. We have an agreement.
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    I guess I could always turn tricks in my bacon costume to get the money for the Sam figurine.
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  • BeckyP005BeckyP005 member

    Ok. I never post but I will tonight. im drunk as shit. danced a two step with another guy few times. husband didn't care but I wish my husnabd like country...he was cute! wAS AT A WEDDING

     

    ME:46 MH:44 DE IVF 2014
    Met with RE 4/11. 2 IUI's BFN. DE best option. Switched clinics to do "shared" program. Had to retake all tests and a mamm that put me behind and then on a DE waiting list for 12 months. Picked a donor!! (10/13/13) Got matched. Estimated transfer in December. After 2.5 years of patiently waiting I will finally cycle....can hardly believe it. DE cycle got cancelled. One of her tests came back positive.  Waiting for another donor. Donor picked!! (1/18/14)

    DE IVF #1 (4/26) BFN  DE FET #1 (6/4) BFP! Beta 1=339 Beta 2=852 Beta 3=9957 EDD 2/22/15!!


     

     

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  • BeckyP005BeckyP005 member

    wow. I should just go to bed since it's my nephew's Bapitism tomorrow. I will prob cry

    ME:46 MH:44 DE IVF 2014
    Met with RE 4/11. 2 IUI's BFN. DE best option. Switched clinics to do "shared" program. Had to retake all tests and a mamm that put me behind and then on a DE waiting list for 12 months. Picked a donor!! (10/13/13) Got matched. Estimated transfer in December. After 2.5 years of patiently waiting I will finally cycle....can hardly believe it. DE cycle got cancelled. One of her tests came back positive.  Waiting for another donor. Donor picked!! (1/18/14)

    DE IVF #1 (4/26) BFN  DE FET #1 (6/4) BFP! Beta 1=339 Beta 2=852 Beta 3=9957 EDD 2/22/15!!


     

     

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    Every time I read Bacock I read it like a chicken noise. Haha Cock a doodle do!
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    Bacon grease lube. I should market that shit.


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