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August 2012 Moms
brandyleighxx
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Local police logs
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These gems are copied & paste straight from the online police log from my town:
3:41 a.m. — A deer becomes venison on Exit 13 of the turnpike.
6:41 p.m. — Ten people fight on Ela Court. One is a batman.
9:41 a.m. — A River Street resident let a homeless couple into his home last night. The pregnant lady started drinking, so he asked them to leave. They stole an Xbox.
10:42 a.m. — At the Washington Street Shell, four gentlemen surround a Dodge pickup and yell at a lady. They manage to retrieve an Xbox that was concealed on her person. A fifth gentleman takes off into the woods.
4:04 p.m. — A fight brews on Warren Street. “People are yelling about drugs and pregnant people.”
9:35 a.m. — On Portland Street a woman paid a man to do some plumbing, but rather rash, advanced him cash. The plumbing? He ain’t coming.
7:06 p.m. — On the Common two men sit beneath a tree where it’s unlit. Do they crochet? Do they knit? No, they chug beers before they split
12:53 p.m. — On Knight Street two folks argue for reasons yet unknown, the incident is moving though, for suitcases are thrown.
1:06 p.m. — Two young men slug it out on Hemlock Street. They are shirtless. Yup.
8:56 p.m. — A blue bike has been abandoned in a Cross Road ditch for two weeks. No wonder it’s blue.
3:41 a.m. — A deer becomes venison on Exit 13 of the turnpike.
6:41 p.m. — Ten people fight on Ela Court. One is a batman.
9:41 a.m. — A River Street resident let a homeless couple into his home last night. The pregnant lady started drinking, so he asked them to leave. They stole an Xbox.
10:42 a.m. — At the Washington Street Shell, four gentlemen surround a Dodge pickup and yell at a lady. They manage to retrieve an Xbox that was concealed on her person. A fifth gentleman takes off into the woods.
4:04 p.m. — A fight brews on Warren Street. “People are yelling about drugs and pregnant people.”
9:35 a.m. — On Portland Street a woman paid a man to do some plumbing, but rather rash, advanced him cash. The plumbing? He ain’t coming.
7:06 p.m. — On the Common two men sit beneath a tree where it’s unlit. Do they crochet? Do they knit? No, they chug beers before they split
12:53 p.m. — On Knight Street two folks argue for reasons yet unknown, the incident is moving though, for suitcases are thrown.
1:06 p.m. — Two young men slug it out on Hemlock Street. They are shirtless. Yup.
8:56 p.m. — A blue bike has been abandoned in a Cross Road ditch for two weeks. No wonder it’s blue.
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Re: Local police logs
THAT'S MY DAD! Lmao