1 thing you do when no one's looking

melody921 · October 2013

Last night, as I stood in my kitchen spooning ice cream directly from the Ben and Jerry's container, it occurred to me that I would have used a bowl if DH were home. So what things do you do when you're by yourself that you'd never think of if someone else was there?

kbradshaw9 · October 2013

Pick my nose. Hey, I'm being honest.

LilLee11 · October 2013

I'm a major nose picker! Always have been. Yuck!

MRoxy0628 · October 2013

Drinking milk out of the jug.

Your question reminds of the Sex and the City episode where they talk about their Secret Single Behavior.

Cheenomae · October 2013

I drink my daughters apple juice out of the jug when I pour her a drink and no one is looking. I also look at my teeth non stop during the day in my mirror on my desk. I'm always paranoid there is going to be food on them.

AKB090609 · October 2013

I do the ice cream thing and sometimes bite my nails.

Pokedot · October 2013

I'm totally a nose picker

Also eating ice cream out of the carton is totally normal for me...is that bad?

BPer · October 2013

SpoofLeJones said:

Fart.

Yeah, this. The other night I woke up in the middle of the night with bad gas pain, so I farted, really loudly. I totally forgot H was in bed. He was gone all last week and my half-asleep self forgot that he was in bed. It woke him up.

jenndub · October 2013

Watch Teen Mom 3

plus12012 · October 2013

I bite my nails. I get on DH all the time about biting his nails and when he's not watching I totally do it too.

MeatballEsq · October 2013

Hmm I would do pretty much any of these in front of DH. Romance is alive, eh?

BarefootContessa · October 2013

Pick my nose or my wedgie.

jbBeans · October 2013

I have a theory that there are boogers everywhere. Sorry, but we all pick the nose.

MommaP12 · October 2013

I close my eyes for a minute or two for a rest. Some times I sit in the stall at work in the bathroom and close my eyes for a minute or two. DD was a horrible sleeper the first year, what can I say?

Bookelly · October 2013

I pluck my chin hairs (I have tweezers stashed everywhere). Thank you, genetics.

Holly_1007 · October 2013

Nail biter here

thebanich · October 2013

BPer said:

SpoofLeJones said:

Fart.

Yeah, this. The other night I woke up in the middle of the night with bad gas pain, so I farted, really loudly. I totally forgot H was in bed. He was gone all last week and my half-asleep self forgot that he was in bed. It woke him up.

Did you blame it on him?

IForgotMyLogIn · October 2013

Bookelly said:

I pluck my chin hairs (I have tweezers stashed everywhere). Thank you, genetics.

This, also random chest hairs.

Pokedot · October 2013

tonir319 said:

Hmm I would do pretty much any of these in front of DH. Romance is alive, eh?

Haha you're not alone. I do all of the things listed, pluck hairs, fart, burp, pick my nose. Thankfully DH knew exactly what he signed up for. He does the same!

MRoxy0628 · October 2013

Bookelly said:

I pluck my chin hairs (I have tweezers stashed everywhere). Thank you, genetics.

I just had to do this today at work. Ugh! Thankfully I had my tweezers in my make-up bag.

Stasi · October 2013

Nose picking on the toilet. That way you have toilet paper to wipe your hand off with, a place to throw it anyway and then you wash your hands when your done anyway...it's my favorite place to pick B-)

BPer · October 2013

Banich4eva said:

BPer said:

SpoofLeJones said:

Fart.

Yeah, this. The other night I woke up in the middle of the night with bad gas pain, so I farted, really loudly. I totally forgot H was in bed. He was gone all last week and my half-asleep self forgot that he was in bed. It woke him up.

Did you blame it on him?

I wish I could have. I totally Dutch-oven'd MH.

1fish2fish · October 2013

Bite my nails. Pick my wedgie. P

melody921 · October 2013

jenndub said:

Watch Teen Mom 3

Since we don't have cable, and I'm a slave to Amazon Prime, DH and I often watch Teen Mom 2. I maintain it's not all trash.

Nita2603 · October 2013

I bite my cuticles, pick scabs. I also scratch my legs excessively when nobody is around.

tinyhumantoe · October 2013

Haha this is hilarious! Nose picking and a fart here and there

Eta yah I have a chin hair that grows out of a scar. I have a good one but not sure if I wanna share bwahaha

KellersPrag · October 2013

tinyhumantoe said:
Haha this is hilarious! Nose picking and a fart here and there

Eta yah I have a chin hair that grows out of a scar. I have a good one but not sure if I wanna share bwahaha

Tease. Share. @tinyhumantoe

Holly_1007 · October 2013

I have a single hair that grows straight out of the tip of my nose. I guess I pluck it in private.

@tinyhumantoe share!

tinyhumantoe · October 2013

Hokay here we go. I have a beauty mark that has fine but dark hair. We're all also blessed with blonde staches. I've waxed but you have to let it grow a bit to be able to wax. Gross. So I shave my upper lip in the shower every morning. Have since HS.

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