Fuck you TB helpful pregnancy article

thetheisens · October 2013

https://pregnant.thebump.com/pregnancy/is-it-safe/articles/what-to-avoid-during-pregnancy-and-how-not-to-miss-it-too-much.aspx?MsdVisit=1?cm_mmc=facebook-_-oct13-_-avoidduringpregnancy-_-none

Seriously, just more proof that TB has the worst articles. Stop judging my coffee drinking, deli meat eating, and occasional half glass of wine TB!!! And if I want to rock some heel I will squish my fat feet in them and prance around town. Did they consult my grandma when writing this?

Jacobsmommy2013 · October 2013

I personally COULD NOT live without coffee!!

amycorn · October 2013

I had to unsubscribe to the emails because I kept wanting to punch someone after reading the articles

Jacobsmommy2013 · October 2013

I have never been a fan of deli meat but more power to you mama!

angelashly · October 2013

My doctor prescribed me coke or coffee. I had awful awful headaches without it that tylenol didn't help

thetheisens · October 2013

I gave up coffee last pregnancy and was a miserable bitch. I am glad I un-bunched my panties. Deli meat sammichs are so fucking good when you have the pukes over everything sometimes. I seriously have not heard the heel thing except from old ladies, but it's on the internet so it has to be true....

thetheisens · October 2013

Yeah, I think most of the recent lysteria outbreaks have been from things other than deli meat, like lettuce and fruit.

Monkeybabe · October 2013

I ate so much lunch meat when I was pregnant. So.Much.Lunchmeat.

thetheisens · October 2013

Pepperoni right out of the pack sounds so good right now...

Jacobsmommy2013 · October 2013

cocomama1109 said:
A brownie sounds good right now...

ANY junk food sounds good to me right now! Trying to lose my baby weight

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thetheisens · October 2013

EAT ALL THE FOOD.

Jacobsmommy2013 · October 2013

cocomama1109 said:
@jacobsmommy2013

Oh my! You tease!

missyishere · October 2013

Is an entire pie a week safe during pregnancy? LMK

Jacobsmommy2013 · October 2013

=P~ haha

thetheisens · October 2013

missyishere said:

Is an entire pie a week safe during pregnancy? LMK

YES, but if you take a whole week to eat it you are just playing with it.

missyishere · October 2013

thetheisens said:

missyishere said:

Is an entire pie a week safe during pregnancy? LMK

YES, but if you take a whole week to eat it you are just playing with it.

It was a pie a week only because farmer's market was once a week. I filled in the other moments with plenty of donuts and cookies. It's a mystery how I gained 60 lbs with DD, really.

thetheisens · October 2013

I ate a rhubarb pie from the farmer's market in two days. Dh didn't even get a chance. I made him take me there even when the kid was crabby JUST to get a rhubarb pie. I NEEDED it hard.

Monkeybabe · October 2013

thetheisens said:

I ate a rhubarb pie from the farmer's market in two days. Dh didn't even get a chance. I made him take me there even when the kid was crabby JUST to get a rhubarb pie. I NEEDED it hard.

Rhubarb is basically a vegetable, right? You just ate a lot of vegetables in two days.

thetheisens · October 2013

I think it counts as a veggie. Delicious veggie pie.

missyishere · October 2013

Rhubarb dipped in sugar is the bomb dot com.

thetheisens · October 2013

cocomama1109 said:

Parenting is making me a lovetit whore

That's because @Missyishere is in the post and she is the Queen of lovetit whores.

missyishere · October 2013

cocomama1109 said:
Parenting is making me a lovetit whore

I like tit, I love tit, I want some more of tit.

ReeseFox · October 2013

I'm so fucking hungry after reading this thread.

ReeseFox · October 2013

Mmmm Subway. Italian BMT with double provolone on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, toasted with cucumbers, pickles, onion, and sweet onion sauce. You can thank me later.

missyishere · October 2013

Cashingn2 said:

Parenting is making me a lovetit whore
I like tit, I love tit, I want some more of tit.
I hope you like my tits, bc I give you all my love tits . Btw, my phone changed that to love toys. I do not share my love toys!

You can love tit me all the days long @cashingn2.

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