Ok Lady D... I have one for you

I know you think we're boring... well I'm a total asshole for what I'm thinking right now but I can't help it, so why not amuse you?  My coworker is Arabic and he has a VERY strong accent, he can honestly be a little tricky to understand face to face, let alone on the phone.  Well... he's trying to call and figure something out for my boss on one of our accounts, so he's calling and saying he's him.  Ok, I can't tell you my boss' name but suffice it to say it's VERY white.  He's been back and forth with people on the phone for the last like hour and rather than tell them the truth, he's saying he IS my boss.  I can't help but think he's just chasing his tail because who the fluck is going to believe he's who he says he is??  I don't know if it's racist of me or not... but i honestly find the whole thing way funnier than I should.  Except I'm tired of hearing him spell out my boss' name 5,000,000,000 times to all of the different people who can't understand him.