Me: "We have a dishwasher for a reason! How hard is it to load it with your dirty clothes?!"
MH: "What if we give Renny (our LO) some cannoli cream? Might help him sleep..."
Me: "You hid my phone! Why would you do that?!" (After 5min of sobbing, I found my phone...in my underpants...)
MH: "If I drove a car, I wouldn't need to call you" (He does drive a car to work...where he then drives a truck)
And my favorite
MH: "I can't think about anything except poop and boobs!"
Re: things MH or I have said at 3am
You have some good ones!
So far it's just me up at 3am, usually saying 'would you just decide what you want!' To dd3. She wakes up, plays at the boob for 5-10 minutes before she commits to eating. May or may not want the shield. Will snack for 5-10 minutes, fall asleep, wait ten minutes then repeat the whole process.
After waking up more I realized I had actually slept for 3 hours. It just didn't feel like it at all. Poor DH.
How in the world do people have more than one child?