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Husband Funnies

jbboltonjbbolton member
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I think it's adorable watching my husband, whose in his late 30s and a FTD, navigate fatherhood. I came home from my doctors appt the other day and LO had her pants on backward! The big elephant, that goes on the butt, was in front! We just say, "oh dad!". He also thinks her wicker waste paper basket is her hamper, as he keeps putting her dirty clothes in it. He a"calls all of her clothes "onesies" because he has no idea what a onesie really is. I love it and it makes me love him more because he is doing such a good job!

Any SO funnies to share?
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  • LokiLahveLokiLahve member
    edited October 2013
    Haha the universal onsie. :)

    DH still tucks the front of the diapers down like we had to when her umbilical stump was there. I told him he didn't have to fold them down anymore so now he just puts the front of the diaper super low and the back is half up her back. (I make sure he changes all those...he'll learn from a front leak eventually)
    Edit: word in that actually makes sense
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  • perrybaby25perrybaby25 member
    I got a call from upstairs during a diaper change and when I got up there, he had three diapers out, wipes everywhere and the baby was naked. I just looked at him like what are you doing? To give him a pat on the back though, our little boy was dealing with some constipation from supplementing and he was helping him go by massaging his belly. He just happened to pee twice during the ordeal. Silly husbands.
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  • Kebert618Kebert618 member
    All of this made me laugh! :D
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  • V&G101808V&G101808 member
    I love these!

    DH always tells me to calm down when I'm upset at something baby related. He's mister cool, calm, and collected.

    A few weeks ago he was changing LO's diaper and DS decided it was a good time to shart and pee on daddy as daddy was doing the diaper swap. I could tell DH was so frustrated and I couldn't help laughing because he's always mr. Cool.

    He looked up at me as I'm giggling and gave me a look. But by the time he was done cleaning up the giant mess he was laughing right along with me. Oh dad...
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  • carrotcake06carrotcake06 member
    We were talking about something the other day and he said, "Well, if we would have had 3 kids the normal way..."

    I couldn't help but laugh.
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  • MrsLaurenAshMrsLaurenAsh member
    These are too funny!
    The Mrs.
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  • Texasmomma13Texasmomma13 member
    Yep. Anything that is one piece is a onesie to my husband. I tried in the beginning to teach him the difference between actual onesies, sleepers, and gowns. He didn't get it. It was like talking a tree.
    He is adorable with her though.
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  • nnikki10nnikki10 member
    DH was holding DD and said " can we have 2 more??" And " if the 'mini' pill doesn't work it's no biggie. We want them close." " so we will start trying again in a couple of months" you a funny funny man DH!!
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  • BabyE143BabyE143 member

    I love watching husby be a dad. It's amazing and I get some great laughs out of it. My hubby keeps calling her paci/binky- her boppy. He has no idea what the difference is.

    Whenever he talks to LO he repeats dada and daddy because he wants her to say daddy first. I figured he deserves that since he usually gets her when she's crying or about to. I asked him when he thinks she's gonna start saying it. He said in a couple months? LOL

     

    As he's changing her he opens her diaper or doesn't have one ready. With all the poop/ pee she's shot out you'd think he'd learn to have one ready. Nope!

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  • LokiLahveLokiLahve member
    TurtleMomma said:
    The diaper genie was overflowing one day and I asked DH to take it out. He said that we didn't need to yet. I pointed out that it was overflowing and gross, so why didn't it need to go out? DH said it was a 278 diapdiaper capacity per the label on the box, and we were nowhere near that yet. I laughed and pointed out that the *liner* has the capacity for 278 diapers, but the genie itself couldn't handle anywhere near that many. He looked disappointed.

    Well damn now I feel stupid. I commented to dh just yesterday that the diaper genie was a liar bc there was NO WAY it was holding 200+ diapers before we had to empty it. #-o
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