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So Punny

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?


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She grew out of her B Shells. Lmao
Give us your best silly joke.
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Re: So Punny

  • rtv3rtv3 member
    edited October 2013
    Lol, I love puns way too much :)

    Not a pun, but my favorite joke is:

    How do you know Australians invented chess?

    Because when you when you say, "Check, mate!"

    Lol, it makes me laugh every time :)

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  • BiggerinRealLifeBiggerinRealLife member
    Why did the elephant fall out if the tree?
    It died.

    Why did the second elephant fall out if the tree?
    It was tied to the first elephant.

    Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
    It thought it was a game.

    Why did the tree fall down?
    It thought it was an elephant!

    Waa waaaah.
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  • Hsmith1124Hsmith1124 member
    What did the fish say when it ran into the big concrete wall?...

    DAM!!
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  • GhjinnGhjinn member
    What does a nosy pepper do?



    Gets jalapeño business...

    My submition, I'm a march 2014 mom stopping by :)
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  • chanzlikwilcoxchanzlikwilcox member
    What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
    Decaffeinated.
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  • SeattleMommaSeattleMomma member
    What's the difference between a rooster and a gay guy?

    The rooster says cock a doodle doo.
    The gay guy says any cock will do.
    Teeheehee
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  • jlrschmidtjlrschmidt member
    What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!
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