So, you want to make add'l money? Oh Romeo....

LoCarb · October 2013

Larry Busby AKA Romeo Rose has been in the news lately but why not on WM? We could all use a cash bonus.

There is no way I'm setting this guy up. Meeting this guy may be a punishment for all single ladies.

Austin Wedding photographer Larry Busby is so desperate for a girlfriend, he's willing to pay a finders fee of $1,500 to anyone who can help him find one (there's an extra $1,000 in it for you "if this turns into marriage").

But just because he's desperate doesn't mean he doesn't have a long, highly offensive series of very specific demands.

On his website, Sleepless in Austin (mirror), Busby, who naturally goes by his stage name Romeo Rose, lists all the things he needs the girl of his dreams to be — or not to be — before he can agree to date her (sic throughout).

First off, the girl needs to be "attractive." Duh. But what constitutes attractive?

I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl.

All right, but now what does "overweight" mean?

I like girls that are 130 pounds or less. Of course weight needs to be in proportion to their height, as long as they aren’t considred overweight, they should be fine. Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me.

So no healthy women. What else?

I will not date a Black girl.I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole! But I will say this, Blacks do make up the majority of the inmates in the prisons in the country.

And of course, related to us Momma's.
I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what’s even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that’s why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

Ladies: Meet Romeo Rose