Farting..

seannasmommy16 · October 2013

This might turn into a TMI post....
But for the life of me I can't stop farting.. No matter how hard I try.. And it's so embarrassing

bingbongsmama · October 2013

Better out than in

mskitty1985 · October 2013

Ive never farted in front of dh or used #2 so when im at wrk i let the farts go lol. Im a c.n.a in a nursing facility so i fart in the residents rooms and they dnt complain haha.also i use the bathroom at wrk or a neighbor house,i just dnt want him to know i do these things(imma lady):p

LittleLady77 · October 2013

I blast out the bedroom, the car, the couch... It's endless. I disgust myself. Poor DH.

JessieAlbin · October 2013

mskitty1985 said:
Ive never farted in front of dh or used #2 so when im at wrk i let the farts go lol. Im a c.n.a in a nursing facility so i fart in the residents rooms and they dnt complain haha.also i use the bathroom at wrk or a neighbor house,i just dnt want him to know i do these things(imma lady):p

When DH and I were dating years ago and first moved in together, I would go to my mother's to poop for months.. A friend outed me and he was so disturbed that I couldn't poo where I lived! Insisted that I started going at home. While he was home. He is so unphased by my pregnant grossness now, I had to kick him out of the bathroom last week when I was having terrible constipation problems and he kept checking on me.

I also just woke him out of a dead sleep because I farted

avidkeo · October 2013

I did a REALLY loud one just as I woke up this morning!!!

You should never hold onto a fart, because they travel up your spine, into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from!

cjpell0 · October 2013

Everyday between 2-4 and 8-9 I fart almost non stop!

ZebNMichelle · October 2013

I blame it it the baby
" oops the baby farted" $:\$ ">

J&NL · October 2013

Yesterday I farted silently in front of DH but he could smell it. He just started laughing and said "I think we've come to a good point in our relationship" lol!

sking72 · October 2013

I blame it on the dogs. Even if they're not there. I clogged my SOs toilet early in our relationship so the "girls don't poop" thing didnt work on this one

Marusika · October 2013

sking72 said:

I blame it on the dogs. Even if they're not there. I clogged my SOs toilet early in our relationship so the "girls don't poop" thing didnt work on this one

yeah, of course it`s the dogs!

) ( actually sometimes it`s really the dog but his farts have a specific smell).

When I was little my father lied to me when he was farting that an OWL comes to the window and farts. And I believed him.

sking72 · October 2013

My dogs farts are deadly and I can't figure out what they're eating lately to make them so bad. Mine are just cute so I think baby daddy knows the dofference

Mandyw75 · October 2013

My bf slept in the other room 1 night because they are so bad. And I can't stop giggling. It was nice to have the bed to myself though. The worst thing about these ones are that they follow you and last forever so you can't go into another room to be polite.

My DS thinks its great. And I know when he's older he won't have any problem with his gf or wife letting go.

NicoleAnne416 · October 2013

I'm not one to fart in front of DH and try to be discrete when I poop. It sucks!! I had a stomach bug for four days and had the runs. Except weekends usually I poop when he is at work, so that's nice! But with a bug, that was not fun to try to be discrete! Blah.

sdjanelle · October 2013

OMG this is cracking me up!! Thanks for the laughs

mskitty1985 · October 2013

Lmao i cnt stop laughing thts too funny

mskitty1985 · October 2013

I swear sometimes in the middle of the night, its hard to hold the farts in and i wake myself up farting and its loud because i try to hold it in... I know he hears it, he just doesnt say anything. I use the bathroom late at night when he sleeps but sometimes he goes in the middle of the night and i just say its the kids not me. He tells me all the time to be comfortable because thts whats loves about lol... He just nasty

seannasmommy16 · October 2013

We'll DH told me this morning that not only did I fart a few times..: I was also snoring... Why is pregnancy so beautiful??

This post is making me laugh. Thanks for being so honest about y'all's farts ladies

WifeofaComposer · October 2013

Farts and poop are my favorite things in the world, and I can't stop laughing after reading these posts!! I seriously have tears streaming down my cheeks.

)

My DH and I have fart contests, and lately I'm the winner. He praises every fart I manage to squeak out - he says it makes him feel more comfortable about farting around me when I do it first. And, every time I go poop he asks me how it was, and likewise he reports his bowel movements to me... We're so mature...

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