Open Letter Wednesday

financialdiva · October 2013

What's on your mind ladies?

Thoughts, confessions, thanks?

financialdiva · October 2013

Dear Mother Nature,

In case you missed the memo, here is another reminder that is is OCTOBER, which means it's FALL. Therefore, 92 degree highs and 1000% humidity should no longer be happening. Please bring on the fall like weather soon.

Signed, Ready to wear boots

LoCarb · October 2013

Dear LibraryChica-Fingers crossed you get the house!!!
Dear PrivacyWanted - You are going to rock the interview, good luck!!
~LoCarb

Dear body-
Wake up!
~too tired to work and it's month end, oy vay

Dearest Money tree-
As usual, I'm still waiting for you to shake your leaves with benjamins and lotto tickets my way.
~hopeful and perhaps delusional

court115 · October 2013

@LoCarb - Where is said money tree? I need to shake a leaf too...

Dear Self -

Knock it off.

Love, PMS Queen

Dear Condo -

Sell.

Signed, Tired of Showings

Virgo17 · October 2013

Dear DD,

Thank you for sleeping from 9pm-5am last night. Let's keep moving in that direction. I also can't believe you are almost 3 months old, when did that happen?

Love,
Your well-rested Mommy

Dear pile of laundry,

Please wash, dry, fold, and put yourself away.

Sincerely,
Lazy ass who doesn't want to touch you

AllieMag24 · October 2013

Dear DD,
Please stop peeing in your pants. You've been potty trained for 4 months. You set a new record yesterday by wetting 4 outfits then peeing on my bed. I love you but this is getting old.

Love,
Your Mama who doesn't have time to do laundry every day

CrawltheWarriorKing · October 2013

Dear DS and DD,

I love you guys, really I do...but this new 550am-6am wake up is not cool. I expected this next month for daylight savings, what in gods name are you thinking? No need to rehearse!

Love,

Your tired mom that prefers to wake up before you to get ready.

Leap08 · October 2013

Dear DD2,

I know you don't feel well but waking up at 2:30, refusing to go back to your bed, and then only sleeping in short 20 minute increments with me, is unacceptable. Please do better tonight.

Love,
Your tired Mommy.

Dear Congress,

It is outrageous that you continue to be paid while my husband, an essential government employee who is still working, is not. Please do your job. The American people deserve better.

Signed,
A stressed out, angry citizen and wife of a federal employee

mae0111 · October 2013

Dear New Job -

Please fall into my lap. Oh, and can you be like 5 mins from my house, too? Minumim 2 hours a day is killing me. Salary is negotiable.

Thanks,
Me

Dear Sister -

We didn't speak for months because I nearly had to miss PART of a function for one of your kids. I invited your kid to DD1's birthday well over a month ago. All DD has been talking about is seeing her cousin at the party. So thanks for dropping that bomb that he's attending his friend's birthday party instead. I'll let you explain that one to my disappointed 4 year old. And don't ever guilt trip me again.

-Not looking forward to that conversation with DD1

Dear DH -

Thank you. For everything.

Love, Me

swoop24 · October 2013

Leap08 said:

Dear Congress,

It is outrageous that you continue to be paid while my husband, an essential government employee who is still working, is not. Please do your job. The American people deserve better.

Signed,
A stressed out, angry citizen and wife of a federal employee

This. Plus, since I'm a government contractor, I'm currently in stop work on everything. But there are a lot of people out there that are way worse off than us. Just sad all around and I cannot believe it's come to this.

bullybutt · October 2013

mae0111 said:

Dear New Job -

Please fall into my lap. Oh, and can you be like 5 mins from my house, too? Minumim 2 hours a day is killing me. Salary is negotiable.

Thanks,
Me

Dear Sister -

We didn't speak for months because I nearly had to miss PART of a function for one of your kids. I invited your kid to DD1's birthday well over a month ago. All DD has been talking about is seeing her cousin at the party. So thanks for dropping that bomb that he's attending his friend's birthday party instead. I'll let you explain that one to my disappointed 4 year old. And don't ever guilt trip me again.

-Not looking forward to that conversation with DD1

Dear DH -

Thank you. For everything.

Love, Me

What a BISH! I wouldn't let that slide without her knowing your feelings on the matter. Good luck!

financialdiva · October 2013

Fingers crossed for both of you @privacywanted and @librarychica !

mhickey426 · October 2013

Dear SIL

I can't believe it has been 2 years today since you were taken from us. I still don't understand it and miss you like crazy. I hope you are at peace watching over your girls and your niece. I love you.

Dear workday

Please go faster!!!!!!

michaelaskedlauren · October 2013

Dear appt booking ladies at the OB/GYN office -

Why the eff are you always such bitches?! I am so sorry that I have a job, that sometimes requires travel, and cannot simply make a mid-day appt on a Tuesday with one week notice. Stop giving me 'tude and work with me here! I am the one that is pregnant, don't make me get all hormonal on you.

Signed,

Patient that loves her midwife so much that she puts up with your attitudes

CaniacMom · October 2013

Dear DS,

Please do not get kicked out of the new daycare that we are starting with tomorrow. I cannot hunt for new childcare every few weeks.

Love,

Mommy

Dear Mom,

Your snarky comments are not endearing you to me. DH & I reached the decision together for him to take a job half way across the country that doubles his salary & is in a low cost of living area. Beat staying here & having his salary cut in half. We have two children to raise and need adequate funds to do it. Get over it - I am moving with the kids come summer.

Your daughter

Dear Aunt,

Thank you for your o' so helpful comments on daycare. One having the same floorplan as the one you worked in 15 years ago tells me a lot. I checked them out - they suck. The other one you so helpfully recommended is 30 minutes out of the way and has had two infractions in the past 2 years that I cannot look past. I know you are trying to help but unless you are using one or have real knowledge of the daycare lets drop it. I've got this covered.

Your Niece

Dear DH,

I know you are homesick for us but I do not have hours every night to be on the phone. I have meals to cook, kids to corral & like a few minutes to myself.

Love your Wife who misses you very much but still has to keep the house running

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