I'm working from home today and don't want to do chores I mean work
When someone says they are dieting I'm all like
When I think someone walks in while I'm nursing
When you hit your pinky toe in the doorway
When I think about all you lovely ladies
Your turn!!
Re: Your Life in GIFs
@elmoali
1 - I friggin love that cookie monster free-basing GIF
2 - I'm tall and have had similar conversations with dumb people, like the are shocked that a female can grow beyond 5'7"...then again I've been 5'10" since I was 13, so I'm sure that was a little jarring to some short dads of my friends...
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
How I felt when I locked my keys in my car yesterday while I was out with LO.
What I was like when Robin Thicke look-a-like AAA sexy beast came to unlock my car
What my hair looked like after standing outside for 20 minutes when it was about to rain, waiting for said sexy man.
When I had to wake my peacefully sleeping babe so I could go to an OB appointment I meant to cancel...
When the OB appt that I really didn't need cost $40...
When LO made me hold her on my lap after I had to get naked from the waist down
Leaving the dr's office, and her pacifier came out
Trying to put it back in while still driving
Couldn't reach so I pulled over and put it back in her mouth. She was happy!
10 seconds later it falls out again. Resume shrieking.
Just tried to drive home as fast as I could
2 minutes from home... look back and see my LO...
So I stopped for some Wendy's. Fat kid!
DS1 2-26-07
#4 Due May 2015
IT'S A BOY