DD is one of very few girls among a ton of boys in our family and friends. This weekend she finally asked "Why my bottom isn't big? Why I don't have a tail?" after lots of swimming and changing and general nakedness with her friends. gotta love it!
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air,
an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."
Re: I am in tears from laughing