TP Tuesday!

katie.725 · October 2013

Let's hear them ladies!!! What out there today just makes you wanna...

Make them good!

fitmama418 · October 2013

TP TO THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsayloring1 · October 2013

I was snoozing peacefully about 5 minutes ago when DH's ex-wife called to tell him something about his daughter... No big deal right? Well, too bad her ringer is Darth Vader and was up full blast. TP husband, TP. I'm sure I will have a better one later today, but that's how I woke up today. b-(

katie.725 · October 2013

TP to people who are inconsiderate... I understand the want to vent about feelings and complaints, but when you know it could be offensive or hurtful to others... STFU!

dugger116 · October 2013

TP to Congress! My husband is safe from the furloughs for now, but my mother, who makes about 70% of my parents income, is furloughed. She doesn't deserve this, nobody does.

J&JJ2011 · October 2013

TP to my digestive system....stupid constipation!

2nd TP to the Help Desk guy who tried to charge me $1500 for software needed for my job that my company offers a free download of....he was "unaware" of this offer.

3rd TP to the person who was wearing funky perfume at my shower that gave my hives on my face along with the hug.

3Dewdrops · October 2013

A whole line of TPs to the high school drumline that practices across the parking lot at 6am. Monday through Friday!!

Another TP to my neighbor who feeds the birds outside my bedroom window also ridiculously early.

(sigh) I miss sleep.

alexisjo88 · October 2013

TP to everyone other than DH(who would never anyways, to him I'll always be babygirl) who calls me baby mama. I'm not having your baby, and it just sounds so damn weird, especially from married men that I work with. I cringe every time!

dobrydney · October 2013

1. TP to my hips for not allowing me to get any sleep last night.
2. TP to my coworker who things everything is about her and what is going on in her life and is super judgey. I got the Tdap vaccine at my appointment yesterday and I mentioned something about it in passing at work--I think I may have bumped my arm on something and it was sore and she was like, "Oh...you shouldn't even be getting vaccines while you're pregnant". Yes because you're my OB....
3. TP to a client who can't read her e-mails and thinks the rules don't apply to her and then calls me at 9PM on my cell phone (she has it because I volunteer through another organization that she's a part of) and starts her voicemail with, "Oh you must be out to dinner or something". No I was in birthing class and then in my bed--sorry to not be available to you 24/7.

fiddlefern · October 2013

A HUGE TP to the guy who screamed "Waddle Waddle" at me from his car as I was walking from my office to the garage yesterday. REAL NICE ASSHOLE! I'm a bigger girl who is 8 1/2 months pregnant. I hope those comments made you feel better about yourself and that your parents are proud to have raised such heartless jerk. Karma is a bitch and I hope you get what's coming to you.

MannaPants · October 2013

TP to the lady at my clinicals who managed to insult both myself and my (also very pregnant, but very small) supervisor in one sentence. "Wow, look at that difference! You're so small, and you're so big!" We are less than 2 weeks apart...

ranaverde · October 2013

TP's to my client's finance department. It's been nearly two months since the project was finished, and they only just started the payment process. I need that money, damnit!

CoachMama 83 · October 2013

TP to my moron of a stepdaughter who is 19, has a 9 month old, is 21 weeks pregnant, and doesn't see the big deal with snorting lortab & Percocet, smoking weed & cigarettes, or taking her daughter to places full of drug dealing/using, drinking, fighting, and under DSS investigation just to try to get back with her boyfriend who just got arrested last week for hitting her (while holding their daughter) and then beating up his mom. Why can't people be nominated for sterilization? She makes me sick.

CoachMama 83 · October 2013

Can't quote from my kindle, but @dollphnfreek10 you mean for me to pass along right?

alexisjo88 · October 2013

CoachMama 83 said:

TP to my moron of a stepdaughter who is 19, has a 9 month old, is 21 weeks pregnant, and doesn't see the big deal with snorting lortab & Percocet, smoking weed & cigarettes, or taking her daughter to places full of drug dealing/using, drinking, fighting, and under DSS investigation just to try to get back with her boyfriend who just got arrested last week for hitting her (while holding their daughter) and then beating up his mom. Why can't people be nominated for sterilization? She makes me sick.

Yikes!!!! That is a child who needs a serious spanking! I don't care that she is 19. She is way too young (and way too old to be that stupid) to be doing that stuff! She really does need a wake up call to say the least!

CoachMama 83 · October 2013

@dollphnfreek10 lol I will gladly take any TP donations. All for the cause!

@alexisjo88 I agree! We have spent so much time trying to help get this kid on the right track, tried every approach we can think of, it's been so stressful!

Jojo714 · October 2013

TP to my coworker. He's been complaining since I got here this morning. It's so annoying and I want to tell him to STFU. I am on 4 hours of sleep- I don't want to hear that isht.

krm112013 · October 2013

TP #1 to the coworker that touched my belly this morning without even asking. And didn't even make it a brief touch, it was 10 seconds or more. Even after I bit her head off and said, "you're seriously touching me right now?" Never mind all the rude comments she has made to me during the entire duration of my pregnancy. You really want to get all touchy feely now lady? TP to you!

TP #2 to my swollen feet. They're like little clubs on my ankles. I guess it's good I still have ankles?

CoachMama 83 · October 2013

@kellykins IMHO she is nowhere near capable of being a mother, which is why her father and I have been tryin to step in more and more. Every time she seems to be making better decisions (moving in with my MIL, filing for custody and an order of protection from her BD) she turns around and does something stupid, like taking her daughter to the house she used to share with BD, knowing that because DSS is involved, she runs the risk of having her child taken away from her. It's frustrating because even though the proper authorities are involved, there are so many loopholes that she is able to get through thanks to the state we live in. It's sad really.

gwenneh · October 2013

TP to the council for not emptying our compost bin, for whatever reason. It wouldn't be quite so galling if they hadn't done it on the same day they overcharged our council tax by £180!

AdrianeOgle · October 2013

TP to my husband who was asked multiple times to take the dang trash out! Seriously, that's all I asked. Here I am 8 & 1/2 months preg and can't lift the dang thing!! C'mon!

[Deleted User] · October 2013

TP to everyone at work who comments on my deep breaths. I have been having a lot if Braxton hicks which make me feel like I can't breath since I sit in the most uncomfortable chair ever at my desk. Only way through them is deep breaths out and my coworkers think its fun to immitatd me. Seriously I'm getting really grumpy about how uncomfortable I am 24/7 and assanine comments DO NOT help! Tp's all around today

fitmama418 · October 2013

kamakaziartist said:

TP to my non-pregnant employees who ask me every time I sigh if I'm okay, and then tell me I need to sit. Leave me alone.

Every time my father in law calls and talks to me he says "you sound out of breath." No shit, brah. I'm pregnant and have a child pushing on my diaphragm.

Why can't people just SHUT UP?! If you have to question whether or not something is ok to say to a pregnant woman...chances are it's not so ZIP IT.

MannaPants · October 2013

ashleyross said:

TP to a-hole manager that left a message saying he was writing up his employee because said employee's:

"kid is sick and it's the wife's job to stay home. He shouldn't have let his wife go to work, that's not how this business works".

I heard the voice mail and about lost my freaking shit. Not cool, a-hole manager...I'll be taking your message to the "higher ups" now. Moron.

Ah, hell no!

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Edvoncupacake · October 2013

fiddlefern said:
A HUGE TP to the guy who screamed "Waddle Waddle" at me from his car as I was walking from my office to the garage yesterday. REAL NICE ASSHOLE! I'm a bigger girl who is 8 1/2 months pregnant. I hope those comments made you feel better about yourself and that your parents are proud to have raised such heartless jerk. Karma is a bitch and I hope you get what's coming to you.

What a dick! Repeated TP's to that guy.

artistlife · October 2013

Mine is slightly lame today. TP to DH. When I told him I just didn't feel sexy his response was, " well, if you dressed nicer and fixed your hair you would probably feel better." Oh, really, ass? Because when I was dressed up with my hair fixed the other day, you told me I looked like a pregnant ninja.

fiddlefern · October 2013

gardennymph said:

Mine is slightly lame today. TP to DH. When I told him I just didn't feel sexy his response was, " well, if you dressed nicer and fixed your hair you would probably feel better." Oh, really, ass? Because when I was dressed up with my hair fixed the other day, you told me I looked like a pregnant ninja.

This sounds like something my DH would say. Men just don't get it!

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

Mine is lame compared to some of yours. TP to carpal tunnel. In the last day, my hands have gone from sore and swollen to in major pain from my elbows to my fingertips.

At least I have a prenatal massage in 2 hrs, thanks to my SO for my early birthday present!

fiddlefern · October 2013

gardennymph said:

Mine is slightly lame today. TP to DH. When I told him I just didn't feel sexy his response was, " well, if you dressed nicer and fixed your hair you would probably feel better." Oh, really, ass? Because when I was dressed up with my hair fixed the other day, you told me I looked like a pregnant ninja.

This sounds like something my DH would say. Men just don't get it!

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

kellykinns said:

GopherBaby13 said:

Mine is lame compared to some of yours. TP to carpal tunnel. In the last day, my hands have gone from sore and swollen to in major pain from my elbows to my fingertips.

At least I have a prenatal massage in 2 hrs, thanks to my SO for my early birthday present!

Don't hurt yourself! I'll TP the carpel tunnel for you. I hope the massage feels good!

At least one hand is way worse then the other. If they were both as bad as my left, I wouldn't be able to do much.

jaymayhatton · October 2013

TP to DH. He purposely distracted me after I asked him to bring my sewing machine out of storage last night so I would forget that I asked him. Of course it worked and I forgot about it until today when I wanted to use it. He's learned that I now have the attention span of a two year old and the memory of a goldfish and he knows how to use it against me. This is like the millionth time he's done this to me. You'd think I'd get better but it has only gotten worse.

MannaPants · October 2013

Dear Lord. I have another. TP to my friend's general manager. She is a hostess at a restaurant and just found out she's pregnant. It's an accidental pregnancy, she hasn't been shy about saying it, but she's happy about it. When she told her manager when she was due and when she would need to leave, he snickered and said, "I'd take care of that problem with a coat hanger." =O

jaymayhatton · October 2013

MannaPants said:

Dear Lord. I have another. TP to my friend's general manager. She is a hostess at a restaurant and just found out she's pregnant. It's an accidental pregnancy, she hasn't been shy about saying it, but she's happy about it. When she told her manager when she was due and when she would need to leave, he snickered and said, "I'd take care of that problem with a coat hanger." =O

Oh my gosh... I can't even... wow.

katie.725 · October 2013

jaymayhatton said:

MannaPants said:

Dear Lord. I have another. TP to my friend's general manager. She is a hostess at a restaurant and just found out she's pregnant. It's an accidental pregnancy, she hasn't been shy about saying it, but she's happy about it. When she told her manager when she was due and when she would need to leave, he snickered and said, "I'd take care of that problem with a coat hanger." =O

Oh my gosh... I can't even... wow.

And we have another Douche-Canoe!!!

krm112013 · October 2013

katie.725 said:

jaymayhatton said:

MannaPants said:

Dear Lord. I have another. TP to my friend's general manager. She is a hostess at a restaurant and just found out she's pregnant. It's an accidental pregnancy, she hasn't been shy about saying it, but she's happy about it. When she told her manager when she was due and when she would need to leave, he snickered and said, "I'd take care of that problem with a coat hanger." =O

Oh my gosh... I can't even... wow.

And we have another Douche-Canoe!!!

A douche canoe that needs holes poked in the bottom so he sinks! What an ass!

mskatiep · October 2013

MannaPants said:

Dear Lord. I have another. TP to my friend's general manager. She is a hostess at a restaurant and just found out she's pregnant. It's an accidental pregnancy, she hasn't been shy about saying it, but she's happy about it. When she told her manager when she was due and when she would need to leave, he snickered and said, "I'd take care of that problem with a coat hanger." =O

Wow....... he is an asshole!

Momtothreelove · October 2013

I'm TP myself bc I forgot today was TP Tuesday bc I'm a friggin moron in every aspect of my life right now...ignore my earlier post! Some of your TPs are epic today! I hate everyone for you! My dh is also furloughed starting today and my dr wants me out of work! Umm no, not today please!

mmm50 · October 2013

dollphnfreek10 said:

shanbp said:

Wait...some states have a dress code for the bar?!? That is not okay! Someone literally shit his pants when I was taking it. Wonder where that fits in with the dress code? (Too lazy to clip quote trees, so I just skipped quoting all together)

shit. his. pants?! OMG! It's really NOT that serious. I did hear guys vomiting in the bathroom during the exam, but shitting your pants....damn.

A kid a few tables over from me puked all over the table when I took it in Ohio, but shitting your pants... damn!! Also bar dress codes are the dumbest idea ever. What purpose do they serve? I'm pretty sure I wore yoga pants and Uggs for the 3 days.

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