June 2013 Moms
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Monday B*tchfest
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has no one started this? I know we've had our @stephmill26 bitchfest (I'll still punch your aunt in the face if you'd like). But does anyone have anything else??
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Re: Monday B*tchfest
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
CJ 05/29/2013
Right? OMG. You keep making yourself puke then you're hungry again in an hour. C'mon kid!
CJ 05/29/2013
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
OMG, this is my entire day at work. GGGRRR, stop bringing in candy, you're making the people around you fat! LoL. Notice the people who bring it don't eat it either?
"No one will ever know the strength of my love for you. After all, you're the only one who knows what my heart sounds like from the inside." -Unknown
Yes, I know we're planning K's baby shower together. But I've designed and made and sent the invitations, chosen a favor and saved the recipe, taken care of the RSVPs and assembled the items for my gift, plus planned the games. Do not ask me to help you with the menu. Andplusalso don't try to change the favor now, from your vacation (umpteenth of the year) as you complain that I didn't read your mind for your guest list and send out all those invites in the last three days as I packed up and moved across the county with a 3-month-old in the middle of a growth spurt.
Daughter who is irritated that siblings events are always so soon after my own yet I have to plan and solve all issues by myself because you're too busy taking 12 trips a year and whining that you never see your kids/grandkids
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!
All. Of. This.
1) Everyone hates everyone else.
2) The audit is still going on (was hoping I'd miss it during my 3 months of maternity leave) and they need me to answer some operational questions even though other people have been doing my job for the past three months and really ought to be able to answer those questions BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN DOING THE JOB yet somehow they can't describe what they've been doing or how they do it to the auditor...wth!!??
3) My boss moved to another department and he's not being replaced, which opens up a lot of opportunity for me, but I was already being promoted prior to maternity leave so now I'm being promoted but not to the level of my former boss, which means I'm doing his job for about $20k less than he was making.
4) I've been pumping for 25 minutes now and am still getting a ton of milk. Guess stress isn't going to affect my milk supply.
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
I second this!
DH got laid off (fortunately, this being Canada and his company being OK, they notified him early in his leave, he gets his almost-full salary plus benefits until July, they're going to coach him for getting another job within the company, he already had some irons in the fire for more suitable jobs, he hated his job and was underemployed anyway, etc.), and is depressed. So he won't help me clean. Meanwhile, this place is getting ever more disgusting, and DH (former boxer, very strong) is "too weak" to hold up DS while he "stands" in his lap (the only thing DS wants to do these days). So I'm tired and unable to clean very much because I have a baby obsessed with "standing" most of the time in my lap (or else crying about it when I put him down and do other stuff), and DH is unencumbered by baby and sitting on the couch gazing bleakly off into space. Or else texting his cohort from his college prep days and chuckling. Actually, now that I'm typing this and DS is off my boob and OMG MAKING TIME FOR MYSELF, DH is heating up lunch and making salad with the air of a martyr.
The weather is hot and humid and yucky. F**k global warming.
Morning sickness is back in full force, like 100 times worse than with Gabriel.
DH is being a wimp and wanting me to handle all of his problems but I'm sorry I need to conserve my energy to puke in dignity and care for my overly patient son.
I can't find my phone and it's dead.
My cats are being stupid again.
The formula can is across the room and I really don't want to get up to get it.
/proceeds to be lazy and complain because I just want to sleep
Andplusalso please stop adjusting yourself when talking to me. I have milk filled boobs that are not always comfy, but I keep my adjusting/pumping out of sight k,thanks.
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
O! And the bug guys came on Friday because I have had to kill a roach before bed almost every night for the past week and he found that our master bath has a huge crack in the wall all the way to the outside and the window sill (that is apparently styrofoam) is rotted as well. I'm jazzed to potentially re-do our bathroom, but hubs is acting like this is a DIY project (he is not "handy").
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
As much as I'd love help so I can serenade the porcelain queen without Gabriel screaming, dealing with LO > dealing with DH right now.
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
I have the opposite problem, she naps on her tummy but now inisists on rolloing over and screaming because she is tired but isn't on her tummy os she can't fall asleep. Argh
OMG, this is my entire day at work. GGGRRR, stop bringing in candy, you're making the people around you fat! LoL. Notice the people who bring it don't eat it either?
Right?! They are candy pushers and get some sort of joy out of making other people cave.
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Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
DH just doesn't get it. He stays up playing games with his friends and then complains about being tired all day long. This morning when he woke up I was stuck nursing and he made himself breakfast and a cup of coffee and sat in front of me eating it. I wanted to throw everything in sight at him but instead I just sat and simmered until he left for work. We will be talking about it tonight.
1. O seems to think that pooping is more of a hobby than bodily function. She actually giggles as i can hear it squirting out of her little butt!! Maybe that's the real reason she's not gaining any weight is cause she has too much fun pooping! I'm almost out of diapers and its piss pouring rain.
2. My aunt who I vented about last night who made my mom go to the hospital with my nanny so she wouldn't miss work...called in sick because "she's worried about her mother's health" I had to unfriend her from fb and i have been ignoring her calls and texts as to why I unfriended her.
3. F went from being a polite and easy two year old to a crazy freaking threenager! if this is what she's going to be like at 13 I'm moving to Fiji! I quit! If anyone needs me I'll be cleaning toothpaste (yes more toothpaste) off the tv.
4. H makes me want to pull out my hair with his mood swings of wtf!! If you don't like your job that much get a new one and I'm sorry the house is a mess and I'm not interested in sex cause quite frankly I'm too tired. Also, if you think I am sitting on my butt all day lets switch lives for a day and YOU can cook, clean, breastfeed, finish my project before my publisher takes a strip out of my ass,get groceries,find and hire repair guys to fix the deck, yard and clean the furnace, make sure my mom hasn't passed out on a bus somewhere and look after captain cranky wrecking ball and baby stankbutt all day and just see how much energy or interest you have for gettin it on at 9pm. yeesh!!
Eta: I lost the paragraph. It got eated by the interwebs.