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projectile poop

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LO was pretty constipated last night, poor guy was grunting, his face was turning red and his tummy was hard. We keep rubbing his tummy, bycycling his legs and I nursed him as often as he wanted...finally he pooped. Well as DH was changing him, LO grunted some more and poop flew out of him and landed 3 feet away from the changing table. I started laughing so hard I was crying..then I went and cleaned it up while DH finished the diaper change.
BFP #1 11/27/11 EDD 08/08/12 M/C 01/27/12 12 wks 2 days
BFP #2 04/25/12 EDD 01/04/13(?) confirmed ectopic 05/16/12 6 wks 5 days 2 doses of MTX-Lost left tube on 05/25/12 Back to TTC, earlier than originally expected.
BFP #3 01/05/13 EDD 09/17/13 u/s 1/24/13-great appt, measuring 2 days ahead, NT scan 3/11/13-great scan measuring 4 days ahead, A/S 4/29/13-another great scan can't wait to meet my baby BOY!!!!!
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  • ravenclaw1ravenclaw1 member
    Our LO's can be friends! Same thing happened to us last night, except I was changing her on our coffee table and the poop got all over the side/bottom of the couch. Thank goodness for leather furniture.

    Totally disgusting and hilarious at the same time. H and I were both laughing so hard we could barely talk.
    BFP #1 - Mango - 6/11/12, EDD 2/22/12 Natural MC 7/15/12
    BFP #2 - Nacho - 10/14/12, EDD 6/20/13, MMC 8 weeks, D&C 11/16/12
    All testing shows both H and I are perfectly normal. Baby Nacho had triploidy. 
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    I would die. I can't even picture this happening. I can't.

    I hope this happens to me, so I can find a future good moment to embarrass my son in front of his girlfriend. Bahahaha! I am evil!
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  • happybride 276happybride 276 member
    It hasn't been projectile, but three times yesterday my son squirted poo out when I was changing him. It was gross and funny. The first time it really shot out but still made it in the old diaper
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  • csspencercsspencer member
    I nearly peed myself I was laughing so hard. We've already been peed on, so I guess this just adds to the experience.
    BFP #1 11/27/11 EDD 08/08/12 M/C 01/27/12 12 wks 2 days
    BFP #2 04/25/12 EDD 01/04/13(?) confirmed ectopic 05/16/12 6 wks 5 days 2 doses of MTX-Lost left tube on 05/25/12 Back to TTC, earlier than originally expected.
    BFP #3 01/05/13 EDD 09/17/13 u/s 1/24/13-great appt, measuring 2 days ahead, NT scan 3/11/13-great scan measuring 4 days ahead, A/S 4/29/13-another great scan can't wait to meet my baby BOY!!!!!
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  • prayin&dreaminprayin&dreamin member
    DD shot poop on me like her butt was a cannon the other day when I was wiping her. It splatted all over the shirt I had just put on. Luckily she wasn't fully loaded!
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  • AlejandraN2AlejandraN2 member
    Zoe likes to save her poops for when we change her. So we'll open her diaper and it'll just be pee and we'll move her legs around, and then it's launch time! We've gone through 3 diapers at a changing just to catch it all. 
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  • SkalbrechtSkalbrecht member
    Oh man! Not looking forward to this happening...but I know it's just a matter of time for all of us!
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  • renee6465renee6465 member
    This happened when we were in the NICU. He was in his isolette and shot the poo all the way across it, it splat against the side and just slowly ran down. It was hilarious. I cried I was laughing so hard. Then I had to clean it up... Not as funny.
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  • kelseyjohnstonkelseyjohnston member
    Oh no! I haven't had the poo yet but I get peed on A LOT!
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