September 2013 Moms

Mom moments

For those of you with outside babies, what have been your "mommy moments"?

Here are my own examples:

-my mom was holding DD and sort of tripped and fell on the couch. Everyone was okay but I was in panic mode when she held her after that.
-DD projectile pooped 3 feet away all over carpet.
-DD just spit up a LOT directly into my cleavage.
4 years TTC including countless tests, 2 surgeries, and one failed IUI
Scheduled IVF for April 2013--SURPRISE, don't need it! DD Born 9/7/13 
Ectopic pregnancy Sep/Oct 2014 ended in surgery, and many trips to the ER
Miracle #3: EDD 11/28/16


Re: Mom moments

  • Why on earth did you flag this @shenique12?
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  • Why on earth did you flag this @shenique12?

    Yay I have my first abuse point! If I get 5 do I get a badge? :)
    4 years TTC including countless tests, 2 surgeries, and one failed IUI
    Scheduled IVF for April 2013--SURPRISE, don't need it! DD Born 9/7/13 
    Ectopic pregnancy Sep/Oct 2014 ended in surgery, and many trips to the ER
    Miracle #3: EDD 11/28/16


  • Sorry red, to answer your question:

    I was changing a diaper and C pooped on the changing pad cover. No biggie. I go to keep wiping and he then poops all over my hand.

    Puke on various parts of my body.

    That moment when they're quiet and you go to lay on the couch to get a quick nap and they think "heyyy shes sleeping!! Let's act a damn fool now!!"
  • Maybe she thought the flags were a good thing...? :-??
  • I'd add a mom moment but I'm still stuffed with baby...
  • Why on earth did you flag this @shenique12?

    Oh crap, I probably hit it by mistake. I am trying to correct it. I am soo sorry!!!

  • Why on earth did you flag this @shenique12?

    Yay I have my first abuse point! If I get 5 do I get a badge? :)
    I have 6 and didn't get anything. 5 of them were from some idiot that didn't like our gif party and one was for... Nvm I'm not about to beat a dead horse.

    I'm thinking she is using it as a dislike button because nothing of the post was offensive at all. Either way it shouldn't have been used. Shenique, there is a post up top about the correct usage of the flag button.
  • cputman200cputman200 member
    edited September 2013
    A few nights ago, DD had a poop diaper. No big deal. Well I guess I was too eager to change it and she proceeded to poop her way thru 2 more and then the changing pad. As I held her to clear away the dirty changing pad she decided to poop on my shirt as well! Lesson learned!
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  • Why on earth did you flag this @shenique12?

    Oh crap, I probably hit it by mistake. I am trying to correct it. I am soo sorry!!!

    Just go and click the flag button again and it'll go away.
  • For those of you with outside babies, what have been your "mommy moments"?

    Here are my own examples:

    -my mom was holding DD and sort of tripped and fell on the couch. Everyone was okay but I was in panic mode when she held her after that.
    -DD projectile pooped 3 feet away all over carpet.
    -DD just spit up a LOT directly into my cleavage.

    Holy crap I hit your flag button by mistake and is trying to undo it. My apology !!!
  • I thought something was weird :)
  • As for the changing pad moments...she pooped all over the cute cover once so I took it off (and washed) and now we just use it without a cover. Easier to wipe down! DD absolutely loves to pee and/or poop while the diaper is off.
    4 years TTC including countless tests, 2 surgeries, and one failed IUI
    Scheduled IVF for April 2013--SURPRISE, don't need it! DD Born 9/7/13 
    Ectopic pregnancy Sep/Oct 2014 ended in surgery, and many trips to the ER
    Miracle #3: EDD 11/28/16


  • Shenique12Shenique12 member
    edited September 2013
    Great I got it off . Insomnia is a bitch, u do stupid shit without realizing. This darn Benadryl needs to kick in before I do something stupid again!!! #:-S My apologies again ladies!!!
  • I went to the store for something the other day and realized when I got home that I had a mouth print directly over my nipple from when I was holding DS an he decided he was hungry.
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  • DD had a blowout and it went all over my shirt. I changed her and got a onesie out to put on her when I realized that I put the onesie on my boobs for a minute while setting LO down and it was covered in poop because I forgot to clean myself up after her blowout! Ew!
  • I don't even know where to begin!

    While in NICU I had my first experience with lava poop, it just wouldn't stop coming! Poop was EVERYWHERE! As I begin attempting to clean her up I look at her face and she's spitting up big time. I turn her on her side so she doesn't choke. I can't help but put my hand in poop to do this....Once that's finished and she's now covered in poop and spit up, I pick her up so the nurse can get the dirty linen out and I feel warmth running down my arm. Yup, she's peeing on me!
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  • I don't even know where to begin!


    While in NICU I had my first experience with lava poop, it just wouldn't stop coming! Poop was EVERYWHERE! As I begin attempting to clean her up I look at her face and she's spitting up big time. I turn her on her side so she doesn't choke. I can't help but put my hand in poop to do this....Once that's finished and she's now covered in poop and spit up, I pick her up so the nurse can get the dirty linen out and I feel warmth running down my arm. Yup, she's peeing on me!
    I lovingly refer to lava poop as a "poo-cano". That is all.
  • I don't even know where to begin!


    While in NICU I had my first experience with lava poop, it just wouldn't stop coming! Poop was EVERYWHERE! As I begin attempting to clean her up I look at her face and she's spitting up big time. I turn her on her side so she doesn't choke. I can't help but put my hand in poop to do this....Once that's finished and she's now covered in poop and spit up, I pick her up so the nurse can get the dirty linen out and I feel warmth running down my arm. Yup, she's peeing on me!
    I lovingly refer to lava poop as a "poo-cano". That is all.
    I prefer poonami for these moments.
  • When my son was becoming a toddler -

    I was driving and got pulled over. I was confused because I knew I wasn't speed in or anything. He tells me to turn around and look at my son.... He had managed to unbuckle his car seat and was smiling and waving at the police officer. I laugh about it now but at the time I felt horrible. I didn't know he could even get out of it and what if I had gotten into an accident.
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  • Our first morning home after hospital discharge, our two year old was acting lethargic and DH picked her up to carry her to bed. She proceeded to throw up all over him. It was then a divide and conquer situation to take care of a newborn and a sick toddler, keeping them away from each other and trying not to get ourselves sick. It was a reality check into parenthood of two.
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  • Thankfully, I haven't had any poo-cano or poo-nami or poo-nado on me. But DH has two good ones. She only does it to him lol

    While still in the hospital he was changing her and both of my sisters were there to visit so he had an audience. He wiped her clean and went for one more wipe and then she pooped. It got on his hand she stuck her foot in it and it got on the blanket. Neither of my sisters were any help other than to order him around and tell him he was doing it wrong. He got very frustrated but completed the mission successfully.

    Then, we were home and he changed her on her changing pad with the pretty, soft cover on it. Before he could get the clean diaper under her she peed. So he waits, then wipes her up and puts a clean diaper then changes her onsie. Then does a load of laundry to wash the cover. Later, he gets the clean laundry and is holding her while putting on the clean cover before changing her. Gets it all done, goes to change her and she does it again. Pee's before he can get the clean diaper under her which dirties the fresh cover.

    Now, we don't use the cute cover and just leave it. It's much easier to clean and for MOTN changes I put a little blankey or burp cloth under the top of her so she's not cold.

    Since then he's had one more pee episode where she dirtied three diapers in one changing. She pee'd and stopped three times! He's a trooper and an amazing daddy!

    Whew that was longer than expected.
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