Unpregnant people look so comfy.

Pickle123 · September 2013

And graceful. Damn them for being able to get out of a chair with ease....bend down and tie their shoes....pick something up off the floor.....walk briskly down the hall. Sneezing without having to cross their legs....Damn you all.

yesthisiskim0401 · September 2013

...sipping on their alcoholic beverage..

LSP87 · September 2013

All while not looking like they're re-enacting a scene from March of the Penguins.

tracysailer · September 2013

With their teeny tiny waists...

Twinkle5086 · September 2013

With their non stretchy pants on!

Nikdayday · September 2013

Twinkle5086 said:

With their non stretchy pants on!

I was just telling DH yesterday how I can't wait to wear a pair of jeans again lol.

ClaireOtoms · September 2013

...strutting up and down flights of stairs like it ain't no thang.

f*ckers.

pmarie33 · September 2013

Not stuck in bed 22 hours a day.

ClaireOtoms · September 2013

mmgkms said:

All while not looking like they're re-enacting a scene from March of the Penguins.
Dude, my boyfriend totally mimicked me waddling last night. I considered cutting him.

Oooh. Bad idea, BF.

AlwaysForgetful · September 2013

Pickle123 said:

...bend down and tie their shoes....pick something up off the floor.....

I have kids do these for me. Well, not tie shoes unless it is their own or a younger siblings. I just wear crocs.

I miss being able to roll over in bed instead of doing a whale flop.

jennlin · September 2013

Pickle123 said:

And graceful. Damn them for being able to get out of a chair with ease....bend down and tie their shoes....pick something up off the floor.....walk briskly down the hall. Sneezing without having to cross their legs....Damn you all.

you can cross your legs???!!!

deedee1017 · September 2013

I have had the urge to go shopping lately. I just want something new to feel good in. I love fall clothes. Sigh

daria36 · September 2013

They are so confident with their continence and spacious abdominal cavities...

SDW · September 2013

Pickle123 said:

Sneezing without having to cross their legs....Damn you all.

Color me impressed that you can cross your legs!

sweettwilight16 · September 2013

Ordering their guilt-free turkey sandwiches...

jennlin · September 2013

sweettwilight16 said:

Ordering their guilt-free turkey sandwiches...

with no listeria hysteria!

shelliescove3 · September 2013

Being able to breath while sitting

shelliescove3 · September 2013

Also... Being able to wipe their ass without it feeling like a work out

jnsmith85 · September 2013

WSatisfiedP · September 2013

I want to wear normal clothes again...and be able to put boots on for fall weather! I can't wait!

Pickle123 · September 2013

and have a closet full of clothes to choose from. I think I'm down to 4 pairs of work pants that fit me. And shirts......ha! If they cover my belly I call it good.

layali · September 2013

...making it across the office without having to stop short and grab something because of lightning crotch... and not having to avoid explaining that it's not labor, just lightning crotch...

Firefly062 · September 2013

Ugh. Seriously. Being able to get in and out of bed without forethought, losing their breath or a roll for momentum. Jealous.

palm513 · September 2013

SDW said:

Pickle123 said:

Sneezing without having to cross their legs....Damn you all.

Color me impressed that you can cross your legs!

At the doctors office today I was sitting on the table 'indian style'... And my doctor looks at me and says everything is going well I assume?

sweettwilight16 · September 2013

palm513 said:

SDW said:

Pickle123 said:

Sneezing without having to cross their legs....Damn you all.

Color me impressed that you can cross your legs!

At the doctors office today I was sitting on the table 'indian style'... And my doctor looks at me and says everything is going well I assume?

I was thinking about doing this too! I feel like my feet swell more when they're dangling off the table. But I was afraid if I made it to sitting that way, I wouldn't be able to get out of it, lol.

emmylou78 · September 2013

I was jealous of a coworkers skinny ankles this morning. Mine used to look like that

Lilpoppy · September 2013

And sleeping on their stomaches!!!

KevsLove · September 2013

Lilpoppy said:
And sleeping on their stomaches!!!

I'd forgotten about tummy sleeping... Those bitches...

KevsLove · September 2013

Being able to pick up your LO's without feeling like you'll spit in two...

MangoMama82 · September 2013

Lilpoppy said:
And sleeping on their stomaches!!!

I can't wait for tummy time... For me...

Pickle123 · September 2013

Lilpoppy said:
And sleeping on their stomaches!!!

I'm getting a massage this weekend just so I can lay on my belly....ahhhhhh

palm513 · September 2013

Pickle123 said:

And sleeping on their stomaches!!!
I'm getting a massage this weekend just so I can lay on my belly....ahhhhhh

I went for a massage last week and they had me lay on my side leaning forward.... So don't completely count on it also, I rolled over on my belly for like two mins a few days ago and got sick from the pressure, not to mention the pain.

Pickle123 · September 2013

palm513 said:

Pickle123 said:

Lilpoppy said:
And sleeping on their stomaches!!!
I'm getting a massage this weekend just so I can lay on my belly....ahhhhhh

I went for a massage last week and they had me lay on my side leaning forward.... So don't completely count on it also, I rolled over on my belly for like two mins a few days ago and got sick from the pressure, not to mention the pain.

I had one at the same place a month ago...a little insert comes out and your belly fits in.

calibr8te · September 2013

For being able to go up and down the stairs like it's not a mountainous task of monumental effort.

blondolphn · September 2013

being able to move without your crotch hurting. It hurts to move my legs like an inch apart.

blondolphn · September 2013

btimes3 said:

blondolphn said:

being able to move without your crotch hurting. It hurts to move my legs like an inch apart.

On that note, not having to psych myself up just to turn over/get out of bed. When I wake up in the morning (or in the middle of the night) I have to turn over from my side to my back, which involves moving my legs apart. Not only does that hurt, it produces an audible clicking sound that creeps me out. Then comes the slow shuffling of my body to the edge of the bed, sliding my legs over the side, and gradually pushing myself semi-upright while hanging onto the edge of the bed for dear life, and eventually staggering to the bedroom door, holding onto furniture along the way.

That is so me tonight. I don't know what happened that I got so old and stiff. I've been doing great. And all of a sudden it's like uh nope your done moving...

Herefishy87 · September 2013

Not having to pee EVERY.FIVE.SECONDS!!!!

norbert5 · September 2013

I am loving this entire post. Seriously needed this laugh.

Oh and damn the non-pregnant for not having heartburn because they drank water.

Amjoy25 · September 2013

sweettwilight16 said:

Ordering their guilt-free turkey sandwiches...

This is so first trimester...

KevsLove · September 2013

Another : Damn the non-pregnant for not having to endure relentless personal question/oppinions/unsolicited advice regarding your boobs, vag, cervix, feeding choice, name choice, birthing choice, circ/no-circ, vax/no vax and any other question one wouldn't ask in 'polite' company...

PongoLePond · September 2013

Damn them and their non-violated personal space!

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