So, @buggirl72, I'm totally ripping off your idea. Cause clearly, you are brilliant...
So my day started off on a bad foot when my phone completely died but decided to sound my morning alarm anyway...
The screen died yet the rooster squawking alarm still played..
and I couldn't get it to stop.. SOLUTION: hide the phone in my underwear drawer until it was time to head to the store and get it fixed. Finally at 9:30 I took the phone out of the drawer put in my purse (it was till clucking away) and headed out.
As I'm about to get into my car. My grandfather exists his house and starts screaming at me that we've got "guests" arriving. (FYI Grandps lives next door)
So clearly, I'm all like:
Apparently, my aunt had been trying to reach me. (see above for explanation of why she couldn't get in touch with me) We have relatives in from Italy who want to pass by and visit.
Cue panic
Italians - they be judgy kwim?
So we decided I'd run to the mobile store to get the phone fixed and hopefully get back in time. The deal was that grandps would entertain the visitors if I was away.
Stressed Camino = Road Rage. I flipped off way too many people because the italians were coming, my house was dirty and I needed to get home ASAP.
So I get to the store and it turns out that they don't have a replacement phone identical to mine
So I take the squawking phone home. I shove it back into my purse and run out of the mall. I shit you not, people were turning around looking for a rooster as I made my way down the corridors.
Back at home I'm expecting an italian party.
I pull into the driveway and notice that there aren't any foreign vehicles. so clearly they couldn't have arrived yet.
I was wrong. I walk into grandps house to check the status of the visit and I'm greeted by someone who looked like this dude:
He introduces himself and asks me if I can find a disco to take him to. He proceeds to start thrusting his hips just in case I hadn't fully comprehended what disco meant...
Dude.. I speak italain. Disco is also universal mkay?
I make coffee and we chat.
He tells me that he's expecting a "friend" to pick him up.
So, i'm all like that's cool yet in the back of my mind there's questions racing.
yet...
So the time comes for Disco cousin to leave and he asks me if I've got a computer.
So I'm all like suurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. but the truth is...
He explains that the "friend" is a woman who he met on the computer machine back in italy....
he was meeting her for the first time..
for realz? I tried to play it coool...
inside I'm all like...
Problem is they're meeting for the first time and he sent her a 25 year old picture....
So the doorbell rings and there is the woman.. Disco cousin runs up to her and I'm freaking out thinking we've got a catfish situation on our hands....
meanwhile this happens
and I'm thinking
He leaves and I take it all in. I settle down and start hitting the books. I've got a shit ton of homework yo!
Crash.. the cat knocks over the coffee cup and all my shit gets wet...
I cried and decided that it was that time.. you know...
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"The best and most beautiful things in the worldcannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Helen Keller MAY '15 DEC. SIGGY CHALLENGE- FAV. CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Dating- 3/1/1999 ~ Married- 10/10/2004 DD#1- Sweet Pea ~ Born on her Due Date 3/1/2007 DD#2- Pumpkin ~ Due 9/29/2010 Arrived 10/1/2010 ~ BFP: 6/12/2013 EDD: 2/21/2014 NT Scan: 8/5/2013 (11w3d) MMC D&C: 8/8/2013 ~
~BFP: 3/15/2014 EDD: 11/24/2014 CP 4 weeks 4 days ~
Ohh Pink. I'm so sorry! Your day and my day could be friends. They are both bitches and need to GTFO. I'm sorry for the craziness. I love almost catfish situation. I would be dying. I hope your Italian stallion relative enjoys his disco. Also, who the eff comes all the way from Italy with no notice? Clearly someone trying to get it in.
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I am sorry your day was so crazy, but thanks for turning it into an awesome gif story for us!
This line made me think of the Fiat commercial: "Stressed Camino = Road Rage. I flipped off way too many people because the italians were coming, my house was dirty and I needed to get home ASAP."
I tried to find a gif of it to share, but alas, my gif skills just aren't up to par!
Oh my goodness I just spit my wine out. I'm sorry your day was a clusterf but the phone has me cracking up.
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BFP #3 8/18/12 EDD 5/2/13 No heartbeat seen at 7w3d, Mae
BFP #4 01/31/2013 EDD 10/15/2013 No HB seen in our little girl at 10w2d due to trisomy 12, Abigail
BFP #5 6/27/2013 EDD 3/10/2014 diagnosed with protein S deficiency heparin twice a day. Luke's HB stopped at 8wks
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So the doorbell rings and there is the woman.. Disco cousin runs up to her and I'm freaking out thinking we've got a catfish situation on our hands....
meanwhile this happens
I still cannot get this image out of my head...was she all:
Re: My Day in Gifs. I need a drink
What would you like??
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I think this is automatic qualification for your own reality show.
I hope your day gets better and they get you a replacement phone soon
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BFP#2 Nov 2005. Baby's heart stopped @ 8w3d. D&C Jan 2006. Trisomy 18
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BFP #4 11/6/12. EDD 7/16/13~my birthday! No sac found @ 5w1d, betas not increasing. Natural m/c started 11/20/12.
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@jap618 hehe I feel slightly responsible for the noon binge-fest. However....
And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
O:-)
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BFP #1: 6/25/09 EDD 2/13/10 @ 6 weeks- Saw HB @ 9 weeks - DS born 2/11/10 (39w5d)
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BFP #4: 9/10/14 (3w6d) EDD 5/21/15 - natural MC 9/23/14 @ 5w5d
BFP #5: 11/23/14 (3w3d) EDD 8/4/15 - Please be our Rainbow!
Sorry it was such a zany day though!
What a day! I'm so sorry to hear about the craziness. You definitely deserve a drink, and some CHOCOLATE!
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@Poppy715 - Since you've mentioned you like pumpkin pie... these are for you! Since they are mini, you can have more than one.
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BFP #3 8/18/12 EDD 5/2/13 No heartbeat seen at 7w3d, Mae
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