I think I gave birth to Gollum....

I made a couple of cheese sandwiches and figured he might share mine.. so I cut one into quarters and left it on my plate on my desk. Someone saw me eating, ran across and tried to commandeer the sandwich I was eating..when I wasn't giving it up, he realised there was some on my desk.. reached up and grabbed a quarter in each hand and retreated to the side of the sofa sat down and grinned at me then proceeded to eat his pilfered goodies.

... all that was missing was some moaning and muttering about my precious lol.