DH duh

Re: DH duh

• kt012885 member

  September 2013

  LOL!  Oh my.

  My dh calls me on Friday (on my way home from work-which is 10 minutes away) and asks how to get her pants on???  "she keeps kicking them off".  LOL I responded with "one leg at a time".  He hasn't really changed her clothes too often except pjs-but now I'm back at work he's doing that stuff.  What did he want me to do through the phone?

   

  

  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  September 2013

  Haha.  I come downstairs yesterday to my SO with LO's pants off and his diaper not attached but not open either... he says "I think he pooped" I was like um, ok what makes you think that?  He said "I saw it". I was like well then take him over to the changing station and change it!

   

  I ended up changing the diaper...

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• JellyTwoPointO member

  September 2013

  Sometimes I wonder how my DH would survive raising DS if I were to die tomorrow. He acts so clueless and helpless over some of the most common sense stuff, I swear.

  
  

  
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• supersarah77 member

  September 2013

  Oh my gosh these are cracking me up! The other morning I asked DH to dress her for the day and he came out proudly carrying LO. She was wearing mittens on her feet. In his defense, they did match her outfit perfectly!

  Me: 38, DH: 35

  

  
  

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• Dani428 member

  September 2013

  lol! Hysterical man blunders. DH put her onsie on backwards yesterday (unsnapped at the bottom of course) and proceeded to give her back to me just like that. No pants, no socks, nothing. Keep in mind that I had the entire outfit laid out for him. He said "you should have told me to out all of it on". Huh?

  
  

  

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• Rumparoo member

  September 2013

  this seems weird.
  

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• joyfultrex member

  September 2013

  my DH gave himself a stomach ache and diarrhea yesterday because it was the 1st time he was left alone with DS. I was gone 2 hours, left DS with DH and my parents at their house for dinner. My mom helped with diaper and bottle then he drove home, and I was home 20 min. later. The symptoms of his mystery illness disappeared once I got home again... It's going to be interesting once I go back to work.
  

  

  
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• beckyanddon member

  September 2013

  I'm so glad to know my DH is the only one.

  

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• DenverBride2005 member

  September 2013

  LadyBlue07 said:

  kt012885 said:

  LOL!  Oh my.

  My dh calls me on Friday (on my way home from work-which is 10 minutes away) and asks how to get her pants on???  "she keeps kicking them off".  LOL I responded with "one leg at a time". 

  Lol, is this your baby?
  
  

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• Jasmineeelizabeth member

  September 2013

  Jellybean902 said:

  Sometimes I wonder how my DH would survive raising DS if I were to die tomorrow. He acts so clueless and helpless over some of the most common sense stuff, I swear.

  Urg, same here. Dh acts so helpless over things like putting a sheet on the crib mattress, soothing the baby, or even microwaving somethin.
  
  Sometimes he just stares at the crying baby, and then looks at me and tells me that the baby wont stop crying..uhhh do something about it?
  
  And no matter how many times I tell him how to put the flares on the outside of the diaper he will never ever do it. Never. He tells me he doesn't know how, so I show him again and again. But he WONT LISTEN. GAAAAAAAAAAA.
  
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