In case you missed this disturbing thread!

aessary03 · September 2013

You're welcome! Nightmares on me tonight!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12092985/intro-and-venting-d#latest

kw42775 · September 2013

OMG!! I literally started choking I was laughing so hard!!! DH paused the tv and was staring at me. I told him about the post...I got a half smile with "that has to fake." I agree...but that is SOO funny!! I can just picture it...

ashleywiz · September 2013

Oh. My. God.

That is quite literally all I have to say to that. Where in the hell do these people come from?!

Kristinfm · September 2013

Ha!

fredtheredhead2 · September 2013

Wow. December 13 certainly keeps things interesting

ashleywiz · September 2013

iamkerryanne said:

OMG!! I literally started choking I was laughing so hard!!! DH paused the tv and was staring at me. I told him about the post...I got a half smile with "that has to fake." I agree...but that is SOO funny!! I can just picture it...

The closest thing I've ever seen to what the OP was describing was sitting in a plane and looking to my right and witnessing an *at least* 4 year old pull moms top down and go to town. The man sitting next to me almost threw up and I busted out laughing (mostly because he was so disgusted) but it was pretty insane...

aessary03 · September 2013

ashleywiz said:

iamkerryanne said:

OMG!! I literally started choking I was laughing so hard!!! DH paused the tv and was staring at me. I told him about the post...I got a half smile with "that has to fake." I agree...but that is SOO funny!! I can just picture it...

The closest thing I've ever seen to what the OP was describing was sitting in a plane and looking to my right and witnessing an *at least* 4 year old pull moms top down and go to town. The man sitting next to me almost threw up and I busted out laughing (mostly because he was so disgusted) but it was pretty insane...

It becomes disturbing to me when the kid is old enough to do that kind of stuff! Just seems really weird and creepy to me. Sorry to anyone breastfeeding this long .....

ashleywiz · September 2013

Yeah... If that's your path, by all means.... But pretty sure when you can demand it/ask for it....seeeeems a little long to me. That whole post so has me with the heebie geebies... Except for the cake, and I don't even really like cake, and yet I found myself wanting it. Perhaps just to comfort my hurting brain while reading.

ashleywiz · September 2013

Bahaha BF during a wedding ceremony...DEFINITE UO. Or wait, but what if your sister is a spoiled whore bia? Exception

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waterlily2k2 · September 2013

Oh my. Just, no. My brain hurts now. If her son was weeks old that'd be a different story to me. And even then, you go sit down to BF. I don't think this is MUD. I think it's a legit crazy person that is taking public (and extended) BF'ing to the extreme. Ohhh, so many more words I could say.

mrskratt · September 2013

Haha that cannot be real. People like that exsist?

brideandbreve · September 2013

BMReid said:

I definitely think that's taking extended bf-ing to the extreme, but aside from that-- he threw a temper tantrum during the wedding ceremony and she thinks that's okay? And the sister is being unreasonable? SO ridiculous!

Yeah, I'm with you.

I'm all for BFing, and if you want to do it in public, that's your business. That being said, everyone and their mother knows the attention BFing in public brings, and everyone and their mother also knows that on a woman's wedding day, the last thing you should do is purposely divert attention away from her.

I probably would have been upset like the sister, too. If your child is old enough to walk up to the altar and nurse, he is old enough to where dad should have taken him out of the church and given him a bottle of BM or a snack to hold him over until the ceremony was done. $:\$

juliasmama2010 · September 2013

Wow, that was entertaining!!

csandroo · September 2013

Lol! It was barely believeable but now add that he's almost 5 years old ... Mud!!!!!! There's no subtle way for a 5 year old to drink from a boob. Hilarious.

RobynLovesDano · September 2013

Elsutto2 said:
Haha that cannot be real. People like that exsist?

This exactly!!

gina0485 · September 2013

My initial impression was: WTF???

WinsyWade · September 2013

The comments that poured in before they knew his age pissed me off. No, you don't need to pump and give a bottle- some mothers can't.

2Dash · September 2013

How old is this son ... I feel like if he is having a temper tantrum he is old enough for a bottle of milk (pumped or otherwise)

If I were the sister I think I would have avoided having this chick as a bridesmaid... what a nightmare indeed!

Can you imagine BFing on the alter at your sisters wedding........ seriously did this even happen?!?!

amt0312 · September 2013

ummmm, she nursed right before the ceremony and the kid couldn't even wait until after for another feeding? The longest ceremony I've every been to was my own and it was only an hour and 15 minutes. A newborn could wait that long for a second feeding. I can't tell if this story is true or not. She seemed so completely oblivious to the fact that breastfeeding while being on an altar is totally inappropriate that the story almost has to be fake.

cpm1223 · September 2013

Seriously, this kid needs some cheerios in his life...and maybe some juice/water for the love of God! And, even if this was a full Catholic ceremony (which is what we had) it's, at the most, 45 minutes long.

apickett925 · September 2013

cpm1223 said:

Seriously, this kid needs some cheerios in his life...and maybe some juice/water for the love of God! And, even if this was a full Catholic ceremony (which is what we had) it's, at the most, 45 minutes long.

I totally agree that there was plenty of other things that could have been done to calm him (breastmilk bottle at the least) or he should have been taken out of the church. However, the Catholic wedding we were at this weekend was an hour and 20 minutes long, so they can get pretty lengthy. I had to pee so bad by the end, but my husband was in the wedding and the mother of the groom had me sit with her in the second row =( You bet I booked it down the side aisle as soon as the bride and groom were out!!

alinafed · September 2013

LMAO its definitely MUD just from the way she was talking like "I knew you ladies would understand".. she has never written on any other posts, even comments. HOWEVER this is still very entertaining and to be honest I don't mind a little MUD that makes me laugh!

angiek1 · September 2013

gina0485 said:

My initial impression was: WTF???

After all their talk of cake I'm craving something sweet. Every time I see your signature with that pumpkin bread with caramel drizzle I want to go home and make it... I think tonight I will

valigrl21 · September 2013

That thread is absurd cake hearts!

LuGal623 · September 2013

I can only hope that isn't the real deal. Where do these people come from?!

cowscrub · September 2013

Omg! Thanks for the humor this morning! Haha!

bethughknee · September 2013

What a nut job. IF this is even for realsies, which I highly doubt at this point. Smells trollish to me.

I needed a laugh today so thank you!

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lmills730 · September 2013

Wow...this kept me entertained for 15 minutes. HAHAHA.

litzo27 · September 2013

I agree it's mud BUT frankly the comments to the tune of "if he is old enough to ask for it, then he is old enough not to get it" annoy me to no end. Both my kids were able to "ask" for it, as in verbally indicate that they would like to nurse, shortly after their 1st birthdays. And they certainly were not ready to wean at that point. **Stepping off extended BF soapbox**

KimberlyTX · September 2013

valigrl21 said:

That thread is absurd cake hearts!

When I got to that line, I lost it. Almost as good as Jesus horses.

rowanthefrog · September 2013

I am as pro-BFing as they come..I've been a nursing BM several times now. But seriously, there are times when you can pump some milk and bottlefeed. Her H could have walked the baby out of the church.

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northport6 · September 2013

fredtheredhead2 said:

Wow. December 13 certainly keeps things interesting

We're getting an influx of MUD, AEs and other insanity this week out of nowhere. It started middle of the week last week and just hasn't let up.

Winnieella · September 2013

I feel bad for Dec 13. That post has to be MUD

HappyDoc · September 2013

I love that the poster wrote that she took her wedding gift back. Even though this is likely MUD, that is creative and made me laugh.

kw42775 · September 2013

I sent my non-pregnant friend links to a few threads. She was visiting with her mom and read this one to her!! They were both dying from laughter. My friend plans to read some of rumparoo's posts tomorrow while she's at the Honda dealer getting an oil change...

keljongib · September 2013

Even though you can tell that's all MUD from the beginning, I just spent gosh knows how long reading through the whole thing--I regret nothing.

daltosostarby · September 2013

Holy bejesus! I work a long shift and then go to bed early one night, and I miss everything! I can't believe how crazy people are. Also, I feel like people should have better things to do with their lives then troll on pregnancy boards...at least we get a laugh every now and then.