October 2013 Moms

Going to severely punish my child

My 11 year old keeps saying I look like an orangutan because my boobs are so big they're resting on my stomach. Well she's been stealing my phone all day long and posting "selfies" on my Instagram page with hashtags like #arentisexy and #hotandsexy. I don't know whether to laugh or beat her lol.

Re: Going to severely punish my child

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  • I agree with pp... I am not sure I would beat her but I would not be impressed that a prepubescent girl is already preoccupied with being seen by others in a sexual way...
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  • I think if those are your only two options for how to react, that explains a lot.
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  • No no no lol. She's posting pics of orangutans on my Instagram account calling them "selfies" posing as me. I guess I didn't word that right. I'm an ass and an orangutan apparently.

    Hahaha! I'd laugh and beat her! :) my hormones are do jacked up, I'm starting to feel bipolar!
  • T3hKay said:

    This almost became one of those remotely questionable "gold threads"

    I'm glad I was here to explain myself...I almost went to the store to get me some pie. Close call.
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    sleepy33 said:

    Mmmyeah, still kinda weird that she thinks it's ok to make comments like that, but I guess not nearly as troubling as originally stated.

    Believe me...if I saw anything even remotely wrong with it, I would squash it. I admit it sounds bad...should have reconsidered posting this because of the way it comes off but, believe me, it was all in good fun. She's a sweetheart...has aspbergers and is the most caring and gentle person I know. We just joke around...she's knows this would get under my skin so she did it. I have to say, if this was my seven year old doing this, it would be a different story because she's a boy crazy diva lol. Like I said, just trying to make our hormonal pregnant butts chuckle but it came off wrong. I'd hate to think anyone thought I was a suckful parent. That's the worst feeling ever ugh.
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    Mmmyeah, still kinda weird that she thinks it's ok to make comments like that, but I guess not nearly as troubling as originally stated.
    Believe me...if I saw anything even remotely wrong with it, I would squash it. I admit it sounds bad...should have reconsidered posting this because of the way it comes off but, believe me, it was all in good fun. She's a sweetheart...has aspbergers and is the most caring and gentle person I know. We just joke around...she's knows this would get under my skin so she did it. I have to say, if this was my seven year old doing this, it would be a different story because she's a boy crazy diva lol. Like I said, just trying to make our hormonal pregnant butts chuckle but it came off wrong. I'd hate to think anyone thought I was a suckful parent. That's the worst feeling ever ugh.
    Nah, I more just feel bad like someone's making fun of you, plus I basically like to pretend like neither of my parents have sex organs of any kind, so I just can't really relate. :)
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  • I have an 11 year old boy and he thought it was hilarious to film me shooting baskets with him at the park the other day.  Obviously I'm not shooting very well because I don't put a lot of effort into it as big as I am.  He asked if he could put it on YouTube.  I think NOT! Kids are silly.  I must say thought I'm glad I don't have a preteen girl.  I'd be stressed out all of the time.


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  • tashad18 said:

    I have an 11 year old boy and he thought it was hilarious to film me shooting baskets with him at the park the other day.  Obviously I'm not shooting very well because I don't put a lot of effort into it as big as I am.  He asked if he could put it on YouTube.  I think NOT! Kids are silly.  I must say thought I'm glad I don't have a preteen girl.  I'd be stressed out all of the time.

    Lol no you tube! Our parents were so lucky they didn't have social media to deal with. I have two girls and a boy on the way. I find girls fairly easy. The preteen is fine...no worries. Not girly at all, reading books such as Pride and Prejudice and volunteers at dog shelters. My seven year old, however, is a typical drama queen. Totally into herself and boys and is ms. popularity. I DO worry about her and what she's going to be like in a few years. Have no clue what I'm going to do with a boy. Give him a football and install a ton of safety devices around the house. That's all I got right now.

  • Lol ... sounds like something my sis would do
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  • No no no lol. She's posting pics of orangutans on my Instagram account calling them "selfies" posing as me. I guess I didn't word that right. I'm an ass and an orangutan apparently.

    At first I was like, "not cool, mom, not cool"

    Then I read this and spit into my coffee. THAT is hilarious!

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  • I think she sounds amazing!
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