My 11 year old keeps saying I look like an orangutan because my boobs are so big they're resting on my stomach. Well she's been stealing my phone all day long and posting "selfies" on my Instagram page with hashtags like #arentisexy and #hotandsexy. I don't know whether to laugh or beat her lol.
Re: Going to severely punish my child
At first I was like, "not cool, mom, not cool"
Then I read this and spit into my coffee. THAT is hilarious!