FFFC

tealowl · September 2013

HappyFeet34 said:

tealowl said:

FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.

Arty wants to know if he makes the cut @tealowl?

I want Arty!!

WolFox · September 2013

tealowl said:

FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.

Hi, I'm Scamp. Also known as Scampy, Scampers, Pookie Bear (PB) and Dumb butt. Can we be friends?

(PS I'm on the eighth page and haven't read the ninth, but I am compelled to post pics of my puppy to prove his cuteness...)

Tribany1 · September 2013

I've worn the same jeans to work all week.

They are just. so. comfortable.

TeeJ526 · September 2013

HappyFeet34 said:

tealowl said:

HappyFeet34 said:

My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it.
What?! Gurl you are missing out!

I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!

I just went on an online shopping spree last week, adam and eve does discount codes and free shipping over $69...I'm sure there are many other sites too.

::taking LOTS of notes::

mmb248 · September 2013

I have no pets. Who's in that club?

@spookster - our downstairs bathroom is between the kitchen and garage. The fridge is literally 4 ft from the bathroom. After dinner, I can hear dh open the fridge and 2 seconds later the bathroom fan goes on. A few weeks ago I went to check on him and he was in there with a chicken leg and a Popular Mechanics. It could only have been weirder if there had been lube.

duncs107 · September 2013

BrightEyes112 said:

I've worn the same jeans to work all week. They are just. so. comfortable.
Once I wear in my jeans I HATE washing them. Then they get all tight and I feel gross. If I could never wash them and it could be socially acceptable, I would.

@EllyD14 and I were just talking about how jeans suck. lol I have a couple pairs but usually stick to just one pair. If I wear them to work, or for just a few hours, I don't wash them until after a couple uses.

catmagick · September 2013

Tribany1 said:
I've worn the same jeans to work all week.

They are just. so. comfortable.

I do this pretty much every week.

@TeeJ526 cats and HIMYM! *puffy hearts* I freakin love you.

catmagick · September 2013

I have to admit that I've never liked vibrators. They just don't do anything for me! I don't know why. Because I am actually a relatively easy O.

catmagick · September 2013

Wow. I just earned a comments badge for this today. So I guess Bumping literally all day long when we were having a professional day at school really was worth it 8-|

WolFox · September 2013

I starred this thread and my notifications have been blowing up ALL DAY. I love it.

seventhumbs · September 2013

tealowl said:

jefa621 said:

tealowl said:

BrightEyes112 said:

HappyFeet34 said:

My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it.
What?! Gurl you are missing out!

I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!
------------------ Have you looked online?

I have, and actually this podcast I listen to sometimes shouts out a promo code for AdamandEve.com for 50% off, so I'm waiting to use that!

PLEASE SHARE THIS CODE!!!

It's SEXNERD

=] - Props to Sex Nerd Sanda podcast! I think you get 50% most stuff, free DVD's, and a secret prize.

This thread has gone from bumpies being great to each other, to bump drama, to cunnilingus, to sex toys, and then dogs. A DELIGHT.

My FFFC: I am like a dude after I orgasm. I'd like to just roll over and sleep most of the time. My DH is the one who wants to snuggle, and I'm all like "meh, where's that cigarette?".

Spookster · September 2013

seventhumbs said:

tealowl said:

jefa621 said:

tealowl said:

BrightEyes112 said:

HappyFeet34 said:

My FFFC: I've never owned or used a vibrator or dildo. Not sure why; just never had a desire to try it.
What?! Gurl you are missing out!

I used to not have them either, because I thought it was the reason I couldn't O from sex. Girl, they are amazing.

I had a sweet bullet but my dog chewed it up one day because I left it on the bed. I died a little inside.

I would own all of the sex toys, but they are expensive!
------------------ Have you looked online?

I have, and actually this podcast I listen to sometimes shouts out a promo code for AdamandEve.com for 50% off, so I'm waiting to use that!

PLEASE SHARE THIS CODE!!!

It's SEXNERD

=] - Props to Sex Nerd Sanda podcast! I think you get 50% most stuff, free DVD's, and a secret prize.

This thread has gone from bumpies being great to each other, to bump drama, to cunnilingus, to sex toys, and then dogs. A DELIGHT.

My FFFC: I am like a dude after I orgasm. I'd like to just roll over and sleep most of the time. My DH is the one who wants to snuggle, and I'm all like "meh, where's that cigarette?".

I hates after sex cuddling...all sweaty and nasty - :-&

WolFox · September 2013

I def need some down time after I orgasm. I just mumble and wave him away...

Squeepatrol · September 2013

@spookster well sure, after 5 Os a girl needs some personal space

WolFox · September 2013

TEN PAGES! WOOHWOOH!

EDIT: I got 100 hearts! Yeah yeah

Spookster · September 2013

@squeepatrol

Truth :-)

Squeepatrol · September 2013

Spookster said:
@squeepatrol

Truth :-)

Wham bam bam bam bam bam thank you ma'am (sir).

Spookster · September 2013

slappalicious said:

My dog is a horse. Does that count?

@Slappalicious

Like a Great Dane or an Irish wolf hound? or a real horse?

Tribany1 · September 2013

BrightEyes112 said:

Tribany1 said:
I've worn the same jeans to work all week.

They are just. so. comfortable.
Once I wear in my jeans I HATE washing them. Then they get all tight and I feel gross. If I could never wash them and it could be socially acceptable, I would.

I agree. 2 days post-wash is the luxury zone!!!

Spookster · September 2013

slappalicious said:

My dog is a horse. Does that count?

@Slappalicious
Like a Great Dane or an Irish wolf hound? or a real horse?

Real horse. An Appaloosa.

NICE...PIP! I want to see!

Spookster · September 2013

slappalicious said:

My dog is a horse. Does that count?

@Slappalicious
Like a Great Dane or an Irish wolf hound? or a real horse?

Real horse. An Appaloosa.
I love Appys!!!!! My horse Apache was waaay more like a dog than a horse. He was also a drama queen, but I still loved him :-)

My Aunt had a Belgian draft horse named King. He was gorgeous and HUGE, a solid tank of a horse. The summer I was 10 I rode him a lot bareback and it was a challenge and fun. I always wanted a Paint quarter horse and wanted to be a barrel racer.

Spookster · September 2013

@SnakeFisherBub

Dog is totally checking out your rack

AmyC925 · September 2013

dorothyzbornak97 said:

TeeJ526 said:

DarcyHermione said:

tealowl said:

FFFC - I have a mental list of Bumpies I'd like to meet, in order of how cute their dogs are.
Damn. I don't have any dogs. I have some pretty awesome cats though.

I feel left out because I only have cats too.

That's cool, all us cat people can have our own party!

Can I join the cat party??

[Deleted User] · September 2013

Whoa, my brain feels like it is about to explode, but I am finally caught up!

Too bad I have nothing interesting to say.. carry on.

drg424 · September 2013

My husband is a teacher and is living his passion and gets up everysingleday like polly fking anna ready to sing songs and take on the day. I commute two hours a day to work in corporate america hell, in the middle of the shitty dangerous crack head infested city where I pay an awful amount to park and walk only to get shit on by executives and sometimes I secretly loathe him for his happiness.

Like I legit don't want to hear about how you changed the world today and were home on the couch by 3pm.

txearthangel · September 2013

macylynn27, we have a rule out our house. No oral on either one of us unless a shower has been had in the last two hours. He's a mechanic, so it gives him more incentive when he gets home to take one right away.

txearthangel · September 2013

I must really be in the minority with the over 5+ O's per time club...that's usually the starting point of HIO by then....So sad....(for less than that with me)

FFFF'S - I've got 3 chocolate hiding spots in the house incase he's too near one, I can get to another one.

Edit: Forgot to finish a thought....it's late and need to be in bed.

AppleGrapeMSTK · September 2013

Dude. This was the longest thing I have ever read.

Tying in to what has already been said: I dated women exclusively for 8 years prior to meeting DH. We actually had an argument about 4 hours ago regarding how it wouldn't bother him if I had sex with a woman. I have three dogs, they are all dumb as bricks, and I have no pictures. They're cute, though. DH likes to go down on me, but he sucks at it.

My FFFC: I sincerely enjoy pooping. It's something I look forward to.

BlackBooks · September 2013

AppleGrapeMSTK said:

Dude. This was the longest thing I have ever read.

Tying in to what has already been said: I dated women exclusively for 8 years prior to meeting DH. We actually had an argument about 4 hours ago regarding how it wouldn't bother him if I had sex with a woman. I have three dogs, they are all dumb as bricks, and I have no pictures. They're cute, though. DH likes to go down on me, but he sucks at it.

My FFFC: I sincerely enjoy pooping. It's something I look forward to.

MY lame FFCF for @AppleGrapeMSTK

All I think about when I see your name is Mystery Science Theater 3000 ( MST3K) . And I'm all like

BlackBooks · September 2013

txearthangel said:

macylynn27, we have a rule out our house. No oral on either one of us unless a shower has been had in the last two hours. He's a mechanic, so it gives him more incentive when he gets home to take one right away.

Sometimes dirty is tasty

seventhumbs · September 2013

drg424 said:
My husband is a teacher and is living his passion and gets up everysingleday like polly fking anna ready to sing songs and take on the day. I commute two hours a day to work in corporate america hell, in the middle of the shitty dangerous crack head infested city where I pay an awful amount to park and walk only to get shit on by executives and sometimes I secretly loathe him for his happiness.

Like I legit don't want to hear about how you changed the world today and were home on the couch by 3pm.

Yeah... That would make me stabby too. You need to find your own bliss before it gets too bad.

drg424 · September 2013

seventhumbs said:

My husband is a teacher and is living his passion and gets up everysingleday like polly fking anna ready to sing songs and take on the day. I commute two hours a day to work in corporate america hell, in the middle of the shitty dangerous crack head infested city where I pay an awful amount to park and walk only to get shit on by executives and sometimes I secretly loathe him for his happiness.

Like I legit don't want to hear about how you changed the world today and were home on the couch by 3pm.
Yeah... That would make me stabby too. You need to find your own bliss before it gets too bad.

Wah wah. Thanks. We talk about it. We know it's an issue. Well he knows I feel like it's an issue. I'm as you can imagine selling my soul to be the bread winner because teachers are shittily underpaid. He has told me I could walk out on my job and be happy and he'd make it work. But we all know that doesn't really work. So yeah, you are right - we need to work on it and I feel guilty!

seventhumbs · September 2013

drg424 said:

seventhumbs said:

drg424 said:
My husband is a teacher and is living his passion and gets up everysingleday like polly fking anna ready to sing songs and take on the day. I commute two hours a day to work in corporate america hell, in the middle of the shitty dangerous crack head infested city where I pay an awful amount to park and walk only to get shit on by executives and sometimes I secretly loathe him for his happiness.

Like I legit don't want to hear about how you changed the world today and were home on the couch by 3pm.
Yeah... That would make me stabby too. You need to find your own bliss before it gets too bad.

Wah wah. Thanks. We talk about it. We know it's an issue. Well he knows I feel like it's an issue. I'm as you can imagine selling my soul to be the bread winner because teachers are shittily underpaid. He has told me I could walk out on my job and be happy and he'd make it work. But we all know that doesn't really work. So yeah, you are right - we need to work on it and I feel guilty!

I'm sorry :-/ You are a good wife. I guess he will just have to sacrifice something for you down to road so you can be even. Marriage... it's hard.

drg424 · September 2013

@seventhumbs thank you very much. I've actually never said this out loud and I feel badly because my husband is amazing and who is so selfish they are not happy for the one person on earth you love unconditionally? I am a good wife - but man oh man yes marriage is hard and being a shitty selfish bitter betty does not help. It felt good to say it and have someone understand - so yeah, thank you

TeeJ526 · September 2013

BrightEyes112 said:
I just remembered that my h is willing to do that to me but he's not really into getting it himself. Weird.

+1

AppleGrapeMSTK · September 2013

BlackBooks said:

AppleGrapeMSTK said:

Dude. This was the longest thing I have ever read.

Tying in to what has already been said: I dated women exclusively for 8 years prior to meeting DH. We actually had an argument about 4 hours ago regarding how it wouldn't bother him if I had sex with a woman. I have three dogs, they are all dumb as bricks, and I have no pictures. They're cute, though. DH likes to go down on me, but he sucks at it.

My FFFC: I sincerely enjoy pooping. It's something I look forward to.

MY lame FFCF for @AppleGrapeMSTK

All I think about when I see your name is Mystery Science Theater 3000 ( MST3K) . And I'm all like

@BlackBooks

That is exactly why I picked it. I'm M, DH is S, DD is K, and DS is T. I rearranged it to me more like MST3K. Friggin loved that show. I still quote it and I haven't seen it in YEARS. Now I want to Netflix it.

Also, I effing love Black Books, too. It's one of the funniest shows I'd seen in a while, which says a lot because I actually don't care for comedies.

BlackBooks · September 2013

AppleGrapeMSTK said:

That is exactly why I picked it. I'm M, DH is S, DD is K, and DS is T. I rearranged it to me more like MST3K. Friggin loved that show. I still quote it and I haven't seen it in YEARS. Now I want to Netflix it.

Also, I effing love Black Books, too. It's one of the funniest shows I'd seen in a while, which says a lot because I actually don't care for comedies.

AppleGrapeMSTK
I really love the work that has come out of the Simon Peg buddies group and Black Books is one of my faves (obvs)!

Also, I appreciate comedy that don't appeal to the lowest common denominator type sense of humor. I know I'm calling myself a special snowflake but isn't that what FFCF/FFCSu is all about?

GirlOnTheBeach · September 2013

lovelym13 said:

MY DOG IS THE CUTEST

ETA: AND HE FEELS LIKE VELVET

Your dog looks a lot like mine :-)

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