Alert! You can get mumps and autism from tutus if you wear one to the dentist's office:
(I think it starts on page 2...scroll until you find the hilariousness, you will die laughing):
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12088349/typical-gender-roles-a-thought-from-the-uo/p1
Re: Attention *nese* and other tutu lovers
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14
Married: 5/21/05 **~** Emery Aylin 6/30/12
BFP#1-11/5/10- Surgery for ectopic pregnancy 11/15/10 BFP#2-11/1/11 Due 7/8/12 Born 6/30/12
Oops we did it again... BFP 03/23/14 Due 12/6/14 Nora Born 11/23/14