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New definition of hell...

Hell - (NOUN) - Teaching kindergarten the week before Christmas while pregnant.

I swear all the rules have gone right out the window.

 

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  • Kindergarten has rules?  I don't remember that part.  You're so close though!  Soooo close.
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  • Wow... I don't envy you. GL!
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  • I shudder to imagine what kinder is like when my 9th and 10th graders have been acting the way they have. 2 more days!!!!
  • Only two more days until break, so I shouldn't complain.  They're wild, but still cute.  I was passing out M&M's today, and one little boy dropped his on the floor.  He quickly picked it up & examined it.  Then he looked at me very concerned and asked, "Does the five-second rule apply here?"

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  • this week all the preschoolers have started a GREAT new habbit.

    They spit on each other.  I heard they did it yesterday when I was pulled out of my building.  OH but I gave them a tongue lashing today.

    "blah blah germs...blah make you sick...call your parents... FORGET about any presents... Just WAIT til I tell santa..."

    (sorry I've been drinking)

    the teachers told me I couldn't make empty threats... so I said... "Don't make me tell santa on you too!"

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  • oh but I'm not KTFU, poor thing. 
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