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s/o facebook invites, registries

MinipenguinMinipenguin member
edited September 2013 in Stay at Home Moms
I was invited to a wedding on facebook today. I looked up their registry and they registered at Target. The registry has their last name (an uncommon one), the wedding date, AND the town they're getting married in (which is a very small town in Kentucky). So there's no doubt this is their registry.

They registered for almost 300 things including pregnancy tests, lube, condoms, a mason jar, toothpaste, and sugarless gum.
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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    edited September 2013
    cocomama1109 said:
    Wtf? Gum? Toothpaste? How old are they?
    The groom is 25 (I said before he was 23 but I was wrong, DH just informed me). The bride is about his age.

    I wasn't going to go but this wedding may be the classiest thing ever, I don't know how I can miss it.
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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    I Heart The 80s said:
    One mason jar?
    Yeah, it even has a straw. Clicky link

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  • joyfullyfoundjoyfullyfound member
    edited September 2013
    Louiej said:
    I say get 'um condoms. You don't want them reproducing.
    Oh, bravo!   =D>

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  • Love My Lil Princess 509Love My Lil Princess 509 member
    A wedding invite on Fb? How tacky lol.
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  • strlitemissstrlitemiss member
    Aren't lube and condoms a shower gift not wedding presents?
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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    I wouldn't buy someone lube for their shower, either. Or really for any reason at all.
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  • rockyrollgirlrockyrollgirl member
    Hmmm. It seems to me like they are trying to be "tacky" to make a point. What kind of people are they usually?
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  • notkateanymorenotkateanymore member
    I'd buy everything you listed as my gift and that's it.
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    lmtoo89 said:
    Aren't lube and condoms a shower gift not wedding presents?
    Are they ever gifts?
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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    rockyrollgirl said:
    Hmmm. It seems to me like they are trying to be "tacky" to make a point. What kind of people are they usually?
    I don't know the bride at all. The groom is very... outdoorsy. Spends most of his time hunting and drinking beer. Neither of them have been to college. The wedding is taking place at his parents' house. I'm pretty sure the registry is them being serious.
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  • rockyrollgirlrockyrollgirl member
    Minipenguin said:


    rockyrollgirl said:

    Hmmm. It seems to me like they are trying to be "tacky" to make a point. What kind of people are they usually?

    I don't know the bride at all. The groom is very... outdoorsy. Spends most of his time hunting and drinking beer. Neither of them have been to college. The wedding is taking place at his parents' house. I'm pretty sure the registry is them being serious.


    Well then nevermind! @-)
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  • strlitemissstrlitemiss member
    KateMW said:


    lmtoo89 said:

    Aren't lube and condoms a shower gift not wedding presents?

    Are they ever gifts?

    I guess I'm thinking more of the gifts I usually get is a serious gift
    for the bridal shower a nice wedding survival gift basket and I buy gag gifts for the bachelorette party ( usually lube a vibrator and body paints or other stuff that makes the bride blush). I'm also the open perv of my group.
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  • Tally06Tally06 member
    Are the weird things showing up as purchased?

    I know that with my baby registry, if someone gave the cashier the registry info to have a gift taken off and then also bought some random other things for themselves, those random things showed up on my registry.

    If this is what happened to them, you should let them know ASAP! If this is the case, how freaking embarrassing!

    But maybe they are just weirdos. :)
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  • bumpuser924057bumpuser924057 member
    Tally06 said:
    Are the weird things showing up as purchased?

    I know that with my baby registry, if someone gave the cashier the registry info to have a gift taken off and then also bought some random other things for themselves, those random things showed up on my registry.

    If this is what happened to them, you should let them know ASAP! If this is the case, how freaking embarrassing!

    But maybe they are just weirdos. :)
    Oooh, good call!  I really hope this is the explanation.  Or maybe they thought the registry scanner was actually ringing up everything in their cart?  

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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    They have 2 registries, the other is at Walmart. DH called to double check it was real because he didn't believe it. My favorite quote before he called, "I'm not showing up to someone's wedding with a case of beer and a vibrating cock ring." There are 3 vacuums, a computer, 6 cameras, 15 hunting rifles (yes, 15 guns) ottomans, a stuffed bench, sooooo many laxatives, toilet paper. Omg, I have been laughing so hard. I wish I could post it here. I'm just afraid if I post it, they'll find out, lol. Eta and there are different types of beer and smirnoff ice.
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    Loppy19 said:
    You shouldn't need a pregnancy test if you use your condoms.
    They are only 99.9%. 
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    Minipenguin said:
    They have 2 registries, the other is at Walmart. DH called to double check it was real because he didn't believe it. My favorite quote before he called, "I'm not showing up to someone's wedding with a case of beer and a vibrating cock ring." There are 3 vacuums, a computer, 6 cameras, 15 hunting rifles (yes, 15 guns) ottomans, a stuffed bench, sooooo many laxatives, toilet paper. Omg, I have been laughing so hard. I wish I could post it here. I'm just afraid if I post it, they'll find out, lol. Eta and there are different types of beer and smirnoff ice.
    Ok, what did they say about it? I mean, it's kind of rude to call and ask, but totally worth it!!! LOL
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  • MinipenguinMinipenguin member
    edited September 2013
    @katemw DH just asked where they were registered and he said Walmart and target. He said, "Oh, we found one at Target but we weren't sure if it was yours, sorry for calling so late didn't mean to bother you, blahblah." And he said, "Oh, it's no problem you're not the first one to call." Hah, I wonder why.


    There's only one registry at both stores with his last name, so it's not like a joke one, either. I can't believe they're serious. I might need to get a sitter, if these are the gifts they're expecting.
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  • notkateanymorenotkateanymore member
    LOL That is some crazy shit. 
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