I have reached a new low in slovenliness

ballygirl · September 2013

Sitting on the couch in my new XXL Walmart sweatpants and T-shirt (since I have outgrown most of my decent looking maternity clothes), eating some mint chocolate chip ice cream when I notice that I have ice cream dripping down my chest and into my bra. Also there is a gob of chocolate chips stuck in my hair. The napkin I brought with me is way over on the coffee table. After considering the herculean effort required to hoist myself up and over to retrieve said napkin and the probable pelvic and abdominal pain that would thus ensue, I instead wipe the dripping ice cream off with my T-shirt and suck the chips out of my hair with my mouth. classy.

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LeaLea123 · September 2013

Epic! I'm glad I'm not alone!

mancila60 · September 2013

I seem to drop ice cream down my shirt alot lately. H always gets mad that I don't tell him so that he can come get it instead. Don't feel bad I will do things just so I don't have to move as well.

norbert5 · September 2013

@ballygirl, I love you for sharing this.

I am wearing DH's t-shirt and boy shirts with the fan pointing directly at me. While I let my girls watch Nemo on our portable DVD player in my bed. I am eating angry bird graham crackers and debating if I really need to shower tonight. I am thinking no.

yesthisiskim0401 · September 2013

Amjoy25 · September 2013

Love. I dropped corn bread down my shirt and gave no fucks as the people in the lounge watched me retrieve it and eat it. Luckily, they all laughed at the fat, pregnant comic relief.