Wtf

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

Wtf day....why did you start so early.

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

It's Tuesday isn't it? Fml

Kashy · September 2013

ugh....tell me about it.

DS is up before the sun today and I am so not ready to start my day yet

c-elizabethf · September 2013

Me either. I'm sick right now and I'm so exhausted

MauLoaM0M · September 2013

I've been up since 2:30

( I might break my 1 cup of coffee per day rule today.

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

Can we use this thread tomorrow so I don't feel like a dumbass for starting it?

SaguaroBlossmom · September 2013

I think it's great you started this ... I you saw my ten things.. Today was definitely due for a WTF

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

Wtf Wednesday....why did you start earlier than Tuesday. At least I have a cute HDBD photo today.

Oohgurl · September 2013

WTF LO why do I have a video monitor if you are just going to scoot and shimmy out of its view.

RoxZ32 · September 2013

WTF LO, why does your poop smell like buttered popcorn??? WTF DH's student loans, why don't you go suck a fat one? No one likes you.

ksmama13 · September 2013

WTH self, you were supposed to start eating better & exercising on August 5. It is now September 18 & you are still just as fat and out of shape as you were in August. You could sure save yourself a lot of money if you didn't have to keep buying new clothes to fit your fat ass!

TradeMama · September 2013

WTF husband!!! How did you manage to go to work with MY car keys... AND yours!!!???? I love spending the day with my little man, but there's this thing called a deadline. Heard of it?

DiFazette · September 2013

WTF teacher at daycare? Sorry O was cranky yesterday, you don't need to suggest giving him Tylenol every freaking chance you get. I won't give drugs to my kid because he had one crappy day.

PumpkinAndThePeanut · September 2013

WTF Internet, why do you have so much conflicting information on starting solids?

WTF iPhone, why do you always insist on capitalizing the "i" in Internet?

ILoveSnacks · September 2013

WTF new boss, why are you being a bad word about the slightly reduced schedule my last boss approved? And why did you bring it up after we had only worked together 6 days? And start the conversation with "I am all about flexibility"? Because clearly you are not particularly flexible OR self aware.

And WTF traffic? I have wasted so much time and money this week, sitting in gridlock getting shitty gas mileage.

jayro10 · September 2013

2013sarabelleATX said:
WTF old high school buddy's facebook post?

"I need to come up with $7K by the end of business today to keep my new H2!!!!!!! I refuse to ask Carl for it, I'll pawn my jewelry before I ask him!!!!!!! I am however accepting donations... I'm registered at Wells Fargo, tell them the registry number is 9688059840. Anyone in any branch should be able to assist & I promise to write a Thank You card within the next year!!!"

WTF is right! Is that real life?!

jayro10 · September 2013

WTF DH! Why did you wake up M before you left for work this morning? You asked me (as I was still lying in bed, half asleep) if I wanted you to wake her up. Um, no. When has that ever been a thing in our house? It hasn't. And then I look at the video monitor and see you tickling and rubbing her belly. Surprise surprise, you woke her up and then just left for work. Just WTF.

coffeeandbooks · September 2013

wtf, nanny not calling or showing up and acting like it is normal...and DH not telling her it isn't ok.

wtf, nanny giving baby bottle at 10:00 when we said to wait till 10:30.

definitely time for new nanny.

Boo0512 · September 2013

Wtf LO, I know you are going through your leap/sleep regression but it'd be sweet if I could put you down for a few minutes without a scream cry bitchfest. My back is killing which makes it hard to sleep in between your MOTN wake ups. Ughhhh.

bennyandthejets13 · September 2013

Wtf ex-bff you don't talk to me for almost a year and I dont why and I finally find out that its because I didn't invite you over enough and there for to you I didn't make nearly as much effort to be friends with you as you did with me?? Are we in high school?

Wtf DH I'm glad you got offered a new job and I know it pays less and not as challenging and your old one but cheer up at least there's going to be more income coming in!

Wtf self STOP EATING!! Now that DH has a job you have no excuse to go to the gym! Just do it!

kmcd23 · September 2013

2013sarabelleATX said:
WTF old high school buddy's facebook post?

"I need to come up with $7K by the end of business today to keep my new H2!!!!!!! I refuse to ask Carl for it, I'll pawn my jewelry before I ask him!!!!!!! I am however accepting donations... I'm registered at Wells Fargo, tell them the registry number is 9688059840. Anyone in any branch should be able to assist & I promise to write a Thank You card within the next year!!!"

What.The.Fluck

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

jayro10 said:
WTF DH! Why did you wake up M before you left for work this morning? You asked me (as I was still lying in bed, half asleep) if I wanted you to wake her up. Um, no. When has that ever been a thing in our house? It hasn't. And then I look at the video monitor and see you tickling and rubbing her belly. Surprise surprise, you woke her up and then just left for work. Just WTF.

That's justifiable homicide

CNJ4EVA · September 2013

WTF self, when you get the bright idea to add nutmeg to muffins, make sure you actually pick up the nutmeg bottle before adding! Cumin is not recommended for cinnamon struesel muffins, and for good reason!

kmcd23 · September 2013

WTF United gate person. Telling me you'll get my baby's seat 'as close to me as possible but definitely not in the same row'... Are you insane?

And WTF random b1tch in line who overheard us, I don't need your two cents about how the flight is full.

And WTF society- you all loooove babies until you step foot in an airport and then you become instahaters. Hmph.

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

beaubecca said:

kmcd23 said:

WTF United gate person. Telling me you'll get my baby's seat 'as close to me as possible but definitely not in the same row'... Are you insane?

And WTF random b1tch in line who overheard us, I don't need your two cents about how the flight is full.

And WTF society- you all loooove babies until you step foot in an airport and then you become instahaters. Hmph.

Wow. That is crazy!! WTF is right.

Ask the flight attendants we can get people to move by offering free food, drinks etc.

TradeMama · September 2013

kmcd23 said:
WTF United gate person. Telling me you'll get my baby's seat 'as close to me as possible but definitely not in the same row'... Are you insane?

And WTF random b1tch in line who overheard us, I don't need your two cents about how the flight is full.

And WTF society- you all loooove babies until you step foot in an airport and then you become instahaters. Hmph.

The last time this happened to me (with my 4 year old) nobody would move so the crew bumped us to first class.

MrsM1111 · September 2013

WTH LO? This new thing of yours, waking up to poo at 3am, is not fun. I've mastered the blind diaper change and now I've got to turn on the light to make sure your little lady bits are all squeaky clean which makes you think it's time to start chattering away instead of going the f back to sleep! Please keep the poo in until at least 6 so I can function if you want to wake up for real.

MrsM1111 · September 2013

kmcd23 said:
WTF United gate person. Telling me you'll get my baby's seat 'as close to me as possible but definitely not in the same row'... Are you insane?

And WTF random b1tch in line who overheard us, I don't need your two cents about how the flight is full.

And WTF society- you all loooove babies until you step foot in an airport and then you become instahaters. Hmph.

That's rediculous! Just to make a point I would say ok ill take a center seat for LO and watch all the people jump up to switch seats bc they won't want to be next to a baby without his mother all flight. Fingers crossed you get the first class upgrade instead!!

helenkayj · September 2013

WTF husband? We just discussed how you can help me out when you have a soccer game SO WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT???? "I wasn't really planning on doing dishes tonight" doesn't really cut it.

WTF self! Why did you spill BM all over during your pumping session!?!? You're already struggling to keep up as it is...

ALSO WTF self... why do you pump more while looking at the bump than you do when you're looking at pictures of your baby?!?!

bumpuser8130818 · September 2013

WTF self. How could you forget to strap your baby into his car seat?! How about next time you just don't take him out in the store, because you're going to get distracted and flustered when he's crying and you're trying to check out! I'm glad it was just a couple blocks away but WTF?!?

LaxMOM44 · September 2013

Wtf LO...you laugh for H but not for me? He isn't even funny, I should know I married him!!!!

snowgirl427 · September 2013

Wtf back. Stop hurting already.

Wtf work - how am I the only one thinking about activities that will likely take 2 mos but have to be done in 1?

illogicaltuvok · September 2013

ALSO WTF self... why do you pump more while looking at the bump than you do when you're looking at pictures of your baby?!?!

I just realized this today... I could have written this too.
@-)

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