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GTKY: awkward sex

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Tell us about your most awkward or embarrassing sexual experience

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  • gogadgetgogogadgetgo member
    On two separate occasions, while in the middle of heavy make out sessions, the guy I was with got a nosebleed. My BFF used to tease me that my spit was an anticoagulant :)
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  • Mysterious_wifeMysterious_wife member
    FIL saw my boobies once.
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  • hullabalouhullabalou member
    The first time DH and I "hooked up", "made out", whatever...
    My best friend and I had a four bedroom house together, and she was friends with him and starting renting one of our rooms to him when he moved to town...
    Within two weeks, everyone thought we were together, when we weren't. At all.
    I had a huge, mega crush on him but there is a pretty big age difference in us and I assumed he wasn't interested.
    Long story short, we rented a movie one night, sat up watching it in the living room, he kissed me, and as soon as he did, my best friend/her fiance/my sister and my MOM come in and start throwing a freaking party about it thinking they were right all along haha.
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  • rayschickyrayschicky member
    So my first time with my DH was at his baseball team's party at my brother's house. He pitched his tent in the corner of the yard for "privacy". We went to bed a bit before everyone else and started making use of that "privacy" little did I know one of his buddies pitched his tent right beside us afterwards. We crawled out of our tents at the same time the next morning and all I got was a sly knowing smile from his buddy. Lol

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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    My best friend's male friend moved in with her to help with rent, but they only had a one bedroom.  He got the blow up mattress on the living room floor, that's open to the kitchen.  He and I started dating and one night we were in the middle of things when she came out to get a bowl of cereal...  She must have known what was going on, because I was on top, and we don't normally sleep stacked on each other!  She poured her cereal and ate about half of it before wandering back to her room.  Totally strange.

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  • jnnfrrose6jnnfrrose6 member
    When DH and I were dating we took a road trip.  We were on some backroads, so pulled over in a parking lot to take care of business.  Needless to say a butt print ended up on the window that I didn't really notice.  A few days after we were back, my mother and I were out and she got a napkin out to the clean the "smudge" off of my window while we were driving.
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  • Golden42Golden42 member
    In college, my ex and I broke a futon. I made up some story about how I jumped from my lofted bed onto it and it broke. I'm pretty sure nobody believed me.

    Also, in high school I had to lie perfectly still under a blanket when my dad came down in the basement unexpectedly because I had no pants on.
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  • msronziomsronzio member
    Haha these are great.

    ExBF and I came home after prom and started getting it on as soon as we came inside the house. I usually hear my mom and her creepy boyfriend of the time come home because they come in through the garage. Well, on this night they decided to use the front door. I was still wearing my dress and everything. All my mom said was "you know you have a bedroom right?" I was mad so I was being a bitch to her of course! I grabbed a blanket and before she left the room she turned the lights back off and said "okay we're going to bed now, carry on" 
    Ugh!
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